I love my new Job

[Statikk HDM]

I get great hours, at least 20 a week. I always have a lot of friendly people working with me. The waitresses have great...personalities. I get food off the buffet for free and all the soad I can drink while working. To top it all off, 3 percent of the tips on weddings.

[Rex Tirano]

Why are there so many bad threads like this one around nowadays? It's pathetic...

On-topic: Way to go?

- Rexy

[SeaRex]

So...

I take it you're a waiter of some kind? A bus-boy?

[used:)]

It's better than my suck ass job.

[Hobo]

I can't get a funking job. Everywhere local is full. Ah well. I shall spend this summer drinking and screwing instead of toiling for a pitance.

[used:)]

Just do freelance work at some low brain facility.

[Hobo]

Just do freelance work at some low brain facility.

Low brain facility? *Does handstand* Do i qualify now?

[Abe16]

I'm glad that you have a great job, i guess. Sounds like you're living the job of your dreams.

[AquaticAmbi]

and all the soad I can drink while working

Wow, you can drink all the System of a Down you want? I didn't even know they were edible.

I've never had a job... or a car. I've just started learning to drive, and I don't live in an area where I could walk to, ride a bike to, or take a bus to work. Oh well, I keep myself busy these days.

[Conker_Rocket]

Wow, you can drink all the System of a Down you want? I didn't even know they were edible.

That's what I was gonna say. Static, Soad means System of a Down. You meant to say soda.

[Statikk HDM]

Whoops. Well, sorry you whiny bastiches, not every thread can make you issue forth pants pudding. Not every word can be spelt correctly.
Oh, and whats with people mispelling my name.
Statikk. Statikk. Statikk. Statikk. If thats too hard or you don't dig the name, call me Hunter.