Favorite Oddworld line.

[WineDarkSea]

My favorite is where the Grubb queen is giving her speech to Stranger. "And you ancestors would be proud if you could like, kick his ass... or something" (not an exact quote). I love anything the Grubbs say.

[a flock of seagulls]

"hoowazusat ah joobiggah HA HA chump!"
cant remember what the sligs actually did say...
so i just remade it from memory.

[Dark Elite_H2]

Outlaw: Ok. Which button activates the bomb again?
Outlaw2: The blue one.
Outlaw: Are you sure? I thought it was the green one.
Outlaw2: Look! I'm tellin' you, it's the blue one!
Outlaw: Ok, ok! I'll press the green one.
(beep)
Outlaw2: Oh, you idiot! You-

Hee hee hee....that made me chuckle.
As fer:
D. Caste Raider: I don't think so, you fou'-legged freak. You're worth bookou alive, when I'll settle fer you dead.
Stranger: Bring it on. Yer mama did.
D. Caste Raider: After 'im, boys! To pieces with 'im!
(One outlaw approaches Stranger with blade. Stranger actions him to come closer, balls his fists together, and smacks the outlaw cutter in to the fire. It screams loudly, and rams in to a barrel of explosives)
'Dat one was good as well.

[Xavier]

this topic is almost 3months old...
please don't bring old topics back

[Dark Elite_H2]

3 months? I had no idea it was 'dis old. I don't keep track of thread age...

[Dipstikk]

It's simple to learn how not to bring up old threads.

Don't go to the second or third page of the General Oddworld Discussion, find a thread on thise pages and say "Omg dis is gr8 thred i post lolololol."

Don't do that. Because that has to be what you're doing. Either that, or don't go all the way down to the bottom of the first page's list.

And check the dates on the lower left side of posts. If it's been over a month long since the last post, then don't bump it up.

There, simple.

[Dark Elite_H2]

Make's me stupid, huh?

[Dipstikk]

No, not stupid. I never said that. Nobody's stupid, we just make foolish decisions sometimes.

Just stop bringing up topics from the second and third pages.

[ANN NEELY]

1.Grubb: "Help! Help us! Help me! Help me first! Help!"
2.Grubb: "Where-where my legs?! WHERE MY LEGS?! Oh, wait, there they are..."
3.Stranger: "'Jo Mama's....goin' to jail."
Clakker:"I bet your mama was big and hairy...you jerk!"
4.Grubb:"Steef dude is here! Fire the catapults! Make him proud! Make him proud!!!"
5.Munch:"I don't get it."
6.Stranger:"Come and get it, your mama did."
7.Stranger:"How do I get to the opple farm."
Clakker:"Just keep runnin' around in circles, and you'll get there. Heheh, dumbass..."
8.Wolvark:"Yeah, that Sekto...that guys' a real-oh, sh*t! The mic's on!(Feedback)"
9.Clakker1:"Just settle down! You little peckerhead..."
Clakker2:"Well, Tommy, the mic's still on, he can hear that!"
Clakker1:"The mic's off, ya idiot, he didn't hear sh*t!"

Quotes have to be one of the best things in the Oddworld games...

[dripik]

Mine was from Abe's Exoddus, where ABe was skeaking around and the three Gluks were arguing. There was a Slig who said something priceless.
"I'm telling you, it's that Abe guy! Sal, dump it! Lose it! Get rid of it!"
Now what (or who?) were they getting rid of?

I suppose it has something to do with stock exchange or something, with the numbers going in the background. It was: "Sell, dump it, move it, get rid of it!", I think.

Favourite line? Maybe the whole auction in MO. I have the German version, so not much sense to put a quote here. But I liked them.

Another one from AE, in the FMV where you get your power to heal. It's the Slig with the captive Mudokons. "Step right up... *punch* *thumbs up* I love this job!"

[big bro boogie]

Yeah that one was funny,
My favourite: " Oh no, Suzie! Suzie! He's after the cornbread!"

[used:)]

My fave is Aslik's press conference: "Those stinkin slaves! I mean...my fellow employees! Uncle Aslik's been takin good care a ya, right? He loves all a ya like you was my own, right? But if we don't catch this Abe guy, it the brew that's for all a ya! Now, what are ya waiting for? Get back to work!"
I don't know what he said about the brew, but the rest is still funny.

[Jarnww]

My favorite line is the whole scene in MO over the big well. I'll reconstruc it from memory. Here goes:

Mudokon:Well, there it is Abe. Jump in!
Abe:Uh, well, don't ya think that's a bit too high?
They look up, Vykkers Labs is like, 500ft in the air.
Mudokon:Looks fine to us.
Another Mudokon:Come on Abe, don't ya wanna rescue yer brothers and whatnot?
Abe:But don't ya think that's a scary lookin' well?
Camera pans down to a well which looks like it came out of a nightmare.
Mudokon:Forget it Abe!ow go before it's too late!
Another Mudokon:Yea Abe!We got yer back!
Abe:You promise?
Mudokon:YES!
Abe is hesitating, and a mudokon pushes him off the cliff. Abe then flys really really high like he has 20 rockets on his feet.All the mudokons look at how high he's going.
Mudokon:Woa...That's too high for me!
They all look at eachother and dart offscreen.

I doubt I got it completly right, but this is what I remember it as.

[MudokonGodWorshipMe!]

Two. both from AE.
Dripik: Screw you Aslik!
Slig: I love dis job!

[Gretin]

Here's one of mine:

The one with Phleg and the slig:

"This is Director Phleg, disengage 'someword' lightning bolt."

"Huh? What?"

"Disarm the main gates!"

"Oh."

"Do it, ya idiot!"

"Oh. Oh, gotcha."

[Slig stopper]

Disengage operation lightning bold!

Slig: ... huh? What?

Best line by far!! had me in stitches!!

[Abe16]

Crawlingslig: We're screwed! Pamts pants! i need some pants!

Brewmaster: It's not fair, we had twice, the flavor...AHHHH!

I like that one. I always have it in my head.

[Destiny Royal]

I love the scene in AE when abe it falls in stocyhard and it tells the story of scrab and paramite

[big bro boogie]

I love the scene in AE when abe it falls in stocyhard and it tells the story of scrab and paramite

I'm bored, so I'll write it down.

Abe at the Monsaic Lines:
"I had just got past those slogs, when the strangest thing I saw.
A Big moon was before me, and its face was my paw.

Then I fell... down a cliff... and smashed my head.
When some Bigface appeared, and said I was dead.

Said our land was changing, was inbalanced, at best. (< not sure)
He told me my faith was to rescue the rest.

For Paramites and Scrabs had been sacred once,
But that was before rupturefarms turned them into lunch.

And they live in the Temples, and that's where they still nest.
And facing these creatures... that was my test."
-Abe

Abe's Paramonia Script:
"I had visions of Paramites... living in the wilds,
How they were before I was a child.
Then I saw what we did. Ignored their cries.
Cut them up for Paramite Pies."

"The Bigface said I've learned much... troughout my quest.
This handscar would help me, for more dangers await.
I will need its full power to complete my faith."
-Abe

Abe's Scrabania script:
"I had visions of Scrabs... safe in the wilds,
How they were before I was a child.
But we chopped them up,... into little cakes,
Scrabs destroyed for profits sake."

"My quest was completed, I expected to rest.
Then the Bigface revealed the intent of my quest,
With two scars together... on the back of each hand,
They could shutdown rupturefarms and restore the lost land."
-Abe

Shrykull Unleashed:
"With handscars complete, the spirits took form...
Now my chant had power... Rupturefarms should be warned.
(Yeah, *smacks hands together* Yeah.)"
-Abe

[Destiny Royal]

You have a good memory big bro boggie

[MudokonGodWorshipMe!]

it's not a line, but i love the things the sligs do before "The Magog on the March", which include pretending to play the guitar with his mice and playing golf! had me in stitches!

[Dark Elite_H2]

My new favorite line is now what Boilz say's during the tutorial:
"Oh! And whoever borrowed my back-hair trimmer, give it back before I tear off yer face!"

And on Munch's Oddysee, when Humphrey and the other Vykker begins to quarrel, it's funny how they do it. I'll try to remember best I can

Vykker: Humphrey! What are you doing!?
Humphrey:Shh! Be nice! Yer spoilin' my concentration! Now hold still, damnit!
Vykker:Oh, I can't believe it! You're not workin' on our new and improved fabric softener!
Humphrey:Ya know, you really need to start thinking big.
Vykker: (stutters) What!? That's exactly what you said you worked on that shampoo brightner!
Humphrey:Now, look! That tested just fine on the Fuzzles!
Vykker:It burned holes on our customers heads!
Humphrey:No progress without risks.
Vykker:Risks!? RISKS!? That's the last damn Gabbit there is! It's lungs are worth a fortune! And you're sticking sonar in it's head!
Munch:Sonar? (Zap!) Beeeeeep (Gasp)
Humphery:Hmp! Munch: (groans)
Humphrey:Just think, those long nights, us pulling critters out of cages.
Vykker:And finding them takes ages! WHAT'S THAT GOT TO WITH-
Humphrey:WILL YOU JUST, SHUT, UP!?

[grubb_runt]

Fattthe line were stranger bounty's McBoomboom "boom boom i say" i belive it was obisly imitating basil brush >.< or from MO "oh i left the fuzzle on the burner "oh thats discusting an they make such a mess !" an from AE "scewed were screwed pants i need some pants !!!!" from pantless slig XP

[Dark Elite_H2]

Yeah. I like those lines as well. 'Specially the part where the Slig screams out of the engine room for pants.

[monkeybait]

Abe, AO- "We made some good scrab cakes too."

Slig, AE- "Step right up!" THAK! "Heh heh heh I love this job! ... Step right up!"

Alf AE- "If you were to cheap to not buy our last game, here's what ya missed."

[big bro boogie]

Alf AE- "If you were to cheap to not buy our last game, here's what ya missed."

Actually he said:
"If you were to cheap to purchase our last game, lemme tell ya a bi' about wha' happened. It was all about this Abegu..."

Sorry, I can remember every single word from the games. Except for Munch.

[monkeybait]

That correction was really pointless...

anyway... heres another
"But with our new sonar enhanced gabbit, it gets the critters, and it brings them back. More studying more time, more Moolah."

sorry, big bro boogie if i'm not exactly perfect...

*cough* OCD *cough*