Today's Topic: I hate being Married to a Loser!
Music: Da da da!
audience applauded
Ralfie: Ookkkaaaay! Welcome to another excited Show caaalllld?
audience: Raaalfie! Whoo hoo!
Ralfie: Now today, we have a mudokon who hates being married to a mudokon.
audience: Awwwwwwww.
Ralfie: Today, we have Mick. sha said that she is sick of her husband Troy. Now Mick, why do you hate him?
Mick: I can't stand him! I'm sick of living this way! I hate this life that we live!
Ralfie: What life does he make you live, sweetie?
Mick: I hate having to eat Mudokoanese take-out, i'm tired of living in a small apartment, i'm tired of him working in some RUpture Farms and he's never home to cuddle!
audience: WhoooooooAAAAAoooooaAAA!
Ralfie: What else?
Mick: Hmmm, i wish i could of gone and married a glukkon! At least they have money! I;m sick or being poor..and lonely. He siad "Oh no sweetie, we have to save up for debt!" I mean, i might die then! No vacations, or nothing!
Ralfie: Sorry to hear that, we will bring him out, after this break!
[ April 14, 2001: Message edited by: PinkHaired Mudokon CWR ]
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