A Vykker's Odd Life

[Crig]

Episode 1

It was a normal day in Oddworld.The sun was out,the industrial we're doing their jobs,and blah....Lemme introduce the main vykker character.His name is Marty.He is a young vykker and sucks in school.Let's see how he's doin' in school right now...

Marty had got done with his Rat project."Ha!It's finished!" said Marty.His teacher,Mr.Buttso,walked in front of Marty's desk."Very good,Marty.You've recieved a C+."said Mr.Buttso.Marty replied,"Now wait a minute,why the stinkin' heck did I get a C+!?"he said angerly."Cause I said so,"replied Mr.Buttso.Marty glared at Mr.Buttso and then groaned.Mr.Buttso loudly said in front of the class,"Class,now,did everyone get their projects done?"The class of vykkers all said,"Yes,Mr.Buttso!"."Ok.Good."said Mr.Buttso."Well,it's almost the end of the day.You kiddos get packed up to get ready to go home."Every vykker student went to their lockers out in the hall besides Marty."Mr.Buttso,why did you give my project a C+?I think it deserves an A+.I worked very hard on it." he said as he walked in front of Mr.Buttso's desk."Why?Do you think it matters?"replied Mr.Buttso."Uhhhhhh........Yeah.Doesn't it effect my grade on my report card?" said Marty."No.It's really just a practice."replied Mr.Buttso.Marty looked on the floor looking sad and then slowly walked out of the class room."Glad I got that over with," said Mr.Buttso.Marty ran back in the room and flipped Mr.Buttso off.Marty gasped."MARTY!!!"yelled Mr.Buttso.

Heh,so does anyone like it?I will start episode 2 when someone replies.

[VaniLLaKiLLah]

sounds cool so far, go on...

.:VaniLLaKiLLah:.

[Crig]

Thanks Vanilla!

Episode 2

Marty was coming home from school.Marty's best friend,Henry,(He's a vykker too)was walking with Marty on his way home."I can't believe Mr.Buttso gave you a C+.I thought your project was excellent,"said Henry."Ya think so?"replied Marty.Henry said back,"You bet!Can I see your pet Rat that you used for the project?"Marty replied,"Sure."Marty looked in his book bag and got his pet Rat from it."His name is Bubbles."said Marty as he was holding the Rat."Awwwww....Look at that little face."said Henry."Heh,I know.He is cute."replied Marty.Marty put Bubbles on his shoulder."So....How was detention?"said Henry."Ehehehehe....It was dumb.They made me sit in a baby chair!!!"replied Marty."Ah,that's not right."said Henry."Well,I got to get home and do my homework.See ya,Marty!"Marty replied,"See ya!"Marty entered the front door of his house and saw his mother glaring at him."Sooooooo.....Marty....How was school?"said mom as she put her arms on her hips."Er,it was good.Good!Good!Great!"replied Marty as he was sweating."Your teacher called me on the phone 3 minutes ago saying that you got a detention."said mom as she walked to Marty."He gave me a C+ on my project!!!And I worked so good on it!!!"yelled Marty."HE WHAT!?!?A C+!?!?!?!You worked hard on that project and got a C+!?"yelled Marty."Yes...."said Marty."I'm going to sue that punk!"yelled mom.

[VaniLLaKiLLah]

c'mon i need more...

.:VaniLLaKiLLah:.

[Crig]

Episode 3

Marty and his mom pulled into the parking slot of the court room.They went inside the court and met Mr.Buttso there."Why!?Why are you sueing me!?"said Mr.Buttso angerly."You need a reason why you gave my son a C+ on his project!!!"said mom angerly.Before Mr.Buttso could reply,Marty's mom said,"Save it to the judge!"Marty's mom grabbed Marty's hand and they went up to the witness stand.Mr.Buttso went to the other.The judge walks in the room."ALL RISE!!NOWWW!!!!!!!"said the balief.Everyone stood up."Ok,ok,sit,sit,sit.Now,Anna(Marty's mom),why did you sue Mr.Buttso?"said the judge."Well,my son was working on a project in Mr.Buttso's class.He worked very hard on it,and would you look at that!Mr.Buttso gave him a frikken C+!"replied Anna.Everyone in the court room looked at Mr.Buttso."And why did you give this young little boy a C+?"said the judge."Well,I thought of it!I wanted to give him a C+ for fun!"replied Mr.Buttso."BOO!!You suck!!!"said the audience as they threw vegetables at Mr.Buttso."Now stop it!You don't throw vegetables at a nice teacher...You throw rocks at him!"said the judge."YEAH!"said the audience as they threw hard rocks at Mr.Buttso."Ok,Mr.Buttso,you owe this nice,kind,little boy 50000 moolah,"said the judge."WAAHHH!!I want my mommy!!"sobed Mr.Buttso as he ran out of the court room."Let's go home."said Anna."YIPEE!50000 moolah!!!Oh yeah,oh yeah,oh yeah,yeah,yeah."said Marty as he walked out of the room."Marty,be quiet."

[VaniLLaKiLLah]

go on, please...

.:VaniLLaKiLLah:.

[Crig]

Sorry for the long delay everyone.I haven't been on for a few weeks.Well,here's episode 4!

Episode 4

50000 moolah was donated to Marty's mother and himself.Marty was flat-ass rich.He became so rich that...the people of Oddworld decided to have him just as bossy as a glukkon glock star.Marty was in his mansion with his mother that they just bought a few days ago."Ahhhh...This is thee life," said Marty laying back on a chair with full of moolah bags in the room."I sure showed Mr.Buttso's who's boss!" said Marty.Someone knocked on Marty's door."Come in!" yelled Marty.The door opened slightly ajar and then a few moments later the door fully opened.The person entered the room."Hey Marty.How's it goin'?"said Marty's friend,Henry."Why hello Henry!" replied Marty."Hey,I was wonderin",said Henry as he had his hands behind his back and moving his foot around."Can I have some moolah from my best buddy?"Marty replied,"Sure!"Marty tossed a bag of moolah to Henry."Aww sweet!Thanks man!You rock!"said Henry in a excited way."So,how's Bubbles the rat?"said Henry."He's doin' fine."said Marty.Bubbles crawled up Marty's back and sat on his shoulder.Bubbles was smoking a cigar and had sunglasses on."Heh,looks like the rodent is rich too."laughed Henry."Hey,wanna explore my new house?"said Marty."Sure,why not?"replied Henry."Ok.But here's a hint:Don't get lost!"said Marty.

[Abe-gun]

Very good. Splendid! It rocks! Woohoo! Yea baby! Bah, enough said. Exacly how rich snobs ---- I mean people ---- are.

[T-nex]

Hih! This story is great fun!! I really enjoy reading it Keep it UP

[Crig]

Thanks Abe-gun and T-nex!

Episode 5

Marty (And his little friend,Bubbles) showed Henry the house.Marty opened the door to the kitchen."Wow.Just look at this!" gasped Henry."The fridgerator is huge!"Marty replied,"You won't believe this!"Marty opened the closet door in the kitchen.There we're rows of Scrab cakes,Paramite pies,and even Meech Munchies,SoulStorm Brew,and canned Gabbiar inside the kitchen closet."You have Meech Munchies!?They don't even sell 'em anymore!"surprised Henry."How did you get them?Marty wispered,"It's a secret."Henry replied,"Ohhh...Ok.I see."They bothed walked out of the kitchen and walked to the 2nd floor of the mansion.(There are 3 floors)Marty opened the door to the office."Awwweeeeeeee" said Henry.Marty opened a drawer full of computer video games.Henry looked in it.Henry gasped."You got Fuzzle Tester Tycoon!!!" yelled Henry."You bet!" said Marty.They walked out of the room.Marty showed his room to Henry,then his mom's room,and ya da ya da ya da.Marty showed every room in his mansion.It was 6:00 PM."Well,it's getting late.I better go home now."said Henry."Adios!"said Marty."Bye!"replied Henry."Honey!We're going to go out and eat chinese food!Does Henry wanna come?" yelled Marty's mom from across the hall.Henry paused and looked at Marty."Do you want to call your parents to see if your aloud?"said Marty."Sure!Why not?" said Henry.Henry called his parents and they said it was Ok."Well,let's go eat some chinese!"said Marty's mom.

[T-nex]

Wow! He's got the new Fuzzle tester Tycoon!! I always wanted to have that game.