worst thing you've ever done (V2!)

[Coolmanbizkit]

Im not sure of the worst, But this ones pretty bad. When i was in year 6 there was a boy that really pissed me off. I have a short temper he knew that but he kept doing it for the whole week. On Friday we were all doing Art and Craft, We had these wooden cubes, Glueguns and String. I took some home and tied the string around the cube. Then glued it on He was near my house shouting things out.... So i went outside with my Mace-like contraption swung it around and hit him... With the corner... In the throat, I think it bled, I didnt see... I was too busy running like hell.

[Wil]

I steal from work.

I then claim I'm supporting an independant business by working there in the first place.

Although morally speaking, the worst things I've ever done are take pleasure in killing creatures, mostly ants, but then all kids do that, because they go all frantic after the first squish. I did once feel grown up for bug spraying a bee, then realised a few seconds later what I'd done.

[Coolmanbizkit]

Although morally speaking, the worst things I've ever done are take pleasure in killing creatures, mostly ants, but then all kids do that, because they go all frantic after the first squish. I did once feel grown up for bug spraying a bee, then realised a few seconds later what I'd done.

I used to find it more fun... Also cruel, Using a Magnifying Glass I did it on everything, I even cremated about 60 ants before.... It was fun, Then i noticed i had massacred them for no reason

[Godlesswanderer]

Im not sure of the worst, But this ones pretty bad. When i was in year 6 there was a boy that really pissed me off. I have a short temper he knew that but he kept doing it for the whole week. On Friday we were all doing Art and Craft, We had these wooden cubes, Glueguns and String. I took some home and tied the string around the cube. Then glued it on He was near my house shouting things out.... So i went outside with my Mace-like contraption swung it around and hit him... With the corner... In the throat, I think it bled, I didnt see... I was too busy running like hell.

That, to me, sounds like attempted murder... Someone take this boy to prison!

[Nate]

I steal from work.

I need more information. Are we talking post-it notes, staples, pot-plants or full office furnishings?

I've just noticed that I've started to use the word 'gay' in the pejorative sense (which I've always been dead against) without even thinking. Perhaps this is some unexpected side effect of coming out of the closet. Although it's only happened to people who I haven't told so maybe it's just my subconscious trying to let it slip out.

On the plus side, Americans don't know what the word 'poofy' means so I've gotten away with it a few times without them realising.

[Alcar]

I do too many things now-a-days that are 'technically' 'bad'. Most recent would be getting caught drinking underage. Oh the horror, the shock, the shame. I was booted out of Cadets, had my Mum called in (the ultimate horror) and nearly called the Police (they are supposed to, but they were 'lenient').

To think, I could have been arrested! Dammit, why could I not have been arrested.

Alcar...

[Dino]

I need more information. Are we talking post-it notes, staples, pot-plants or full office furnishings?

I've just noticed that I've started to use the word 'gay' in the pejorative sense (which I've always been dead against) without even thinking. Perhaps this is some unexpected side effect of coming out of the closet. Although it's only happened to people who I haven't told so maybe it's just my subconscious trying to let it slip out.

On the plus side, Americans don't know what the word 'poofy' means so I've gotten away with it a few times without them realising.

You never said you were gay.

Seriously I had no idea... Jesus.

Anyway yeah, I say "gay" a lot too. I dunno whether I'm against it or not... but I've always been told that since I'm bisexual it's perfectly ok for me to misuse the term. *shruggage my luggage*

[Wil]

I need more information. Are we talking post-it notes, staples, pot-plants or full office furnishings?

We're talking newspapers and boxes of free CDs. The CDs I justify by knowing full well they'll only end up in the bin if I don't steal and redistribute them myself. Not exactly furniture or cigarettes in terms of consequences, but theft is such an abstract crime anyway. I do steal money in coin form, though.

I've just noticed that I've started to use the word 'gay' in the pejorative sense (which I've always been dead against) without even thinking.

Shit, I've caught myself doing that a couple of times when something really gets on my tits. Cursed prejudiced colloquialisms.

*shruggage my luggage*

*adopts amusing expression*

Hmmm, I skipped a lesson last week to avoid the handing-in deadline for my coursework, and went to the library to finish it. Obviously, it's caught up with me now, so I have to go and apologise to my teacher for not at least going to see him after the lesson to explain where I'd been, so I guess my crime is not respecting my elders, which is a pretty valid thing to be punished for.

[Coolmanbizkit]

I do too many things now-a-days that are 'technically' 'bad'. Most recent would be getting caught drinking underage. Oh the horror, the shock, the shame. I was booted out of Cadets, had my Mum called in (the ultimate horror) and nearly called the Police (they are supposed to, but they were 'lenient').

Even if they were 'Lenient' All that happening because you were caught drinking underage seems harsh...

[metroixer]

Worst thing I ever done was in 3rd grade. Now I hade a short temper. A fuse that was just ready to explode. We were reading a dumb story of a cross eyed girl and I wanted to look at what was ahead. Now it was my turn to read and I got lost on where we were. Here is how it happened.

teacher:Alosha (I'm russian okay?) you are next.
me:Huh oh what?
teacherid you lose us?Remember if you were not paying attention you get detetntion!
me:*Looks frantically for where we left off* Uhm...uh
teacher:Well it looks like I will have to write you down!

This is where my fuse reached and my bomb blew up.

Me:NO!*Flips over desk and grabs a chair over his head.*I don't want a detention it's not fair!I don't like this story it's bull! (Yes I was that frustrated)
teacher:Well!Looks like I should write you a refferal and 2 detentions!
me:No!*Throws chair write at teacher*

Uhmm...Yea we all know how this ends.

[Kimon]

Snippage

Hehe. Hardcore rebel.

I honestly don't know what the worst thing I've done is. I don't consider smoking or drinking to be bad things, and overall I think I'm a pretty nice person. So it's hard to say. I'll think of something in a bit, though.

[Rich]

I can't really think of anything. Nothing really stands out. But I really hate it when I say things that upset or offend my friends, or anyone I know fairly well. That makes me feel really bad, and I've been doing that a lot recently.

[Nate]

You never said you were gay.

I have mentioned it before; though I'm not sure whether since you joined us on the fair shores of OWF. It's not something I feel the need to mention repeatedly like a badge of honour. It's just one of the many adjectives that can be used to describe the complex creature that is Nathan S. {surname redacted}.

Hmmm, I skipped a lesson last week to avoid the handing-in deadline for my coursework, and went to the library to finish it. Obviously, it's caught up with me now, so I have to go and apologise to my teacher for not at least going to see him after the lesson to explain where I'd been, so I guess my crime is not respecting my elders, which is a pretty valid thing to be punished for.

Reminds me of the time when I skipped English class for two weeks to avoid handing in a rather pointless assignment. I came back (still not having done it) claiming to be sick and not only got another couple of days to hand it in, but an extension on the next assignment as well.

Can't say I feel too guilty about it though.

[ANN NEELY]

I've done some pretty bad stuff in my thirteen years, but my memory is positively terrible. All I've devoted my memory to nowadays are game cheats. I'll try to remember something....

All I can think of is beating someone bloody at the school dance (He was calling me a Satanist*, the little bastard). I feel really bad about it at times, but he was asking for it.

* Satanist and Wiccan are two entirely different things. Wiccanism focuses on astrology and the natural world.

[used:)]

I know wha6t you mean, being an aetheist gets the stupid Christians at my school calluing me a devil worshipper as well.

[Hobo]

I know wha6t you mean, being an aetheist gets the stupid Christians at my school calluing me a devil worshipper as well.

I know what you mean, sucks big hairy god wang. (There's one for you PA, does god have a wang?)

[metroixer]

Hobo i'm christian so why won't you just shut the **** up and believe what we wan't to believe okay? (Man first offensive post in this forums...)

[Dipstikk]

so why won't you just shut the **** up and believe what we wan't to believe okay?

Wait, so he should shut the fuck up and believe what you believe? So, you're pretty much saying that you want to force your beliefs on him? Ain't dat a no-no?

We athiests can have our opinions on those pushy, presumptuous christains, just as you can have an opinion on us evil, grunting devil-worshippers.

Even if, being athiests, we don't really worship anything, so we couldn't be devil-worshippers. Then, we'd be sadists (wait, is that it?). Tell 'em that, Used.
They'll either agree with you, or their heads would explode. You know how bad christians are with revolutionary thought.

I's just pissin' everyone off, ain't I?!

[metroixer]

whoah whoah whoah I never meant to say that..It's just that I feel as though people are sometimes offending me when they insult the Lord.I'm not forcing you to believe in anything please take that as the truth.I never like starting flame wars but hobo just started pissing me off.So if you want to believe in nothing that's okay with me!Just don't insult some of us believers please.

[Mojo]

Dipstikk, go easy on him, he's Russian. At least, that's what he said in this thread.

So I think he meant to say

"Hobo i'm christian so why won't you just shut the **** up and let us believe what we wan't to believe okay? (Man first offensive post in this forums...)".

Okay?

Now stop bitching.

[metroixer]

thnx a lot Alpha scrab. I did not want to start having a bad name....

[TheRaisin]

I once accidentally saw down a girl's shirt. I've always felt pretty bad about it.

I'm sure I've done worse, but I can't think of anything at the moment. Wow, wasn't that exciting?

I don't see how Hobo insulted God with that post. Certainly, it was in poor taste (it's Hobo, after all), but he wasn't actually saying anything bad about God. Even if he had, I don't think it would be justified to tell him to "shut the f*ck up".

[metroixer]

Guess I got a little carried away....It was just something in that post that got me mad.Now to try to stay on topic uhh...I punched someone in the face to!!:P

[Dino]

Pfft, I openly admit that I think christianity is stupid, and you can wail and scream at me all you want, I'm not going to change my opinion. I don't see why I shouldn't be offensive toward christianity when it's so offensive toward me and many things that I agree/have solidarity with. Christianity is one of the most arrogant religions too, believing that it's somehow removed from all other religions, and isn't even a "religion" but is in fact a "faith" (which by the way, is the same GOD DAMN THING!).

I would say that telling a christian to shove her worthless bible up her ass was one of the worst things I've ever done - but that would be untrue, because it was positively one of the most liberating things that I've ever done. Especially since she "told me off" for being bisexual, and made stupid empty threats about some fictional god sending me to some fictional fire-realm.

[metroixer]

you poor poor soul....(I mean it!)

[Leto]

you poor poor soul....(I mean it!)

Here we go...

The worst thing? Well, I laugh at paralyzed blind deaf mutes. For a living. Pays the bills.

[Kimon]

you poor poor soul....(I mean it!)

Oh God (Ha! It's ironic, get it?). Don't start acting like the high n' mighty sympathetic Christian here, you'll just get eaten.

Anyway, I guess I laugh at some pretty sick stuff. Like on Cops there was this lady who got pulled over on a hill, and didn't put her brake on. When she got out of the car it started rolling, and she got caught on it and it dragged her for a while. I was laughing so hard my testicles exploded. Good show.

But yeah. I dunno.

The worst thing? Well, I laugh at paralyzed blind deaf mutes. For a living. Pays the bills.

This made my belly giggle.

[used:)]

Ah yes, a fellow trash minded indiviual who takes pleasure in watching people get hurt. I prefer stuff like Reno 911 (even though it's fake) over stuff like Jackass (cos that show makes me vomit).

[Kimon]

Yeah, Jackass blows. But Cops is hysterical.

[sligslog]

hmm I think the worst thing I have done is once last year in school we had a sub because our teacher wasen't in,and the sub shouted BE QUIET PLEASE.I then said no thanks sir I don't want to.