The shortest Oddworld stories ever told!

[paramiteabe]

To begin this thread is not spam Its going to be a collection of small shorten paragragh long stories of the veried inhabitants of Oddworld.

The first story
Oddworld Sam's Mishap!
Long ago there was Mudokon named Sam. Sam was a most unusial mudokon because Sam was not a he but a she. She lived her life in all glory but one day an evil cartel kidnapped her and made her depressed. She was forced to give birth and her children tragically became the evil Cartel's property as exploited slaves. in a last resort good old Sam birthed the blue Mudokon inwhich one day she would be saved. But tragically Sam would never be happy again.

The end!

[Dave]

The Legend of Gazeebo!
Early one morning, a mudokon named Gazeebo awoke with a start. He scratched his head and yawned. Rolling out of bed, he stepped outside.
He was instantly greeted by a huge crowd of mudokons. They were cheering and yelling and "Hurrah!"-ing.
That's right, Gazeebo was a hero among mudokons! He was among the elite, like the legends of old. He grinned and made his way to a breakfast joint.

The end.

Eventually, I think I'll explain Gazeebo's story. If you are all really nice.

[Al the Glukkon]

Al the Glukkon bio
Al the gluk had two glukkon pals: Ben an Mike. Mike was blind and Ben was killed by mudokons looking for revenge. He sets out after them.
Full story coming soon

[OddworldFreak]

Hey al,
i think ur starting ur story off really great and i can't wait to read the rest. I'll try to post more ok? so talk to yah later

[Al the Glukkon]

That wasn't really the start. I'll creat a seperate thread. Thanks for posting.

Once upon a time there was a slig. He died. THE END.

[paramiteabe]

I am witeing the shorten version of the quintology plus more aswell so its not just the quintology its a collection of my fanfics and my RPG's aswell as new material too. The idea here is for me to sort of make a cornacopia of official Oddworld stories and my visions. And to write in a way that its all happening concurrent with each other.

the 2nd Story
Oddworld A Blue Mudokon!

It was late one night in a horrid meat processing plant. In there hanging in a damp filthy stench ridden cell a Mudokon named Abe hung in horror. The Blue Mudokon he was, born of Sam, taken as a slave became employee of the year, not to mention best darn floor waxer on Mudos. For he done something bad real bad! He learned that his boss was going to turn him and his green pals into lunch. So Abe was scared and decided to recue his fellow employees. But first he had to under go an ancient trial from the native Mudokons to gain great powers and to shut down the slaughter house for good. So Abe went on a long tiresome oddessy inwhich he possessed the great power of the Shrykull. Abe returned from his vast journey and brought a serious blow to the Magog Cartels Slaughter House known as Rupture Farms. Thus the Blue Mudokon was hit in the head and put into the cell to be cut into the first Mudokon pop. Little did his boss know that upon entering the cell the rest of his green pals gave Abe's boss an electric jolt and freed the legondary blue Mudokon named Abe from certain death. For now the Blue Mudokon is free and the movement has begun!

The end

[Paramite catcher]

Unlucky slig!
There was a slig who was born in the Slig temples. As he was being whisked off in a cart led by strange creatures. As the slig was being pulled into RuptureFarms an escaped Paramite suddenly attacked. It knocked the entire cart over and killed three sligs and ate them. Being the last slig there, he ran away and got into RuptureFarms and was set to work. The next day, he died in an accident involving the meat saw.

[Al the Glukkon]

Once upon a time there was a slurg. He got stepped on. The End.

[a flock of seagulls]

really good thread PA come up with more!

[Paramite catcher]

Once there was a Mudokkon, He worked and got beaten to death. The end.

[Abe16]

Once there was a mudokon named Jeff.Jeff worked for mad scientist slig named Dr. Frankenbeanies.Once he wanted to make a new girl slave.so he got some DNA and did it.But she got angry and played Jump rope and killed Dr.Frakenbeanies.
The End!

[Splat]

Once a glukkon called Fred lived on a hill. 2 hills away lived his friend, Ted! One day Fred wanted to borrow some sugar from Ted so he went down the hill and up the hill and down the hill and up the hill to Ted's house. He got some sugar off of Ted and then went down the hill and up the hill and down the hill and up the hill to his house where he realised he was out of eggs so he went down the hill and up the hill and down the hill and up the hill to Ted's house and took some eggs. then he went down the hill and up the hill and down the hill but before he could go up the hill to his house he tripped over a randomly placed beanie babie and jammed his face on the ground which threw his cigar back down into his throat and he choked on it and died. Anbd that just goes to show you the danger of smoking and also brings up the issue that beanie babieas are health hazards and should have warnings on them: "Do not randomly leave this toy in a place where smokers can trip over it and choke on their cigar." It also tells us the danger of climbing7 and a half hills in one morning if your footsteps can only movey you forward 3 centimetres at a time.
Thankyou for taking time to read this public health warning. Please remember the lessons you have learnt here and if you would like to make the world a safer place for us all then please feel free to send a letter to the beanie babie factory asking them to take precautions to make all there products safer for smokers.
The End.

[Abe16]

Boy mud cries Scrab. Other muds come. No Scrab. Kid laughs. People go home. Real scrab comes. Boy mud cries scrab noone comes . Boy ud becomes scrabfood.


Abe and Munch went up the hill to get a bottle of brew. Abe fell down, and broke his crown, And munch came tumbling after.


Humptey Glunnky sat on a wall.Humpty Glunnky had a great fall. All the Glukkons sligs and all the glukkon's slogs couldn't heal humpty glunnky together again.

[paramiteabe]

The Blue Mudokon's Exoddus!

A day has past since good old Abe the legondary blue Mudokon born of Sam, inslaved by glukkons, was freed from Rupture Farms. Even though the great Slaughter House wasn't destroyed it laid abanded to rot in the lush Oddworld landscape. Abe thought his troubles were over but he farted and fell and once again he was hit in the head and knocked out cold. In his dreams he saw three restless Mudokon spirits call to him that there was more to the inslavement of his kind than met the yellow eyes. They said that the Glukkons were useing Mudokon bones to make Soul Storm Brew. An addicting brew especially for Mudokons. So Abe got up and gathered a few of his friends and went to the deasert in search of a place called Necrum in hopes they can bring and end to this. Little did Abe know that there was more to the Brew puzzle then met his yellow eyes. After one of his friends named Alf became drunk and sick from sipping the brew Abe ventured out away from Necrum to bring down the largest and most dangerious brewery on Oddworld. The Brewery was so big that Abe had first had to shut down a number of facilities that were under the Soul Storm Franchise. When Abe finnished his exoddus across Mudos he finally came to the Brewery and learned that not only bones were being used but even worse Mudokon tear drops were being used as well. Hanging in horror all over Soul Storm Brewery were Mudokons being zaped in the eyes and their tears being taken. Abe said enough is enough and went to sabatage the boilers and destroyed the Brewery once and for all. He saved many Muds that day and now the true belief in his mind knew there were more of his people out there and he was destined to rescue them and bring down the evil Cartel once and for all. Not to mention to have a bad case of gas!