Your top ten most sexy OWF members...

[Dino]

Spurred on by a "similar" question being asked in the wanking thread, and the release of the results of a recent survey, I'm asking you all to do this;

List your top ten most sexy OWF members.

They can be listed as individuals or couples, for having a sexy personality, or sexy photo, or both, or any other little thing you find sexy. It's just a good opportunity for we the people to inflate our ego a little bit, and flaunt our wonderful ancient-Greek-like attitude toward sex, attraction, and everything inbetween.

My top ten list is as follows:

1. Super Munch.
2. Oddish.
3. Kimon. (you sexy little rat you)
4. Rexy & Rich.
5. Ambi
6. Alcar
7. Joshy (rarely posts photos of himself, or posts at all but he's damn hot.)
8. I can't think of any more
9. No seriously I've run out of people.
10. ... nope. Brain dead.

So there you have it.

[used:)]

okay, ya'll

1. Rexy
2. Alector
3. Searex AND Ambi
4. Ambi
5. Rexy AND Rich
6. And for no reason what so evuh, Super Munch
7. Nada
8. Zip
9. Nothing
10 Squat.

[Leto]

Firstly, I say, BWAHAHA! If it's not a controversial topic, it's a ****ing hilarious one. Secondly, Alcar, don't post them all again, or I will get the whip.

1. Dino!
2. Oddish.
3. Kimon.
4. Coiled Ice.
5. UR AL UGLEE. Yes, Oddfan, you know I'm talking to you.
6. ^\i_i/^

OMG edits

[Rich]

Heh, great topic. You rule.
Baring in mind that I'm not bisexual, heres my list.

1. Rexy (Love her!)
2. Dino
3. Alcar
4. Super Munch (Bisexual Transvestite! XD)
5. Hobo (TEH PIMPZ0R!)
6. Oddish
7. Searex & Ambi
8. Me (pics coming soon )
9. Coiled Ice. (Thanks for reminder 1370)
10. Kimon

Damn. They're nearly all male. Time for a change of sexuality.

[Dino]

That rubber johnny video is fucking weird. Aphex Twin did it as a promo for his Drukqs album, and I believe cunningham had a hand in it, as well as the people from warp. Good stuff, quite inspiring.

And I'm only 3rd? I thought I'd be higher than that... anyway I got a real sexy photo lined up for ya alls. You'll change you're mind then...

[Leto]

That rubber johnny video is ****ing weird. Aphex Twin did it as a promo for his Drukqs album, and I believe cunningham had a hand in it, as well as the people from warp. Good stuff, quite inspiring.

Yes, I needed a place to put this other than Stupid Hobo. It is too great for Stupid Hobo. Stupid, filthy Hobo. <3 Anything Cunningham/Aphex Twin.

And I'm only 3rd? I thought I'd be higher than that... anyway I got a real sexy photo lined up for ya alls. You'll change you're mind then...

YUS! We need photos.

[AquaticAmbi]

Yes, I needed a place to put this other than Stupid Hobo. It is too great for Stupid Hobo. Stupid, filthy Hobo. <3 Anything Cunningham/Aphex Twin.

Finally! Someone noticed the title change! Bet you can't guess who did that.

Hint: Sexiest man here.

[used:)]

I knew it from the start, I didn't need Amboculars. <3

[Dark Elite_H2]

I would love to put up my top ten people here, but the problem is...I don't know most of the people here that are "sexy"
And, I'd love to show you a pic of me, but there's two problems:
1:The damn thing is waaay too big. And...
2:You guys probably wouldn't give a damn if I did...

[Hobo]

Me

And maybe Peter, Rexy, Rich, Fax, Luke, Ambi, Me again, Rexy some more and finally. Me. Because i'm three times as sexy as everyone. Except Rexy...

[Joe the Intern]

Congratulations, zombies. It seems as though you've pulled the Oddworld Forums out of its intellectual rut. Give yourselves a pat on the back.

[AquaticAmbi]

Aww, Joe, that's so cute. You're like our DI substitute.

[SeaRex]

1. Ambi
2. Ambi
3. Ambi
4. Ambi
5. Ambi
6. Ambi
7. Hobo
8. Ambi
9. Ambi
10. Ambi

[Rich]

1. Ambi
2. Ambi
3. Ambi
4. Ambi
5. Ambi
6. Ambi
7. Hobo
8. Ambi
9. Ambi
10. Ambi

Erm... Ambi, he's cheating on you with some fool and eight other Ambeez.

I'm making Soulstice an honary member of my list. Yes, because he's a lovable, promiscuous cockney rogue.

[Al the Vykker]

Congratulations, zombies. It seems as though you've pulled the Oddworld Forums out of its intellectual rut. Give yourselves a pat on the back.

You make me smile Joe.

[soulstice]

I'm making Soulstice an honary member of my list. Yes, because he's a lovable, promiscuous cockney rogue.

*Gasp* Cockney Rogue??? Is that your dirty little nick name for me?

[Rich]

*Gasp* Cockney Rogue??? Is that your dirty little nick name for me?

Yes. And I'm very tempted to add you to my MSN and send you naked pics. Guvnor.

Come on people, you can't forget Al. He's nice looking. *winks shiftily*

[soulstice]

Yes. And I'm very tempted to add you to my MSN and send you naked pics. Guvnor.

Oh, you devil you. I might just have to catch the next train to Birmingham and punish you!

You'd like that wouldn't you.

[Rich]

Oh, you devil you. I might just have to catch the next train to Birmingham and punish you!

You'd like that wouldn't you.

Maybe... *cough* YES! *cough*

Meh, I'm setting a bad example, I'm supposed to be making sure this place stays in order. I'm asking you for a top 10 list to drag this back on-topic.

[Al the Vykker]

Come on people, you can't forget Al. He's nice looking. *winks shiftily*

Thanks Rich I appreciate that.

Except the queen of Sexiness herself, Rexy is not here right now! =(

[Leto]

Sweet zombie Jesus, I forgot aboot the new Dino fotoness. *edits*.

[Dino]

1. Ambi
2. Ambi
3. Ambi
4. Ambi
5. Ambi
6. Ambi
7. Hobo
8. Ambi
9. Ambi
10. Ambi

OMFG teh illegel clonez0r!

*hits j00 over teh head with the United Nations*

[used:)]

Clone this.

(^-^)(^-^)
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...(^___^)
.....V V V

Masturbation mutant!

[Dino]

*saves hobo/searex/rich the effort*

Used that was spam, I'm giving you a warning on behalf of the moderator team.

*pastes a big warning label onto your face, suffocating for 120 dmg*

[Rich]

Thanks Rich I appreciate that.

Yes, these silly fools are neglecting you after all their nice comments about you in 'WDYLL. V4'.

Except the queen of Sexiness herself, Rexy is not here right now! =(

Stop reminding me. =(

*saves hobo/searex/rich the effort*

Used that was spam, I'm giving you a warning on behalf of the moderator team.

*pastes a big warning label onto your face, suffocating for 120 dmg*

Bah. I wouldn't go that far. This will be his second caution from me. If he does it again anywhere within my sight I will issue a warning. But this thread is sort of spiralling downhill into anarchy anyway.

Maybe you can somehow save it by bringing up an interesting point in your next post that will, perhaps, spark some enlightened discussion. Eh Chap?

[Shrink]

Though completely unrelated, it's odd how warnings are given out in this forum.

Warnings (in real life, like) are designed to be used when somebody misbehaves once. They get a warning, rather than a punishment, in order to give them a chance to rectify their behaviour. If they continue to misbehave, punishments are issued.

Here, we seem to give people multiple cautions, then warnings, then an official warning, then, if the rest of us are lucky, a nice healthy punishment.

Not that I've got anything against doing it that way of course...

[Rich]

Though completely unrelated, it's odd how warnings are given out in this forum.

Warnings (in real life, like) are designed to be used when somebody misbehaves once. They get a warning, rather than a punishment, in order to give them a chance to rectify their behaviour. If they continue to misbehave, punishments are issued.

Here, we seem to give people multiple cautions, then warnings, then an official warning, then, if the rest of us are lucky, a nice healthy punishment.

Not that I've got anything against doing it that way of course...

Technically, you should get a caution for that, but we can give you a warning if you really want one.

6. ^\i_i/^

Mr. KRABZ is mine I say. And how could you forget the HORES? (Horse for the non-crazy peeps who are not me and Leto). Sexy, sexy Hores.

[Oddish]

Whoa! What an impact my image made

[Dino]

Bah. I wouldn't go that far. This will be his second caution from me. If he does it again anywhere within my sight I will issue a warning. But this thread is sort of spiralling downhill into anarchy anyway.

Maybe you can somehow save it by bringing up an interesting point in your next post that will, perhaps, spark some enlightened discussion. Eh Chap?

Anti-Un-Non-Semi-Change of topic; If you crashed and died and became undead and flew an infested cessna into a mountain range accidentally killing frodo and that stupid elf in the process, but at the same time endowing you and your crashed infested cessna with the magical powers of the dead gay icons/heros, who would you use your big funky gun of love to throw big funky lightning bolts of love at?

[Havoc]

I have only one thing to say; Why am I on no-ones top 10?!!