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PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 04-14-2001 10:17 PM

Ralfie: Talkshow
 
This is going to be fun! :)

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 04-14-2001 10:27 PM

Today's Topic: I hate being Married to a Loser!

Music: Da da da!

audience applauded

Ralfie: Ookkkaaaay! Welcome to another excited Show caaalllld?

audience: Raaalfie! Whoo hoo!

Ralfie: Now today, we have a mudokon who hates being married to a mudokon.

audience: Awwwwwwww.

Ralfie: Today, we have Mick. sha said that she is sick of her husband Troy. Now Mick, why do you hate him?

Mick: I can't stand him! I'm sick of living this way! I hate this life that we live!

Ralfie: What life does he make you live, sweetie?

Mick: I hate having to eat Mudokoanese take-out, i'm tired of living in a small apartment, i'm tired of him working in some RUpture Farms and he's never home to cuddle!

audience: WhoooooooAAAAAoooooaAAA!

Ralfie: What else?

Mick: Hmmm, i wish i could of gone and married a glukkon! At least they have money! I;m sick or being poor..and lonely. He siad "Oh no sweetie, we have to save up for debt!" I mean, i might die then! No vacations, or nothing!

Ralfie: Sorry to hear that, we will bring him out, after this break!

[ April 14, 2001: Message edited by: PinkHaired Mudokon CWR ]

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 04-14-2001 10:48 PM

oh and here's Ralfie Xshi-su


Ralie Pic

[ April 14, 2001: Message edited by: PinkHaired Mudokon CWR ]