Maybe his name is Steve. Steve the Steef. Or maybe his name is Smokey.
The OW natives should totally team up with Smokey the Bear. Abe, Munch, Stranger et al try to save the world by rescuing enslaved natives, destroying factories, killing corporate bastiches, and generally sabotaging and deconstructing the forces of evil in the form of big business and corporate corruption. And Smokey the Bear warns kids about forest fires. Together they would be a force to be reckoned with.
And I can see the movie deals now. Abe and Munch Meet Smokey the Bear. Smokey the Bear's Adventures in Oddworld. Et cetera.
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Step right up and shoot pasties off the nipples of a ten-foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat!
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