The Guru's Revenge

[Biggy Bro Slig]

You may have read My thread called 'Heres my Odd Biography' and this is the sequel.

5 Months onwards from when they arrived at Splinterz.
I stood around the constant working gears of Splinterz admiring my Medal.
I chuckled, Slug neally got his medal caught in the Gears once.
Grunt walked up to me.
"Hey Biggy! Monty and Richy have some Gabbiar on the shelf!" Grunt said.
I ran outside and ran into the Dome which was Monty and Richy's stall.
I looked at the can of Gabbiar on Shelf C.
I grabbed it, and Me and Grunt ran towards the counter.
Monty was laughing, and Richy was doing these funny little dances.
"Ha Ha!" Monty chuckled "Anyway, what can I do for you and Grunt?"
I placed the can on the counter.
"I don't know who started to steal the Gabbit Eggs once that Gabbit got the last one," Monty said "I'll give you this as a gift, because you two are my friends."
Me and Grunt ran off, and opened the can.
We dug in.
Eventually the can was empty.
I started to look at my Medal again.
I remembered how we got them.
The Guru.
My Laughter went away into a frown.
The Guru was still out there, and he was getting away.
My vowmade 5 months ago, I will complete.
I told Monty, Richy, Grunt, Ziggy and Slug the vow, and they all said it was about time there was another oddventure.
We walked out of Splinterz, and into the wild side of Mudos...

[Fuzzle Guy]

I hate hated that Guru. He was such a mean Steef.

[Software Bug]

GURU MAN
We want more

[odd chick]

That was a great intro, BBS! So far, it's even better than your last story! Keep up the good work! *gives thumbs up* And yes, the Guru is a villain that you love to hate. I just love your characterization of him-so cold and cruel.

[Biggy Bro Slig]

We walked past the Mudokon fortress, and the defence suddenly started.
I through a Grenade at the fortress, and it nearlly collapsed.
Slug ran up to it, placed a mine on one of the doors, and ran back.
Five seconds later one of the fort's doors broke loose and hit the floor.
The Mudokons jumped from there places, and hit the floor.
They started to shoot again, this time, they succeded.
They hit Richy in the head, but the bullet bounced off.
"What in Odd's name happened then?!" One of the Mudarchers said.
While they were saying that, Ziggy rolled in, cannoned into them, and Ziggy stood up, and so did the Mudarchers.
Ziggy got them from the back, while me, Slug, Grunt, Richey and.... Where's Monty?!
I saw the Vykker chuckling as he got out the Mimer Gun 3.0.
He pulled the trigger.
A field of gravity moved towards the Mudarchers, and turned into a box.
I laughed as the Mudokons turned into mimes.
We walked on into the woods.

I felt something was wrong.
Something was about to happen.
We walked on into the darkest woods....

[The Marching Mudokon]

I'm glad there's a sequel, I really like your stories.

[odd chick]

Yeah, I agree with Marching Mudokon-your stories are really good! A bullet bouncing off of Richey's head, now you know someone is really thick-headed when that happens!

[Biggy Bro Slig]

I walked through the woods, and I heard this clicking sound.
Then I saw a Dead Tommahawker, with blood around it, with a huge bite in the head.
"Stop, now." I said.
We all stopped, and there, dribbling on us from behind, was the creature who had killed the Tommahawker.
It looked like a enlareged Bolamite.
Slug aimed for it, but I said " Don't shoot at it."
The creature walked forward on it's 6 legs, and said "My name is Kakulana, I have no wish to harm you."
Well that was a relief, I thought, and looked at the Mudokon on the floor.
"What's that then?" I asked Kakulana.
"He tresspassed on my nest, and stole one of my eggs! That's why I killed him! " replied Kakulana angrily.
"Did you see a robotic steef about 6ft tall?" I asked him.
"Yes, he was heading in the direction of Feeco Depot with 5 fat Mudokons, dressed in black with shades on. I tried to kill them, but the robot through a red energy at me." Kakulana said.
"That's were he's heading!" Grunt shouted.
"I would like to help. I could take you there on my back." said Kakulana.
"Sure" Monty said.
We jumped on, and we went off...

[odd chick]

Cool bolamite creature, BBS! I really like this story-it's really cool! I hope that Kakulana doesn't die later in the story because that is one neat bolamite! And I must ask-does Kakulana have a female/mate because I heard the mentioning of eggs in a nest. Sorry, just curious!

[Biggy Bro Slig]

Probably, in fact, she went out to catch some birds for dinner.
Post the next shortly...

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We walked out, and into the beautiful landscape.
As soon as we turned a corner, we saw 2 fat green blobs, waddling around.
"Why won't they die? Or at least give up." Ziggy said.
The Sumo's turned around, and laughed.
"Look who it is, Skinny." One of them said.
"Skinny! You're hardly skinny!" I laughed.
"That's effensive! Prepare to die!" Skinny shouted.
They ran up to Kakulana, and started to circle us.
It looked like Kakulana had had more powerful enemys in the past, it dived with it's pincers, and sheered the skin of Skinny.
"Squirt! Help me!" Skinny screamed.
"Squirt and Skinny! Now you gotta laugh at that!" I chuckled.
Squirt dived for the leg of Kakulana, and held on.
Kakulana tried to bite him off with his pincers, and Squirt jumped off.
Kakulana ended up biting his own leg, and a horrible greyish-white acid leaked out.
Kakulana made a screeching noise, and dived for Skinny.
His pincers hit the mud, Skinny burst, throwing Gabbit juice and blood everywhere.
The he turned to Squirt.
He dived for Squirt, still with the Liquid pouring out of his leg.
Squirt made a move fast enough to move Kakulana.
Kakulana crashed on to the floor, and we fell off.
Kakulana jumped up, and stared at Squirt.
He dived for the mudokon.
Squirt thought he was about to pop him.
He was wrong.
Kakulana swallowed Squirt hole, and fell flat on the floor.
"I'm weak. I need rest. We will travel tommorow.
We set up camp.
Nobody noticed the Mudokon standing in a cave watching all this.
The Mudokon ran out of the cave, without anyone noticing.

[odd chick]

Hmmm...and who could this mudokon be? Just playing around. And yay, it's the return of the sumos...for one chapter!! Keep up the good work, BBS-I've already said this before, but this story is even better than your last one and the last one was really good too, so that's saying a lot!!

[Biggy Bro Slig]

The Guru sat on the Elum, and watched the Mudokon walk up to him.
"The news, Roggint?" The guru said.
"Squirt and Skinny are dead" Said the Mudokon called Roggint.
The Guru frowned, and turned to the remaining three Sumos.
They were crying.
"Oh, for Odds sake! Pull your selves together!" The guru screamed.
The Mudokon ran away, heading towards us.

I was siting around Kakulana's leg, fixing it.
"Biggy bro slig, i'll survive, and besides, I can walk now." He said.
So we got up, and started to walk around the rocky path near the cliff.
Suddenly a box flew down from nowhere, and had a little sign saying 'Guess who?!'
The Guru.
Then I got a glimpse of a Native Mud running away.
"Stop him!" I cried.
Kakulana went at top speed, and chased the Mud.
I opened the box.
A bomb, and a timer, with 5 seconds left.
5 4 3 2 1.
Suddenly the ledge cracked off, and the ledge fell into the gorge with us on it.

We fell to are death....again....

[odd chick]

A hectic chapter! I like how you made the bomb come down in a box-it added a little surprise to the story. It was another great chapter, BBS. Keep 'em coming!

[Biggy Bro Slig]

I hit the Canyon floor like a ten megaton bomb, and rolled into the rushing river in the middle.
It took me a while to figure out where the others were.
They were up on the Canyon floor, and somehow stopped themselves from rolling into the river.
Ziggy, Monty, Slug and Grunt were shouting.
But were was Richy?
The answer came to that when a grey blob floated past me.
It was Richy!
I panicked, and realised nobody was going to get in the water.
I tried my very best to swim, because I knew Sligs weren't capable of swimming.
Then an Idea came to me.
I stopped treading water, and floated to the right-hand side of the river.
The current changed from slow to fast, and I went zooming down the canyon.
I saw the panicking little vykker treading water, so I floated up to Richy, and grabbed him.
Richy's frown turned upwards as he felt my hand grab his hand.
I pulled him towards the bank, and he climbed on.
He helped me up, and ran to Monty.
"Richy! Thank Odd you're OK!" Monty cried.
He gave him a big hug, and Monty ran up to me, and hugged me.
I walked to the others, and started to gather up logs and twigs for a camp.
"Why didn't any of you try to help?" I asked all of them.
"Well, you know us Sligs, we can't swim." Ziggy said, with the other Sligs nodding.
"Well I can't either!" I screamed.
We all turned to Monty.
"Why didn't you?" I asked.
"I had swimming lessons, but something put me off for life." Monty said.
We all moaned like an annoying little two year-old, and Monty gave up.
"Well, it started when I got my final swimming certificate, and I went hiking.
I decided to go for a swim in the river.
Nothing went wrong, apart from the occasional Gabbit trying to eat my
you-know-whats.
Then the bad thing happened.
I fell down the waterfall.
And that was the thing that put me off swimming." Monty said.
We all stared at him.
We stopped, and went to make camp.

[odd chick]

"Gabbit eating my you-know-whats" I got a good chuckle out of that. And yes, thank Odd Richey is alive because how could the story go on without that poor, defenseless, stupid oaf of a Vykker that Richey is? It was great, BBS!

[Biggy Bro Slig]

We were scared.
REALLY scared.
There was horrible thuds coming from up above, and we kept on seeing this figure in black popping it's head out and looking at us.
"The next time that thing looks at us, I'm going to shoot him in the Gob!" I whispered.
The head appeared, I fired and the figure an it fell into the gorge where we were.
We slowly walked up to the body, and avoided the thick Red blood seepping through the cloak.
It was a creature with sharp teeth, and a Cross-bow.
Monty looked worried.
"I've saw him before." Monty whispered.
We looked at him.
"When we were testing the sirus project, the Meep ran away. I ran through the woods, and saw a creature in black chasing me. It was a horrible sickining brown. The creature shot an arrow at me, I dodged the arrow.
I found the meep, and ran.
The creature grabbed my leg, and it bit hard into my leg.
I held my scream in, knowing if I did scream, Blood would pour out.
I found the Snoozi in my bag, and shot the creature.
The creature stopped, and dragged itself into a cave near by.
When I came back with the meep, I was pale-white.
I'm sure Monty can remember me like that.
I never told anyone until now." Monty Gasped.

There was silence, until Zigget pulled back the hood of the creature.
The blood was pouring out of his neck.
It's eyes were open, and it was alive.
It saw Monty.
The creature reconised him in an instant.
The creature grabbed hold of Monty's leg, and bit him in the same place.
Monty couldn't hold on his scream.
The creature pulled Monty's thick black hair back, and Monty's eyes watered.
Being about 56 now, he wasn't in fit enough shape then he was 30yrs ago, so he couldn't strangle the creature.
Richy jumped on the creature's hooded head, and there was a snapping sound.
It was dead.
The creature dropped dead, and rolled on to the river bank.
There was complete silence.

[odd chick]

That was creepy! And I think that the whole scene where Monty is remembering when he saw this creature was written very well. But why was the creature chasing Monty in the first place? Anyway, great chapter, BBS!

[Biggy Bro Slig]

You'll see why he was chasing Monty soon.

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It took us a while to figure out that their was a cave just down the river.
We made a raft out of the twigs and logs from the fire, and we hopped on.
At first it was fine, but then then it started to fall apart, and slowly drifting towards the fast current.
We shot up, and saw the cave, I grabbed the edge, we al hopped off just in time, as a huge Freshwater Sea-rex jumped, and ate the raft.
We looked in the cave, and seeing more of the hooded creatures running around.
We walked in.
The tunnel forked, and chose the left.
It looked like the right passage, but it wasn't.
A huge Grey creature with a scorpion-like tail, lashed out of the darkness, and it's stinger hit Zigget.
"ZIGGY! NOOOOOOOOOO!" I screamed.
I heard the flesh rip as I saw the stinger go through his skin.
I through a bomb at it, and it swallowed.
Slug Grabbed the unconcous Zigget, and ran out and into the Right tunnel.
There was a deadly screach, and a flash of flames, and there was silence.
Until now.
A group of the Creatures charged out, and stated shooting.
"This is for Ziggy!" I screamed, stabbing one in the guts.
"This is for Razor!" Slug shouted, shooting someone in the face.
"And this is for Xiowon!" Grunt screamed, and kicking one into another, landing in a pit, with deadly spikes.
There was one left.
But not anymore.
The creature ran, we dodged it, and it ran on to the edge of the bank.
It skidded to a hault.
Then a the sea-rex jumped up, and swallowed.
The sea-rex thought it was heaven, getting fed all this.
We walked on...

[odd chick]

You know, I really like how you write your stories. You know how to set the mood of a story-I seriously think this could make a great script! Great work, BBS!

[Biggy Bro Slig]

Soon we walked into a huge underground dome, and in the middle was a totem.
We walked up to it, and looked at all the ancient Odd writing on it.
"I can translate it." Slug said.
"Well it's about time you used that languge for something else then swaring!" I chuckled.
"Rotoobaka - Means a vykker. Forgeipel kans- is needed. Hokkume ratak - for transformation. Nasu Kakulana-"
Slug paused.
"What?" Grunt aked.
"Kakulana. The bolamite? Why would he be in this?"
"He must of betray us. He was probably going to kill us, and take Monty and Richey." Ziggy said.
"Finish the rest now!" I said.
"Nasu Kakulana- for the King." Grunt finished.
Ziggy's last remark was right, as Kakulana stepped out of a cave, and stopped.
"You never give up, do you?" Kakulana cried.
We didn't have enough strenght to defeat him, so I thought about using his own strenght against him.
"Blind him!" I screamed.
Ziggy took the two Vykkers outside, and waited.
Meanwhile back at the cave, it was hell.
I through a grenade at one of the Pillars at the top-left hand corner.
Suddenly, the pillar collapsed and buried a dozen of the creatures.
Grunt fired at Kakulana's right eye, and there was a popping noise.
The bolamite screeched with pain.
Slug fired at his remaining eye, and another popping sound came.
Kakulana roared with rage, and ran in the direction of the three sligs.
"You may have blinded me, but I can still hear you!" The oversised Bolamite screamed.
I cried to Slug and Grunt "Get out of the cave!"
I through two grenades at the other two pillars, leaving one left.
Just in time, I dodged Kakulana, and the bolamite crashed into the fourth pillar, killing himself.
The fourth pillar collapsed, giving way for the ceiling, and a huge river gushed in.
I ran out, as fast as possible.
"That's the end of their race!" I chuckled.
We set up camp, and had our lunch.

[odd chick]

Woah! Nice plot twist with the betrayal of Kakulana, BBS! I'm a bit disappointed, though because I really liked that bolamite. Oh well. I guess the sliggies can't trust everyone, can they? I'm not exaggerating when I say that this chapter was the best yet-out of any story you have written! Great work! I can't wait to see what you write next!

[Biggy Bro Slig]

We all had had enough now, we had been stuck in the gorge for long enough to make a slig go crazy for ages.
We started to climb.
We got to the top, and I thought I was seeing things.
I wasn't.
It was a pile of slig hele-packs.
Me and Ziggy got the biggest ones, Slug, Grunt, Richy and Monty got the smaller ones.
We took off.

The guru was kneeling and stroking his elum, at the main gates of Feeco Depot.
The three Mudokons came out.
"We can get as far as the Baggage claim, and after that, there are 20 Greeters running loose." The one named Chubby-git said.
"I'll make sure we get past." The guru said.
He turned his head to see 6 Sligs flying in the distance.
"Or, we can go home and face those 4 Idiot Sligs and the Vykkers-" The guru was cut off when my hand grabbed his metal neck.
"It's time we get this over with, Guru." I said.
"Yes, it is, and don't worry, I'll pay for your Coffin! Where do you like best, Necrum beriul grounds or the Mudomo Vaults?!" The guru laughed.
I aimed for his Robotic heart.
"If you shoot me, my Nitro-core will kill us all." He added.
I fired at him.
Suddenly, Chubby-git dived top take the bullet, and it hit him.
There was a loud thud as he hit the ground, and then silence.
He was dead.
Suddenly, a train came up to the doors, and they opened up.
The guru and the two Sumo's ran into there, and we chased after.
I ran up to the nearest ladder, and I climbed, an the others followed.
I got to the top, and chased the guru.
He tripped over his robe.
There was a glass-smashing sound.
I walked up to the guru, and rolled him over.
I wacked him on the head.
His red eyes opened, and he dragged himself over to a Do-not-touch button.
He pressed it.
It triggered of an alarm, and I ran into a control room.
I looked at one of the screens.
It had a Reactor core, and it was buzzing.
The Guru was blowing up Feeco Depot.

I ran out the doors of Feeco Depot, and ran for about two miles.
We sat down, and waited.
I got a glimpse of the guru limping out.
We waited for the destruction...

[odd chick]

You sort of left a cliffhanger for that chapter-but a good one! It makes me eager to see what happens to Feeco Depot! This is a really great story-your writing skills are awesome! I also like how you called the flying slig's helicopters heli-packs. (with the R&C reference!) It's good to know you draw inspiration for this story. (namely the Guru's fate being so similar to Dr. Nefarious. )

[Biggy Bro Slig]

Nothing happened.
I saw the guru running past, with his fat companions.
I stared at him.
I gathered up the gang an we followed.

"Come on!" The guru shouted, poining a gun at the sumo named Dunny.
"I'm to weak to travel! I'll die!" Dunny cried.
"I'm loosing my temper!" The guru shouted.
We were watching every move behind a sand-bank.
"Please, don't shoot!" He cried.
"I won't shoot if you don't get your fat ass moving!" The Guru said.
Dunny tried to get up, but failed.
"Fine then, I have no choice but to kill you." The guru said, evily.
"Please, don't shoot!" Dinny cried again.
The guru was pulling out a chainsaw.
"Mother always said I was too cruel when I use a chainsaw!" The Guru cackled.
The guru chopped of Dunny's arms, and then his legs.
Then the guru went towards Dunny's face.
Slice!
The head dropped onto the blood-drenched floor.
The guru turned to the last Sumo.
"You better becarefull, Slim, because I don't want to loose the leader of the pack now, do I?"
Slim nodded, and stared into the guru's robotic eyes.
He saw evil.
Complete evil.
We lowered ourselves deep into the trench, and sat down.

[odd chick]

That was just......creepy. Lot's of blood, lot's of gore-It's great! I love how your stories just grab the reader's attention. The guru is just pure evil! Keep this story going-it's great!

[Biggy Bro Slig]

The guru hopped on a wild elum in the desert and and so did Slim.
They galloped away.
We ran after them.

5 hours lateer we finally saw water, and the desert merged into a jungle.
We lost track of the Guru, and wandered of into the Jungle.
We saw a spooce-monster.
That reminded me.
"Spooce-monsters only live in the Swakari Jungle. That's where we are!" I said.
The spooce-monster tried to give us a big hug, and we ran into a hut.
There was a slig dressed in a brown lab-coat, with enourmous goggles, and a cap.
He was fiddling with some wires.
"A little bit more-" The silg was cut off by a fireworks desplay of sparks, and was knocked back onto us.
"Guru, just leave me alone!" He cried, not turning his head.
When he did, he was shocked.
"Who are you?" He asked.
"I'm Biggy Bro Slig, this is Grunt, Ziggy, Slug, Monty and Richey" I replied.
"I'm maniac, welcome to my lab." Maniac said.
I looked around, this wasn't a lab.
"Why don't you have a real lab" I asked.
"Well, one day The guru tried to blow up my lab, and succeeded, and I was blasted out the door.
The guru has been after my most secret project ever since.
So I was driven into the Never-ending Swakari Jungle.
The guru has never seen me since." He said.
"Well sorry to burst your bubble, but he's after us, so you can't hang with us." Zigget said.
We heard the constant ranting of the guru in the background, and footsteps coming closer.
He had found us.
And he was going to kill.

[odd chick]

Uh-oh. The Guru is angry....never make the Guru angry! And I like this Maniac character-he seems like a sciency-type nerd. Nice chapter, BBS! I love the type of characters you come up with because they are pretty memorable!

[Biggy Bro Slig]

The guru walked up to the hut, and stopped.
He couldn't beleive his eyes, it was Maniac.
He turned into the hut, and pushed everyone on the floor, exept Maniac.
He gave him one look in the eye, and said "What is your project, Maniac?"
Maniac pulled the 1 finger salute, and phumped him in the stomach.
Maniac ran around screaming, and sucked his thumb.
The guru pulled down his hood, and said "A lot of things have happened since we last met.
Maniac looked at the new, robotic Guru.
"I'm never telling you!" Maniac screamed.
The guru put his hand around the slig, and tightened his grip.
"Tell me, or your friends die!" The guru said.
"That won't work, I've only known them for 2 minutes!" Manaic laughed.
I bit my finger in annoyence.
The guru pulled out the chainsaw.
"I'll tell you," Maniac said "It is a nuclear laser weapon, and I am planning on firing it at the Monosaic lines."

There was a long silence, until the guru spoke.
"You wouldn't dare."
"I would."
The guru pulled his chainsaw at Maniac.
I bit the guru's metalic silver leg, and the tube broke inside, letting out a thick gas and fresh oil spirting everywhere.
Slug choked as the oil went in his mouth.
The guru roared with pain and turned around to me, making the oil and gas spirting into Maniac.
He headed twards me, with his chainsaw...

[odd chick]

This story is just loaded with suspence! This is great, BBS-keep it up!

[Biggy Bro Slig]

He skimmed of the skin on my left cheek as he was pulled back by his cloak.
The guru coughed, and slammed down on the floor.
"Bye bye!" I said, hitting him on the head with a hammer.
The guru fainted.
Maniac pulled out a screwdriver, and started to unscrew the bolts on the guru.
Suddenly the guru jolted up, sending the screw-driver through maniac's skull.
A huge cry of pain came from the slig, and pumping red blood was squirting out.
"Maniac!" I screamed.
"Yes, I know you are!" He laughed, and walking towards me with his chain-saw.
"This has been coming a long time ago!" The guru cackled.
"And this has been coming for you aswell!" I laughed, and kicked him.
The guru grabbed my arm, and turned the chainsaw towards me.
"Can I make an appointement with your privates?" I asked, and kicking him in the nuts.
The guru dropped his saw, and went running around the room screaming.
He ran into a box, and it opened up.
It was the laser.
He grabbed it, and tripped over the dying maniac.
The laser landed on the fire button, and it started to buzz...