THE ADVENTURES OF BOB AND THE HOLY GRAIL!! (add on game)

ODDBODD · #1 07-04-2001, 07:39 AM

WE ALL KNOW BOB FROM THE LAST ANCIENT FORUM, FOR THOSE NEW I'LL FIND THE URL. WELL THIS IS THE START OF THE STORY, YOU GUYS HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS NEXT SO I CAN GO ALONG WITH THE STORY.

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BOB IS A HAPPY MUDOKON, HE LIVES IN A WIERD OLD HUT SHAPED LIKE A SHOE, HE USED TO BE A HERO LIKE ABE, ACTUALLY HE DID MORE THAN ABE. HE FOUND THE HOLY GRAIL!!!! It all started when he woke up, he bumped his head when his alarm fuzzle rang. He chucked the fuzzle out of the window and started to make scrabbled eggs. after he finished his deliciouse snack Bob was about to leave his shoe hut . his plans were ruined as a large glowing mudokon poped out of his toaster!!

DOES BOB
A) WALK UP TO THE MUDOKON
B) RUNS LIKE THE WIND AWAY FROM THE MUDOKON
C) FARTS
D) GETS HIS BASEBALL BAT AND KICKS THE HELL OUT OF THE MUD!!!

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #2 07-04-2001, 02:28 PM

Oh yes, I remember Bob! That game was fun!

I say that Bob
B) Runs away.

Silversnow · #3 07-08-2001, 01:07 AM

Why not D? D is funnier!! Right Oddie?

Osiris The Fleech · #4 07-11-2001, 02:38 AM

Bob jumps out the window and runs for his life. Unfortunately, he was confronted by a flying monkey. "You must find me the holy grail or I will kill you!"

A: accept

B: decline

C: intoxicate yourself

D: offer the monkey some nightshade berries

ODDBODD · #5 07-11-2001, 06:44 AM

A) Declines

Bob was confused and didn't know what the hell was going on "first ghost muds now flying monkeys?" He walked up to the stinking monkey and said "what is a holy grail?"
"Hmmm good question, the holy grail is a cup to all the sanity in this god forsaken fruitbowl"
"HEY THIS FRUIT BOWL IS MY HOME!!" Bob threw a rock at the monkey and the monkey....

A) Retaliated by throwing it back
B) saw the mud ghost walking towards them
C) spat molten acid at the rock
D) ate a banana

Rich · #6 07-14-2001, 06:38 AM

A) Retaliates throwing it back

The monkey lobbed the rock at bob who stumbled back and fell down a rabbit hole.
He prayed for his life but landed on something soft. He clammbered to his feet and to his horror he saw...

A: A giant Rabbit

B: The almighty raisin

C: His girlfriend

D: An action man

ODDBODD · #7 07-14-2001, 10:07 AM

A) A GIANT RABBIT

Bob was confused. A giant rabbit? thats impossible. He turned around to the monkey and sees the mudokon ghost standing next to him. "you see bob" said the ghost mud "a great evil master called Snowflake has taken everything logical in oddworld as you can se my freind here has been turned into a monkey" he pointed to the monkey. "So you mean that the monkey is really a ghost mud like you?" the ghost mudokon nodded "Yes since all the logic has been taken out of oddworld, everything is wierd and stupid" said the monkey "so since abe has been turned into a cupcake you have to retrive the HOLY GRAIL which will restore the logic back to oddworld" Bob knew what he had to do. He got out his pet elum named Smelly who had turned into a...

A) race car
B) bathtub
C) horse
D) really really really lazy meetle

Rich · #8 07-18-2001, 07:17 PM

(lets make this as crazy as possible)

B) Bathtub

Bob aided by the monkey and the ghost managed to escape the rabbit warren in his pet bathtub. Snowflakes hideout was on the other side of the continent and Bob soon fell asleep. Just as he awoke he was surprised to see that he was...

A: crossing the ocean

B: being attacked by ravenous seagulls

C: playing chess with a toy box

D: Drunk

ODDBODD · #9 07-19-2001, 11:45 AM

B: being attacked by ravenous seagulls

"What the hell is going on here!!" screamed Bob as he tried to shake off the seagulls. "go away you stupid birds" said bob but he heard a voice say "They aren't birds stupid! they are scrabs"
"WHAT!?" Bob ducked down into his bathtub of an elum. "Who are you" he followed a voice until he saw a mushroom with a mouth and two eyes. "I'm Tim a fellow ghost mudokons who got turned into a mushroom" Bob stared at the mushroom so the mushroom went on "i was told to guide you through this weird land"
"but who told you?"
"Joe did"
"who is.."
"THE MONKEY"
"oh" said bob, the seagulls had gone away and bob knew what had to be done, he shoved his new freind tim into his rocksack and went to his smelly "now what am i gonna do to you, your too big for me to carry and we have past the dessert and have to enter the forest and you cant fit there, you fat elum" As soon as bob said that the bathtub turned into a mouse. "HUH? what did i say" he started to say all the words again.
"cant?" nothing happened
"fit?" nothing happened
"there?" nothing happened
"you?" nothing happened
"fat?" as soon as he said fat the mouse turned back into the bathtub. "Seee this is a weird" said tim. So bob said fat and the bathtub turned into a mouse which he put into his rocksac. Bob was going to turn into the forest when a huge

A) APE STARTED TO EAT ROCKS
B) ROCK STARTED TO TURN INTO A PIXIE
C) LUMP FORMED ON BOBS HAND
D) SPIDER DANCED TO SPICE GIRLS!

Dakkan Blackblade · #10 07-19-2001, 11:52 AM

D

Bob is like, super pissed after all this bullshit is happening. He steps on the Spider and smashes the boom-box Spice Girls is playin on. "Fuk that shit, yo" Bob says. He goes to the titie bar and sees a chick dancing on the stage, and she asked

A. Is that a piece of Drift wood in your pocket?

B. 10 for a Lapdance?

C. What do you have a pet Bath-Tub?

D. Arn't you gonna ask me what flavor pancakes I want in the morning?

Rich · #11 07-27-2001, 02:29 PM

C) Do you have a pet bathtub

Bob nodded and the chick said "Sorry but I don't date losers like you! come here ripper" Bob turned around to see a...

A: Big Bro slig was gonna punch him

B: Horde of Paramites

C: thief trying to steal his backpack

D: Temple of doom

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #12 07-27-2001, 06:20 PM

A) BBS

Bob ducked the punch, and ran behind the BBS. Does Bob:

A) Press the release mechanism on the BBS's pants and make the Slig fall out of his pants?
B) Jam a rock in the pants' engine?
C) Hide behind a boulder?
D) Throw Tim the mushroom at the BBS?

Joe the Intern · #13 07-28-2001, 04:53 AM

b-puts a rock in the pants's engnine. bbs turns his head around and says "what the...." *BOOOOOOMMMM* pieces of the sligs pants go flying everywhere. bob:

a) laughs at the bbs
b)slaps the chick
c)runs away in case there are more big bros
d)hits the big bro with one of the pieces of leg from the pants

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #14 07-28-2001, 12:47 PM

B) whacks the dudess.

Then he rips off her...
A) head
B) skirt
C) top
D) wig

ODDBODD · #15 07-29-2001, 05:44 AM

D) wig

when he ripped off her wig he took off her face aswell. "its mr terwilleger that owns the haunted house said tim" mr terwillerger got up and said "and i would have gotten away if it wasn't for you pesky kids and that stupid dog"
"What the.." said bob but was interrupted when tim reminded him of the quest so bob headed into the forest.

continue....>>

ODDBODD · #16 09-17-2001, 11:58 AM

....*AHEM*.....

Cool Paramite · #17 09-17-2001, 02:06 PM

Does someone have to continue without a list to choose from? If not, ignore this.

Bob walked trough the forest, but suddenly, he saw....

A) A bunch of dancing flowers.
B)A crashed vykker pod.
C)A glukkon running around without clothes on and a pantless slig on his head and a broken leg.
D)All of the above

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #18 09-17-2001, 04:39 PM

D) all of 'em!

Does Bob:

A) Ask the flowers what is going on,
B) See if there is anything worth salvageing from the Pod,
C) Try to help the Glukkon and Slig
D) All of the above?

Cool Paramite · #19 09-18-2001, 01:01 PM

A)He asks the flowers what's going on.

"Oh it's horrible!" said one of the flowers. "That vykker that was crashed with his pod was testing some strange fas, and that is the effect!" He/She/It pointed at the glukkon and slig. "The vykker walked away, I don't know where he is now." said the flower. "I see." said Bob. He walked to the glukkon and slig, when he saw a little mudokon. "Hey, do you know where the holy grail is?" asked Bob. "No. And even when I knew it, I wouldn't tell you. I need it to do my homework." said the little mudokon. "What?!" said Bob. "Could you explain that?" But suddenly, the little mudokon turned into....

A)A vykker
B)A shrykull
C)A crazy purple duck
D)Homework

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #20 09-18-2001, 06:28 PM

C) a crazy purple duck

The duck is three feet tall, with mad staring green eyes and yellow fangs in its beak. With a blood-curdling "QUAAAACCK!!!", it attacks Bob. Bob tears its head off, and out of the duck's neck comes:

A) blue pus
B) Moolah
C) More ducks
D) Some parchment

Abe's son · #21 09-18-2001, 06:48 PM

b]

Bob ran to pick up the moolah when sundunly he saw a:
a]killer dog
b]a butt
c]a slig giveing him the figer
d]a ugly man

Cool Paramite · #22 09-19-2001, 05:01 AM

D) An ugly man

"You have killed my duck!" said the ugly man. "You will pay for that!" he picked up a large wooden club from the ground, when suddenly....

A)The club turned into a bottle soulstorm brew.
B)The bathtub Smelly came running trough the forest.
C)A drunk mudokon came out of the ground.
D)Bob ran away.

Cool Paramite · #23 09-19-2001, 05:29 PM

Come on.... continue.... continue.... continue.... continue....

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #24 09-19-2001, 07:36 PM

B) The bathtub comes running

The bathtub knocks the man down, and his heads falls off and rolls down a Fuzzle burrow. In the bathtub are the Glukkon and Slig from earlier. The Glukk says "can you help us out here? Some evil-looking dude with a wheel for legs and spaghetti for hair knocked me down, stole my clothes and my Slig's pants, then broke my leg and to add insult to injury, superglued my Slig to my head!". Does Bob:

A) Agree to help, and try to get the Slig off the Glukk's head
B) Agree to help, and try to find the Glukk's clothes and the Slig's pants
C) Agree to help, and try to do something about the Glukk's broken leg,
D) Poke the Glukk in the eye with a teaspoon?

Cool Paramite · #25 09-20-2001, 04:25 AM

A)He tries to get the slig out of the gluk's head.

And Bob tries to get the slig off the haed, and tries and tries.... but it doesn't work. "This won't work." said Bob. Suddenly, a mudokon shaman appeared before him. The shaman said:
"Hi Bob. I have to tell you something. Logical things exist of 90% water, 9% sand and 1% is unknown. Since you are one of the few logical things left in the world, I want to study you." "What? Whaddayamean with studying?" said Bob.
"Well, first, I have to do tests, to know or you are really logical. Smack you against the wall, throw you in well that leads to nowhere, and lots more... after that, i will kill you and study your body." said the shaman. "No please don't do that!" said Bob. "I need to restore the logic in the world and my friends here."
"Well, good. I will give you 3 assingnments. If you complete them all, I will help them and teleport you closer to Snowflake's hideout. Snowflake knows where the Holy Grail is. Your first assignment is:

A)Bring one of the just appeared illogical yellow scrabs to me.
B)Do all this 100 piles of homework that appear when I say homework. Homework!
C)Jump in a well that leads to nowhere.
D)Do the dishes for me.

[ September 19, 2001: Message edited by: Cool Paramite ]

Joe the Intern · #26 09-20-2001, 09:31 PM

d) do the dishes

"great now i can eat somethin!" said the shaman. he fixed himslef a big sandwich and sat down and started chompin. "so what about this guy Snowflake?" Bob asked. "oh yeah, about him... i kinda... well... forgot. but thanks for doin my dishes!" "WWWWHAAAAATTTT!!!!" exclamed Bob. "Yeah. i just needed someone to do my dishes for me. im a lazy kinda person" "why you SOB!!!" screamed Bob. does Bob

a) smack the shaman with the sandwich
b) throw the shaman down the well that leads to nowhere
c) go back to the woods searching for the grail
d) have the bathtub swallow the shaman

Cool Paramite · #27 09-21-2001, 04:51 AM

B) Het throws the shaman in a well that leads to nowhere.

"No no nooooooooooooooo!" yelled the shaman. "O wait! Yes yes yes! That well is illogical, I can study it while being in it! Bwahahaha! I will return!" The shaman dissapeared in the well, to nowhere. Bob said: "Phew, he is gone!" and climbed with the glukkon and slig in the bathtub, when suddenly...

A)The well changed into a speaker, playing a stupid, loud song.
B)The bathtub changed into a toxicated mudokon.
C)The flying monkey appeared before him.
D)The dishes of the shaman came flying to him to take revenge for the shaman's dissapearing.

abe22 · #28 09-21-2001, 06:48 AM

C)The flying monkey appears before him

"Hello bob" says the monkey "this isn't a good place to be bob but I guess I should tell you were the grail is...the grail is"
But just then the monkey turned into...

A)Popcorn
B)A puff of green smoke
C)an electric hammer that chases people
D)Bobs favourite suit

Cool Paramite · #29 09-22-2001, 05:52 AM

Let's get crzy!!!

C)A electric hammer that chases people!

The bathtub ran away with Bob, the glukkon and the slig in it. The bathtub stopped by a haunted hause on a hill...

"Nononono!" said the slig. "It's Mr. Terwilleger's haunted house!" But the hamer still chased them, so they went inside the house.... They closed the door but suddenly they saw....

A)A homework monster
B)A toaster shooting slices of bread
C)Mr. Terwilleger
D)A waterfall coming down the stairs

ODDBODD · #30 09-22-2001, 09:23 AM

B) a toaster shooting slices of bread!

Bob could not believe what was hapenning, actually he could since of all the freaky things that have been hapening. Bob had forgotten all about tim the mudokon shaman who had turned into a mushroom, he took the mushroom out of his rock sack and found him asleep "WAKE UP!!!" Screamed bob and woke up tim.
"Oh hello bob" said tim, "Have you found the grail?"
Bob explained everything to tim about what hapened. "So you said that joe said that he knew where the grail is? and he turned into a hammer?" Bob agreed and Tim felt scared.
"That must mean that snowflakes illogical powers are getting stronger That stupid spaghetti haired git!!!" said tim

"DID YOU SAY SPAGHETTI HEADED" yelled the glukkon and the slig? Tim nodded, "He was the guy that did this to me!!!!" said the glukkon pointing to his head where the slig was dangling.
"That stupid fat loser" said Bob, suddenly smelly turned into a mouse again and the glukkon that was inside of smelly was tossed out. "Oops i said fat sorry" as soon as bob said fat again the mouse turned back into the bathtub and the glukkon got back in.
"Well joe knew where the grail was before he was turned into a hammer so i guess we are on our own," said tim. Bob put tim back into his rocksack and he stood next to his used to be elum and walked outside. He stopped quickly! Because he heard the noise of a elephant the elephant came out and was running straight fo them!

A) Bob says fat! you know what that means

B) bob runs away
C) bob just stands still
D) bob throws a rock

FIC NOTES:
*MONKEYS NAME IS JOE
*BOB HAS A MUDOKON AID WHO WAS TURNED INTO A MUSHROOM, HIS NAME IS TIM AND BOB KEEPS HIM IN HIS ROCK SACK.
*BOB HAS A PET ELEM WHO CAN TURN INTO A BATHTUB OR A MOUSE WHENEVER HE SAYS THE WORD "FAT"
*BOBS PET ELUM IS CALLED SMELLY.
*THE VILAIN IS CALLED SNOWFLAKE
*BOB IS WITH A GLUKKON AND A SLIG