I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to accuse you of actually being a flame-war starter. I was trying to suggest that insisting on or requesting things in relation to conduct and behaviour is the job of the mods, and that normal members doing it can come across negatively.
And yes, I am aware of my current hypocrisy.
I apologise for my disruption of this thread.
I tried my best to find Upton's Coat-of-Arms, but I couldn't find an exact match.
I did find one for a pretty local town though.

I know it doesn't really count, but I wanted to try.