Why Fox is a crappy station in 3 easy steps
1. A glut of lousy reality shows. Seriously, Fox is the worst at this kind of garbage. Temptation Island, My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance(sp?), Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire, etc. These shows all suck.
2. They keep crappy "Legacy" shows on the air. Specifically, the Simpsons I'm sick and tired of these shows getting preferential treatment. Its sickening how high-quality shows like Futurama, Action!, Brimstone, and Family Guy get cancelled prematurely so we can watch an hour and a half or The Simpsons, Malcom in the Middle, or King of the Hill. This happens with a disturbing frequency.
3. Preemptons, bad ordering and seemingly random scheduling. How many times does a deserving show have this happen to it on Fox? Fox orders a set of episodes and says it is "really pumped" about a series. Unfortunately, marathons of crap shows and Nascar BoreHundred preempt the series and force a ton of episodes to be cut in length, started late, or not even shown at all! To show their sorrow over their idiotic business practices Fox squat-humps the series again by shuffling it all throughout the night. Its on at 6, 7, 9, or not at all. TV Guide and the Fox websites don't even list when they'll air a show so tons of people miss an episode because nobody has a friggin' clue when it will air, if at all. Since Fox was being an asshole and jerking a cool show around, the show fails to meet its ratings mark. Instead of apologizing and promising not to act like jackasses next year, Fox cancels the show mid season or during a cliffhanger.
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