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12-25-2004, 04:39 AM
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Sucky Presents...

What worthless presents did you get this christmas?

I got a notepad.
A folder.
A shaving mirror.
And a can of deoderant.

Oh happy joy.
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12-25-2004, 05:16 AM
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Socks.
"Best of" Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on DVD.

Well, the socks aren't really worthless. I actually needed some.
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12-25-2004, 05:54 AM
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A very expensive pen set, its not sucky, I like it. But when am I gonig to use them other then song writing!?
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12-25-2004, 05:59 AM
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I don't really think that my presents were sucky, but the only thing that I think that sucks today is Band Aid being number 1. (Although I guess that song is good for charity)

EDIT: Yay, the Queens speech just started
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12-25-2004, 04:58 PM
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I don't really think that my presents were sucky, but the only thing that I think that sucks today is Band Aid being number 1. (Although I guess that song is good for charity)

EDIT: Yay, the Queens speech just started
Charity is the only reason it got to number 1.
Speaking of the Queen's speech, did anyone seen the Simpsons version?

Oh yeah, my worthless presents.

A Lynx radio that seems to only be able to recieve one radio station. And it's not even an english station!
A little bag of chocolate coins.
And some pyjamas, even though I havn't worn payjamas for at least 5 years.

Other than those, my presents were fine .
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12-25-2004, 06:24 PM
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A jewelry box. Feh, I guess I do need to at least attempt to organize my junk. And a pair of toe-socks. I'm toe-sock impaired because of one of my toes, which I've already mentioned in the other present thread.
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12-25-2004, 06:40 PM
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*puts on stereotypical posh english accent* Toe socks? Retarded toe? Sounds like quite the predicament. *get out a umbrella, puts on a bowler hat and walks off into the distance*
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12-26-2004, 01:39 AM
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I got a Dinosaur book that got lost in the mail 5 yrs ago....
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12-26-2004, 01:56 AM
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Nothing. I enjoyed everything I got. Apart from my Computer as that's not plugged in or formatted yet.
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12-26-2004, 02:53 AM
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I don't think I really got any sucky presents, although Mum did see fit to buy me a nail clipper, only to laugh at me when I unwrapped it. You see, I bite my nails constantly (I'm trying to stop!), so there's no need for a nail clipper

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12-26-2004, 04:57 AM
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Speaking of the Queen's speech, did anyone seen the Simpsons version?
Freedom for Cornwall NOW!

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I don't think I really got any sucky presents, although Mum did see fit to buy me a nail clipper, only to laugh at me when I unwrapped it. You see, I bite my nails constantly (I'm trying to stop!), so there's no need for a nail clipper
At Least yours was humorous. I got a shaving mirror because the one we have in the house was broke!

Oh well, at least I now have the entire series of Black Books on DVD.
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12-26-2004, 05:35 AM
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The Biohazard 92mm fan grill for my custom case.

Its nice... but I don't have a 92mm fan grill...

*sigh* I'll just butcher the side of the thing...

Other than that, all good stuff...
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12-26-2004, 07:37 AM
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Well I got so much stuff I dunno where to start . Good thing is none of it is Shite .
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12-26-2004, 02:15 PM
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the simpsons christmas message was on between every program. it was hard to miss it.

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12-26-2004, 02:48 PM
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Suprisingly, I didn't recieve any random, never-to-be-used presents this year.

Ahaha.

Suckers.
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12-26-2004, 04:28 PM
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God... damn you Majic...

I get alot of cool-but-I'll-never-use-it kind of things...

Because I'm that kind of guy.
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The Biohazard 92mm fan grill for my custom case.

Its nice... but I don't have a 92mm fan grill...

*sigh* I'll just butcher the side of the thing...

Other than that, all good stuff...
Yeah that's a pretty cool grill. I've got the dragon one on the sides and I've removed the grille at the back because it was blocking airflow. Speaking of cooling...

I've been wanting to make a watercooler tank outside in the garden, and pipe the water up to the small reservoir inside the house. I got the housing and tank and pipes and whatnot from B&Q this year, but the refridgerator cooler unit still hasn't arrived. It's a waterproof cooler unit, which will sit in the actual water and keep it cool during summer. I still need to get the builders around to drill the hole into the side of the house for the pipes - they've drilled holes but they're the wrong size, so we need new ones.

Two related disappointments in one year! All in aid of chilly chips. Well you know what they say, you've got to suffer to be beautiful!
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12-28-2004, 09:56 AM
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You know how to not get sucky presents? Hit old people up for electronics! Ask them for confusing shit, and believe me everything is confusing to them. Eventually they'll give up and give you lots of mints instead. The U.S. Mint, baby! Anyhow, I'm usually upset if people buy me books or music. How are they supposed to know what I like. They don't so 9 times out of ten their choices suck.
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12-28-2004, 01:40 PM
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I didnt receive any presents so i have no dissapointing presents
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