When you die, how would you like your body to be disposed?

[Dino]

You know what would be weird? A kind of food that has so much goodness in it that the body assimilates all of it, so you never have to shit again.

And I like Raisin's idea of being shot into space in an ice cube. That sounds rather funky. But I find the whole idea of floating in space until I get sucked into something somewhat odd - it would be cool if they could fire you into the earth's atmosphere so that you'd go out as a shooting star.

[AquaticAmbi]

it would be cool if they could fire you into the earth's atmosphere so that you'd go out as a shooting star.

Haha! "Honey, look! It's a shooting corpse! Make a wish!"

I forgot to mention that I used to want my body donated to medical science too, but the thought of it sort of sickens me now even if it'd be for a good cause, make something good come from my death, etc.

[Scrab-Meat]

Ya know I asked this question once with my buddy and I was thinking of a Jeffery Dommer joke of a sick and twisted way to go out. Its being put through a meat processing plant and packaged and distributed all over the world as ground meat.

Hehe yeah that would be pretty sick and twisted. I can see it now a person goes to his or her local grocery store and picks up a package of ground meat and then finds out later that he was eating fresh human.

[CheeseOfGlory]

Mmmmm soylent green, I don't really have any qualms about eating other people, it seems like a real waste to just let all that meat rot when people all over don't have enough food to eat.

Has anyone ever read that roald dahl short story about the guy who goes to a slaughter house on a tour and gets thrown in?

[Wil]

I don't really have any qualms about eating other people, it seems like a real waste to just let all that meat rot when people all over don't have enough food to eat.

Yes! We eat other animals' meat (generalisation), so I don't see why we should draw the line at horses, whales or even humans. It's all just the flesh of a body. I'm actually surprised by the number of people here who refer to their own corpse as ‘me’ or similar.

[MojoMan220]

Why is there so much fuss about dead bodies? I could care less about what happens to my remains when I'm dead, I won't know anyway. So many people spend so much on coffins and big fancy funerals it's ridiculous. You'd think people of today would know better, but no. Grrrr! I can't even think straight, I'm so angry at humanity.

...Ah, what the heck! Since you asked so nicely, I'd like to donate my body to family of necrophiliacs.

[Scrab-Meat]

What would u consider human then? A pork product or a beef product?

[used:)]

I would consider a human the current most evolved species on the planet Earth. Having gone through many of the governmental and cultural pahses that a civilazation goes through and with many phases to proceed with. So no, I wouldn't consider humans pork or beef products .




Oh, and HURRAY, I FINALLY HAVE 600 POSTS! WOOO HOOOO! Now foir the big one thousand...

[Salamander]

i don't care, i will be dead, i wouldn't care if they tired me to a horse and made the horse run of a cliff, actully i would want my limbs to be used as weapons in the next war after im dead