Weird Affectionate Names -

Big_Bro_Slig222 · #31 01-17-2005, 11:00 AM

Aye, it doesn't matter what you look like. I'm one of the biggest geeks of my class for god-sakes and my gal is leaps and bounds above what would seem to be my appropriate "range". (As well as most of my friends.

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Rex Tirano · #32 01-17-2005, 11:02 AM

Yeah confidence. If you think no one's going to notice you then they won't.

Oh and I had a masculine name. For a week everyone just randomly called me Dave. And then it Stopped. And I get called Wiz (olly - ozzy - oz - wizard of oz - wizzie - wiz)

Abeguy · #33 01-17-2005, 11:04 AM

Scooter. Don't know how I got it and the person who calls me it doesn't even know how he came up with it. he was a slightly new staff member at the Boys And Girls Club and one day he just called me Scooter. weird

TheRaisin · #34 01-17-2005, 11:59 AM

I know I know! Okay. Yes. I realize that my problem is a lack of confidence. If getting confidence were as easy as clicking my heels together I guess I would be up to my neck in women by now. The fact is, I'm not confident, and people telling me that I lack confidence has never helped me build it. Enough! If you have some advice I'd be glad to have it. Until then, talk about your affectionate names. As Rex and Abeguy have started doing. Thank you.

My friends call me Jesus (as in hay-soos, as in the Spanish form of Jesus), Yeshua (however you spell it), or simply Jesus. On account of the hair. I don't really see the resemblance, seeing as how Jesus is always portrayed with much longer hair which is both of a different color and a different shape. But I don't stop them. If people want to call me Jesus I will accept the compliment.

***Nate*** · #35 01-17-2005, 01:02 PM

My brother used to call me Poochie (this is before the simpsons episode). I have no idea where he got it from.

Billy Cripner · #36 01-17-2005, 05:46 PM

Actulley Mr. Raisen sir, It is more accurate to say that Jesus had shorter hair, because he was Jewish and Jewish law says that a man can't grow his hair long, but I'm no religous fruit, reformed Jew I believe I am. Maybe.
It's weird.

As for Affectionate names, my friends call me uhh...
do I have any friends?
Kidding

I don't think I have a name

Besides the label I call myself that I hate.
No other name

Strike Witch · #37 01-17-2005, 06:20 PM

Nicknames.

People call me Vampire, Undead, Lich, or Ghost.
Probably cause of my unnatural skin colour.
And my two pointy teeth. and my sharp nails. and my Icy blue eyes.
The Religous Person in the area calls me the Heathen who "Preaches the false gods of Evolution!".

Wierd...

TheRaisin · #38 01-17-2005, 06:56 PM

There's A Religious Person in your area? As in one? Wow. I envy you.

Billy, that doesn't stop Jesus from being portrayed with long hair.

And what label would that be?

Strike Witch · #39 01-17-2005, 08:49 PM

Yeah. Hes only twelve and his parents spend most of there time preaching.
Hes a real wuss. He is scared of my model kit robots and my books on Charles Darwin and Evolution. The only person in the area is an English Teacher who in Year 3 disagreed with a Reading comprehension sheet 'cause it said that Humans are Mammals.......Odd.

Ghost

Gretin · #40 01-18-2005, 12:17 AM

Hmmmmm... I don't think anyone calls me any names like that... though, I call pets names, but most of them are nothing like what have already been mentioned, i.e. ratbag, little twirp, and gretin(yep, my own nickname on OWF).

Facsimile · #41 01-18-2005, 02:14 AM

A lot of you have turned this topic from affectionate names to nicknames.

Billy Cripner · #42 01-18-2005, 05:25 PM

Oh well, affectionate name are for those with girlfriends that like to name you
Mine doesn't need one for me

Oh, and that label is my name. Billy CRIPNER<--!!!

TheRaisin · #43 01-18-2005, 07:03 PM

What does Cripner mean?

Rich · #44 01-19-2005, 10:13 AM

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What does Cripner mean?

It needn't mean anything. It's his name.

TheRaisin · #45 01-19-2005, 02:57 PM

Oh. Wow. That's a pretty horrible last name.

Change it to something like "Fish Excrement" or something. That'll sound a little better. Heh heh.

I'm just kidding of course. No offense meant.

Y'know the more I think about it, the more I quite like the whole Jesus nickname thing. Jesus is an awesome name. Yeah . . . Jesus. Got a nice ring to it.

Billy Cripner · #46 01-19-2005, 06:07 PM

I love your compassion Mr. Raisin, but seriously, that's not a bad idea

TheRaisin · #47 01-19-2005, 07:48 PM

You needn't call me Mister. Lord And Master Of All That Ever Was, Is, And Will Be will suffice. Or just Raisin.

Heh. So I can call you Fish Excrement from now on?

Rich · #48 01-20-2005, 10:01 AM

I've thought of one of my nicknames. It's not used very often as I find it shiiite.

Big Willy.

It contains no sexual meaning, although you really shouldn't care about the size of my cock. I got the name from my Geography teacher.
My last name is "Willis" and I'm 6ft 2.

Hence, "Big Willy".

***Nate*** · #49 01-20-2005, 12:46 PM

Its better than 'Little Willy'.

Billy Cripner · #50 01-20-2005, 01:03 PM

I'll call you Mr. If you like it or not,
Fish Excrement is not my Ideal name.
Maybe cow pie.

Just joking