Story thread.

[Conker_Rocket]

Post all your stories here.
Once there was an idiot named Jerkey Piggey Turkey. That's how you spell his full name. He Liked a retarded girl named Ugly Bugly Dumby. They went out to dinner and ate some slugs. They kissed and puked slugs in each others mouths.
They got super mario bros. They went out side and the police said "put your hands up. You are under arrest for superior retardedness." And they didn't. So the police shot them. THE END. I hope you liked it.

[Leto]

Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it.

The End.

**** off. Talk about Stingbee making a new account.

Dino, start project "IDIOTSHITKICKING".

[Dipstikk]

This has got to be an old member with a grudge.

Or a current bitter member.

[TheRaisin]

I think he's an honest-to-God little kid who doesn't know better. Which is no f*cking excuse.

Conker Rocket, there is already an ENTIRE SECTION of these forums dedicated to this type of stuff. Two, in fact. "Non-Oddworld Art and Literature" is for stories like the one you just wrote and works of art which have nothing to do with Oddworld, and the "Fan Corner" is for fanfics and fan art dealing with Oddworld. PLEASE put this kind of stuff in the correct forum.

Although that being said, I don't think your story is quite up to the standards of either forum, and that's saying a lot.

EDIT: Patience, my young padawan. The return of teh Luke is nigh at hand, and with him he brings our salvation! *holds out donation plate* Your generosity will speed the coming of Luke.

[Hobo]

Banz0r teh n00b!

Um. Please. Execution?

[AquaticAmbi]

Patience, my young padawan. The return of teh Luke is nigh at hand, and with him he brings our salvation! *holds out donation plate* Your generosity will speed the coming of Luke.

Bwaha! Yes, have faith for the coming of Lord Luke is near!

*Offers Hobo's body as a sacrafice, and her own... for other things to convince Luke to quickly rid us of this evil.*

[Dino]

I think he's an honest-to-God little kid who doesn't know better. Which is no f*cking excuse.

His profile says that he's nine years old.

He's a troll. I agree with Dipstikk, probably an old member with a grudge - we had that problem a few times on my forum.

[SeaRex]

Once upon a time, I closed this thread.

The end.

BOO-YAH. I am SO awesome.