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  #1  
11-11-2001, 08:15 PM
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Entrance Examination for the Forums

1. You are browsing through the Forums, when you come across a Topic, about which you have absolutely nothing to say. Do you:
a) Keep your Big Mouth Shut?
b) Post some random gibberish to reassure your fellow members that you are indeed a total moron?

2. You are typing a post, when you notice that, not only have you spelled 'the' 'teh', but also that you have no punctuation. Do you:
a) Go back and correct your mistakes, showing yourself to be a reasonable person?
b) dewcide yu cantbe bottered tO GO AN do it now, pppl wont' mind...

3. In a post somewhere, you discover to your horror that someone else will not be buying your favourite console. Do you:
a) Respectfully disagree with them, remembering at all times that they have made no personal attack on you?
b) Tell them that they are Stupid, Blinkered, and probably Cheapskates who shgould get off their fat arses and get themselves jobs so that they can afford the console you seem to desperately want you to have, and they should be more sensitive than to not agree with you, the cheap Xbox-haters that they are?

4. You decide you want to join the RPG, but have no idea what it is about, how to play it, what character to choose, or possibly even what RPG stands for. Do you:
a) Not join just yet, but decide to watch the RPG for a while, to work out how it works?
b) Post a Slig with Big Guns in the Character Descriptions topic, then try and persuade someone to write all your posts for you?

5. The forums have been fairly slow of late. Do you:
a) Post a topic with some meaning, so as to stimulate intelligent discourse?
b) Decide to churn out another bloody Gladiator Topic?

[Entrants are advised to write on one side of their only.]
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11-11-2001, 09:20 PM
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5)And as you guessed...A
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11-12-2001, 04:14 AM
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11-12-2001, 09:04 AM
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A all the time.
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11-12-2001, 10:30 AM
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What do you all mean, "A"? You fools! It's "B", all the time! B, I tell you!

*clears throat*

A disguised rant, eh Dan? Verra clever. This I like.

Edit: Pants, this was my 400th post and I never noticed. Ah well. *belated celbration-type things*

[ November 12, 2001: Message edited by: Teal ]
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11-12-2001, 10:36 AM
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B)
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11-12-2001, 03:51 PM
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11-12-2001, 05:46 PM
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?????????????????????????????????????????????
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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11-12-2001, 05:54 PM
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He he, that's funny, Doug!

I try to always do As, but I have been guilty of doings Bs for number 3 (although perhaps not as intensely as actually described in that question). I have noticed though, and I'm trying to be more open-minded.
I don't think I've ever flamed anyone who didn't like my favourite consoles, but I think I have flamed those who try and advise me on what console I should buy.
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11-12-2001, 06:23 PM
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Double A, then for 3 I wouldn't really type in anything - just have my thoughts. 4 Doesn't aply to me, and 5...? I'd just keep quiet unless there was something really good to post about.
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11-12-2001, 06:25 PM
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Double A, then for 3 I wouldn't really type in anything - just have my thoughts. 4 Doesn't aply to me, and 5...? I'd just keep quiet unless there was something really good to post about.
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11-12-2001, 07:23 PM
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1. A
2. A
3. C - not say anything about it because i've already done my pro-Xbox rant too many times
4. C - observe it, ask about it, eventually post in it (i know you're all exited about me joining, but don't rush me!)
5. A - not according to Mel
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11-12-2001, 07:39 PM
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1.A/B(sometimes I'm in a spaz mood and want to create havoc)
2.A/B(usually it isn't a huge mistake)
3.C(Don't care)
4.C(don't play RPG'S)
5.C(I actually put up with it)

[ November 12, 2001: Message edited by: General Drippik ]
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11-12-2001, 07:47 PM
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Well, so far, the only person who has passed the Exam is Doug. Keep trying, the rest of you...
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11-12-2001, 07:51 PM
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Er, why doug??
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11-14-2001, 12:12 AM
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1: B
2: A... Definetly
3: A... I'll get violent about other things. Hehe.
4: A
5: A... And a little bit of B.
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11-17-2001, 08:59 AM
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WhY DoUg!!??
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11-17-2001, 09:14 PM
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doug won because he made up funny answers
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11-17-2001, 09:17 PM
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I didn't laugh.
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11-17-2001, 09:17 PM
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We prefer the term "Used his Initiative"...
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11-17-2001, 09:20 PM
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RRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrriiiiigggghhhttt...... I don't get it!?
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