Things you want to do before you die...

[SeaRex]

Everyone has tacky "hopes 'n dreams." So quit being such a shy bastard and share 'em.

• Experience a meal with fine french wine and cheese.
• Quit my high school job in a rude and flamboyant manner. I hate working at a grocery store.
• Cast a vote for a party I can actually believe in.
• Publish an indie comic book.
• Live in a studio apartment in some large city for an unspecified amount of time.
• Make a succesful video game.
• Settle down with the girl of my dreams for some white picket fence American dream shit.
• Become good enough at a video game so I could compete in a tournament and actually pose a threat.
• Travel to Japan.
• Retire and move to Arizona.
• Become dictator of a small, third-world island.
• Conquer Nova Scotia with my army of malnourished third-world slave children.

[Fez]

1. Become a very succesful SAS soldier

3. Get my dream airsoft arsenal
4. Man U. to win the cup
5. England to win the world cup (c'mon! we havnt won since '63!)

EDIT: ya know what, i'm just going to take point two out, if she were to read it...

[oddguy]

• Start my own company
• Have a succsessful career in the movie and video game industry
• Win an Academy Award
• Meet famous people
• Find "the one"
• Orginize an OWF Convention...

Lalala

[MojoMan220]

1. Live...

[SeaRex]

1. Live...

Buh-duhm-chhhh! Seriously folks, he's got a million of 'em.

[Abe's son]

1. Do an ACTUAL GTA killing spree.
2. Eat a dead human
3. Train in the arts of ninjitsu
4. Meet Rob Zombie
5. Purchase a tank
6. Set myself on fire and run into a store..
7. Become a Hitman.
8. Were black trousers and a teal tie...
9. Shoot a rapper
10. burn down a ghetto
Wow... im ****ed up

[Hobo]

1. Not come to oddguy's OWF convention
2. Spoil ferill's life
3. Take over OWF in a bloody coup
4. Try pot
5 + Some other shit..

[Jacob]

1) Kill someone.
2) Make somebody else kill someone, in a cool Charles Manson kinda way.
3) Be happy.
4) Astral Project.

[The Red Muse]

5 + Some other shit..

Wow... you're the man of imagination, aren't ya?

My list would include the following:
+Drink till my liver explodes and wake up the following morning without a hangover
+Get a new liver
+Buy a ridiculously expensive car and trash it
+Shoot a plane out of the sky
+Drive a tank
+Be the General of Finland's pathetic excuse for an army
+Order people around
+Win in a lottery
+Drive over old people
+Own every Muse record, single and DVD ^^
+Go back in time and kill Hitler


Yay.

[Nath]

One thing that I wanted to do before I died was to trash and burn a car, but I did that yesterday, so i've now ticked that off my list.

2: Go sky diving
3: Become a professional wrestler
4: Write, direct, and star in my own movie
5: Be there when Wales beats England in the Rugby World Cup Final.

[Sekto Springs]

I will never die, I am eternal and forever!

But just in case I do die

Get a life
Get heavily drunk
Get laid (without paying for it)
Rule the world

and maybe kill my arch nemesis but that's so cliche'd.

[Silversnow]

1. Get older.
2. Star in a movie. And people should like it.
3. Make sweet love.
4. Have a lot of money.
5. Publish a novel.
6. Try loving someone who loves me.

[oddguy]

1. Not come to oddguy's OWF convention

That hurts...deeply hurts, man.

[nads]

2. Eat a dead human
6. Set myself on fire and run into a store..
8. Were black trousers and a teal tie...

Those are kind of dumb, but hey so are mine:


1. Techno Orgy
2. meet lil' John
3. go on to the American Idol finals and shit on stage
4. watch a good, quality sequal to aliens
5. Declare myself The "AllMighty Witch King!"
6. Beat Halo 3: yep, a threequal
7. Lend my voice to a quality Simpsons episode
8. Purchase a katana and kill off a well know species *good bye house cats!*
9. do the "monster mash" *wink wink* with a person I happen to like
10. Go on a magical shopping spree for nuclear missile launchers and an H-bomb or 2.

[Majic]

• Grow old, and live on a decent fixed income.
• Two chicks at once.
• Own an Acura TL. I try to keep my car hopes reasonable.
• Have a perfect week. I know what it'll be when it comes around.
• Stay in an extremely nice hotel.
• Go shopping without any budget woes.
• Eat a good meal, without thinking of the later consequences.
• A day with no work, no fear of work, and no thought of work.
• Find out exactly what I want to do for a career.
• Take trips around the country, and badmouth stupid celebrities and politicians.
• Meet a couple of people off the forums.
• Make some sort of discovery or find that's uniquely mine.
• Have two females compete for me. Flattery is a great thing.
• Be able to sit down and have a reasonable interview with my grandparents and then parents about what their lives were like. Might have to do this pretty soon for the elderly.
• Attend a perfect party. Once again, I'll know when I've been.

There's more, of course. No list is ever complete. I'll probably think of some. Maybe even seconds from now. But since I won't feel like editing my post, they'll have to wait until later and hopefully not be forgotten.

[TheRaisin]

First, I have to say that's a much more morbid title than something like, "What You Want to Do With Your Life."
Okay, in no particular order:

1. learn Japanese (I can start on this one next year)
2. travel to Japan
3. live in Tokyo for a period no shorter than a month or so
4. get a mustard yellow Vespa moped with a big P on one side, just like Haruko has, and tour northern Japan
5. get married to... a person... this one person, in fact, that I know... I like her... a lot
6. do, y'know, *that* with a person I actually care about
7. live in Seattle
8. graduate from the University of Washington with at least a 4-year degree
9. be a voice actor for at least one high-quality, fairly well-received animated series (Kevin McDonald, Nick Bakay, and Richard Horvitz are like, my heroes in that category)
10. become some sort of scientist, either a herbologist, a geneticist, or some kind of scientist of physics, chemistry or biology, in a position where I can somehow make the world a better place
11. make my political views known, in an attempt to end the ridiculous governing of our world
12. become a manga-style artist and/or a writer (I don't care if I'm well-known... maybe an indie)
13. dabble in computer game programming and the stock market
14. make at least one person happy every single day of my life
15. be happy myself every single day of my life
16. be financially secure, with enough money to do the things I want to do
17. get a happy and meaningful ending to MegaTokyo... I always like it when the geeky, low self-esteem, nice guy gets the equally nice, attractive, intelligent, quirky and funny girl, simply because of his personality and intelligence and not because of his physical appearance, and because deep down they were absolutely made for each other, and the way it's being set up, Piro and Kimiko seem like a match made in heaven, only they both have low self-esteems and Piro is kind of clueless, and Kimiko recognizes Piro as someone who really understands her, but she hasn't realized that he likes her, nor admitted to herself that she likes him, and meanwhile all these things are going on, and I really hope Piro ends up with Kimiko, because I really like a happy ending and I can definitely relate to Piro, liking a girl a lot but thinking she doesn't like him, only in MegaTokyo she really does like him, so maybe the girl I like likes me too and if I just worked up the nerve and told her I like her she would tell me she likes me and everything would be okay

P.S. Don't let my rant turn you off from MegaTokyo. It's not just romance, it has a perfect balance of the sci-fi, the fantasy, the parody sci-fi and fantasy, the action, the high-brow comedy, the slap-stick, the romance, all just thrown in together with a cast of colorful and deep characters and portrayed in both excellent dialogue and quality manga-style art.
P.P.S. Hey wow, I just realized how many goals I have! Why am I still sitting around all mopy and not determined like a fat couch potato? I can reach those goals, dammit! I'm going to reach them!

[paramiteabe]

Make a life size 2 story ginger bread house!

And then make the worlds largest pretzel.


get drunk and have sex with Natali Portman in the ginger bread house so its nice and sweet.

Become the most famous artist of all time. And then become a famous film maker. dun dun dun!

Watch TV

eat

sleep

go to work.

I can think of more but I am lazy right now

[Fez]

2. Spoil ferill's life

well done on that one....

[oddguy]

get drunk and have sex with Natali Portman in the ginger bread house so its nice and sweet.

Why get drunk before having sex? I'd want to remember it!

[Fez]

+Be the General of Finland's pathetic excuse for an army

awwww, now don't say that. Frances army is much worse...

but if you do make it, get a new standard issue rifle, the Valmet M82 is, well, shiet.

Eat a dead human
Were black trousers and a teal tie...

the Marilyn Manson in you is coming out...

[The Red Muse]

awwww, now don't say that. Frances army is much worse...

but if you do make it, get a new standard issue rifle, the Valmet M82 is, well, shiet.

...don't tell me you have studied the finnish army system?

[nads]

the Marilyn Manson in you is coming out...

He also needs a rib removal surgery and...wait... he's already got pasty white skin.


Seriously, My buddy and I call him Onion boy.

isn't that right Onion Boy?

[Abe's son]

*stabs Kyle in the face with a spork*

11. Assist in hobos coup
12. Beat someone with a baseball bat
13. Get a car with GPS
14. Send an army of Arabs into a pepsi factory and destroy it
15. Buy Starbucks
16. Use a VR machine
17. Meet Ghand
112334123. Become a mod or admin
19. Get a Boomstick
20. Replace my hand with a chainsaw
21. Meet Bruce Campbell
22. Try to find Ryleh or Cthulhu
23. Go into space
24. Get an army of zombies.... some how, and take over a good part of the world... and then create more hot dogs than anyone in the world...


I'll let you figure that last out out.

[GrigtheSlig]

Hmm, I don't really plan to die soon, but, I still have a list anyway...

*Become an Actor and star in lots of movies with my favorite actors.
*Clone Sarah Michelle Gellar, ecelerate her growth rate until she reached my age, go out with her, and eventually marry her.
*Be considered "sexy" (To women only please)
*Make a huge mansion that I can get lost in.
*Meet the entire cast of Lord of the Rings.

I have more, but that's good for now...

[Mac the Janitor]

[*]Retire and move to Arizona.[/list]

Why?

It sucks here.

Last week on one day it was about 63 degrees, then the day after it was 93. I'm not even exaggerating. There is absolutely no transition from our 2-month winter to our 10 month summer.

[oddguy]

Ah, so that's why your location says "naked."

[Fez]

...don't tell me you have studied the finnish army system?

not all of it

[SeaRex]

Why?

It sucks here.

Last week on one day it was about 63 degrees, then the day after it was 93. I'm not even exaggerating. There is absolutely no transition from our 2-month winter to our 10 month summer.

I went to Arizona once and really enjoyed myself. Hiking to anasazi ruins and whatnot is loads of fun. I've always enjoyed Native American mythology 'n ruins 'n stuff.

And if I were to move after I retired, I wouldn't mind the warm temperature. I would probably shoot for Phoenix or Flagstaff or something.

[nads]

*stabs Kyle in the face with a spork*
12. Beat someone with a baseball bat

my face!


Man, bring on one of your mall escapades and I'll bring my bat... and a guitar.

[Majic]

Arizona sounds nice. Not only does it have a wicked name, but isn't there some serious humidity lacking there? In Dallas, after everytime it rains, it's hot, humid, and miserable. Though I'd probably miss the heavy thunderstorms and whole suburb-of-a-giant-metroplex feel if I retired from my place.