Dream Superhero

Abeguy · #1 02-03-2005, 07:08 PM

What superpowers would you have if you could and where would your hideout be?

My guy can do anything electricity. Become it, make it, control electricity and metal things and be able to travel through wires or metal things. Best of all, He'd be able to control people's main motor funtions to make them do something stupid, And fly!! you can't forget flying.

And since He can become electricity his hideout could be a light bulb for all I care.

TheRaisin · #2 02-03-2005, 07:29 PM

I would have all kinds of amazing mental abilities which I would use for the good of mankind. I would have telekinesis and telepathy, and I would be able to cloud people's minds to change my appearance. I would be able to take over lesser-minded enemies and let them fight for me for a short period of time, I would be able to travel through solid matter, and if I really focused my powers, I would be able to briefly manipulate time. Of course, with telekinesis I would be able to more or less fly. In fact, I would be quite like the Martian Manhunter from those new Justice League cartoons, except not as ugly and much more powerful (he doesn't do jack squat).

My hideout would be a pocket dimension existing out of space and time where I would use my unbelievable intellect to unlock the secrets of the universe, then apply them in a vast laboratory by building all kinds of incredible gadgets and weapons and things.

Heh heh. On second thought, I wouldn't be so much a superhero as a god. My comic or whatever wouldn't last more than six months because all the readers would just be like "Oh, he won again? Gee, that's news."

Abeguy · #3 02-03-2005, 07:33 PM

Hee hee yep, winnin every two blocks.
"Hmm, Juggernaut is about to blow up the world?"
ZAP!
No Juggernaut in present, past, or future.

Leto · #4 02-03-2005, 09:38 PM

Being even more empathetic than I am now. Super human guy! *Doo doo doo* Doing un-super human things!*Doo doo do!*.

Civilian: Help us Human man, our planet is being destroyed?
Human man: No.

End of series 1.

Abeguy · #5 02-04-2005, 08:28 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Funny.

nads · #6 02-04-2005, 08:39 AM

Flying, Super strength, making and controlling fire, healing, umm...slow motion thing (time stops but He/I can still move around)

Volcano lairs are prety cool.

Reptile · #7 02-04-2005, 10:16 AM

A superhero who flies and is irresistable to both sexes.

Wait...I am.

Abeguy · #8 02-04-2005, 11:49 AM

so, you're a bi that can fly?

Godlesswanderer · #9 02-04-2005, 12:03 PM

I'd have:

Pyrokinesis,
Telekinesis,
Remote Viewing,
Mind Control,
Aura Phasing,
And flying! Can't forget flying.

My lair would probably be a normal apartment somewhere in some American city that no one knows about but has loadsa people that need saving.

Abeguy · #10 02-04-2005, 12:10 PM

you've played Psi Ops eh?

Godlesswanderer · #11 02-04-2005, 12:23 PM

Psi-Ops and Second Sight. Both extremely good games

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Abeguy · #12 02-04-2005, 12:25 PM

I have'nt played Second Sight yet, but I hear it's good

Godlesswanderer · #13 02-04-2005, 12:30 PM

It's very good. The story line is truly, very strange. But I don't want to spoil anything for you

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Mac the Janitor · #14 02-04-2005, 02:04 PM

Psh, amateurs.

I AM a superhero.

And you don't need superpowers to be awesome.

Booyah, Sheriff Benson just pwned you all.

TheRaisin · #15 02-04-2005, 02:24 PM

I wouldn't be able to drastically alter time, Abeguy. I would be able to freeze, slow down, or speed up time to a relatively small degree for a very short period of time. Besides, you can't zap matter out of existence (unless you're an Echthros and follow Madeleine L'Engle's laws of physics), but you can turn it into energy.

It would also be cool to summon creatures. Again, not exactly a superhero trait. More of a godly power. It would be most excellent though.

Oy vey, Abeguy, you shouldn't have gotten me started. My imagination is limitless when it comes to matters such as this. And I have no sense of fairness toward enemies. Bwa ha ha. The day I become a superhero is the day every comicbook villain in the history of time hang up their deathrays and call it quits.

Little did the citizens of Oddworld know, Mac the Janitor was only the mild-mannered alter-ego of the superpowered superhero Sheriff Benson!

Leto · #16 02-04-2005, 04:45 PM

Oh yeah- quick note: Human man has a watch that can TELL YOU THE TIME. I know, great, isn't it? Also, he has a pet sidekick, Dog, who knows no bounds of when to urinate and deficate. A powerful ally to the ever growing powers of Human man's list.

Go on- worship him. I know you want to... XD

Jacob · #17 02-05-2005, 04:22 AM

Mine can stop and unstop time at will.

If not that, then the ability to create, control and manipulate fire. All very Pyrokinetic wise!

On a seperate note, they're actually doing a Magneto movie! Fingers crossed they do it well! It's going to be set in Auschvitz! Where he slowly discovers his powers! Huzzah!

Abeguy · #18 02-07-2005, 03:10 PM

for once, I'm actulley agreeing with you Jake

Abe's son · #19 02-07-2005, 04:07 PM

I like your style Jacob...

I would so control time and space, the physical reality of things. Metaphysic.

Hell yeah... I don't want to get into it deep... because I can... but I won't. But the ability to distort time and reality at will, or making someones head explode...

Swheat

sligster · #20 02-07-2005, 04:39 PM

I would have ALL powers! bwahahaha!

My hideout would be the cardboard box in the alley between KFC and Kevin Jewelers HQ....

Leto · #21 02-08-2005, 10:31 PM

Wouldn't stopping time completely make everything, like, weigh infinity? I've thought I would looove this power for some time, but I just cant see it happening. But then again, this isn't the 'Logical Super Powers' thread, so I won't ruin it.

New tidbit: Human man's normal human alter ego is Super-man. He wears a cape to work and everything.

***Nate*** · #22 02-09-2005, 12:58 PM

I suppose Human Man is a superhero based on Kryptonite. What does he do, bore criminals to death with anecdotes about Charted Accounting?

ANN NEELY · #23 02-09-2005, 05:05 PM

Well, since I already know Witchcraft, I'd say...being able to transform into anything! Who here thinks that flyin' 'round as a Dragon burninating the countryside, peasants, and cottages wouldn't be fun?

And I come in the NIIIIIIGHT!
(Sorry, just played Trogdor...)

TheRaisin · #24 02-09-2005, 05:11 PM

The thatch-roofed cottages. Indeed.

Billy Cripner · #25 02-09-2005, 07:54 PM

I. Am. POT HEAD MAN. Smoking Marijuana through a pepsi can.
Got that somewhere.

No. I'd actulley want powers similar to Abeguy's except I'd be more electromagnetic like that stupid Static Shock cartoon guy.

Cool, being my own EMP. Watch out Abeguy, cause if I go off when you're electricity, goodbye and I'll have a moment of silence in pity of your stupidity.

Biggy Bro Slig · #26 02-10-2005, 10:51 AM

I would have an underwater hideout in the middle of nowhere.
I would have the powers of Electricity, water, fire, magnetics, wind and air.

Leto · #27 02-10-2005, 10:44 PM

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I suppose Human Man is a superhero based on Kryptonite. What does he do, bore criminals to death with anecdotes about Charted Accounting?

Neh. He's just a guy. His trademarked saying is "No.". And of this moment, it's the only thing he has ever said. He's just this random guy with a midlife crisis who is overly empathetic.

And who is Kryponite?

(Sorry for late reply, I swear I posted this before...)

$andy Mudukon · #28 02-10-2005, 11:22 PM

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Neh. He's just a guy. His trademarked saying is "No.". And of this moment, it's the only thing he has ever said. He's just this random guy with a midlife crisis who is overly empathetic.

And who is Kryponite?

(Sorry for late reply, I swear I posted this before...)

I believe kryptonite is supermans weakness.

Sheriff-Murder · #29 02-11-2005, 01:35 AM

i would have done something about fire...

***Nate*** · #30 02-13-2005, 07:15 PM

Damn stupid me, I meant Krypton, being Superman's home planet. Thus Superman comes to save earth and Human Man saves Krypton.