Ways to die

[Splat]

Aye, but then you wouldn't die... unless you crashed into the ground really hard and broke your neck.

[Leto]

I say the best one is death by cancer; And you would be all bald and skinny like my computer and things.

Kimo, kimo, KIMON.
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[Cullen Heath]

Aye, but then you wouldn't die... unless you crashed into the ground really hard and broke your neck.

Unless in that moment you became Jakie Chan and did a back hand spring and landed to saftey but then Owen Wilson dicided he hated you and cutt off your head.

[Leto]

My, that was delightful. I chuckled so hard!

[Salamander]

death from tapeworms, oh the horror, its worse, than n00bs!

[Kimon]

I say the best one is death by cancer; And you would be all bald and skinny like my computer and things.

Kimo, kimo, KIMON.
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OGLEMOMPOPS!! SO MANY ARSES!!!

I choose: Def by bums. The fanny variety, not ones wifout homes.

Weww-pwaced.

[Leto]

Wait, wait, here comes a new one: Death by AIDS.

[T-nex]

what about this: Death by UNKNOWN REASON :-o

[Nate]

You don't die of AIDS. It destroys your immune system and then you die of a cold or something.

[Leto]

Okay then, death by ASID. It's an, erm, variation that slowly consumes your heart from the inside.

Death by MAIDS.

This thread feels like a gothy thing, no?

[Splat]

When your parachute decides not to open several hundred feet above a concrete patio.


Its not unusual at Wimbledon (English tennis tournament) for birds to die from getting hit by speeding tennis balls as they fly over. Lots of birds also fly into the windows of the main computer room at school, mostly seagulls. They don't always die but it's an interesting event when the techer's going on about spreadsheet formulae and everyone's all but asleep.

[$andy Mudukon]

Go out with a bang...

Get onto a jet, pretend to go toilet, grab the fire extinguisher, knock out whoever opposes you, as you make your way to the cockpit. Once there knock out the drivers and head for the statue of liberty.

[Cullen Heath]

That would be called terrorism(which is bad, just incase you didnt know) and would most likely start another war or add on to the war going on right now.

[Kimon]

Get eaten by NINJA PIRATES!!!!!!!

[Leto]

I would like to bomb a country then be caught by their policing agents just to laugh at you , Cullen.

[Cullen Heath]

Good, Im so happy for you!

[Leto]

*bombs and terrorises*

[Cullen Heath]

I think getting hit by a train would be a horrible death.
Same goes for burning and drowning.

What do you guys think would be worse, burning or drowning?

[Kimon]

Browning.

Tote def burning. More painful ouchies involved.

Anywaez, I'd like to die in a comical fashion. Like exploding at a fancy dinner party. Ewww.

[Cullen Heath]

I would hate to die that way!

I want to die when Im very old, and in my sleep. I want to live a full life then just silenlty pass away. A peaceful death.

[Leto]

Well, I'd choose to die due to terrorism, oh yes, yes I would.

[$andy Mudukon]

Who cares about terrorism? I mean... If you're dead it doesn't bother you. And you get posted all over the news. : D

[Leto]

Many people care about terrorism, for shame Max, for shame.

[Cullen Heath]

Yes, you could start a huge whole other war because of something like that.

Ok lets get back on topic....... um, oh You could die by smashing your head over and over in a medal door. OUCH!

[Salamander]

Wait, wait, here comes a new one: Death by AIDS.

WOW so original
mmmmmmmm death from ...... LEECHES!
and if you didn't know already this thread is kinda spammy

[Nate]

Yeah, kinda thinking that.

And to think it started as a serious thread about how we would prefer to die. I don't suppose we're going to return to that soon?

[Leto]

The main point was to post ways to die, not necessarily a way you would like to die.

WOW so original

It was, wasn't it? You know, since you can't actually die purely from AIDS, I found it most origional myself.

Eating your own gums would be a nice way to die, erm, somehow.

[used:)]

I would hate to die that way!

I want to die when Im very old, and in my sleep. I want to live a full life then just silenlty pass away. A peaceful death.

Hesus, everyone wants ot die that way.Frankly, I would like to die by falling off a high place, a really high place. I heard you lose conscience on the way down, plus, it would be amazing to flow through the air.

[Cullen Heath]

I think it would be kind of freaky to fall that fast.

[Splat]

Hey, you're right, this is kinda wieCRUNCH