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  #1  
11-14-2003, 10:46 AM
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I don't usually post links ... but a friend showed me this one ... and it's lame but fun too...

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/advice_index.html

Go on, get some advice from the Advice Bunny.

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11-14-2003, 12:02 PM
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11-14-2003, 07:07 PM
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Your question was:

Your advice stinks. Do you prefer burials over cremations?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Not a chance.


EDIT:
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Question: Is Jonny gay?
Bunny's Response: Yeah. Duh.
Duck's Response: The bunny is usually wrong, but this time he is 100% right!
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11-14-2003, 07:15 PM
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Q. is my sister a man?

A. I'll tell you this: It's definately possible
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11-14-2003, 07:57 PM
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You asked:
Do you like marmite?
Bunny's Response:
It seems likely...
Strange advice!
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11-14-2003, 08:12 PM
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Your question was:

Do you have male AND female genitalia?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Yeah, ahhhh.... I don't know, but nice icon by the way. Check the Terms of Use for a new one.


Wow...wait, huh?
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11-14-2003, 09:12 PM
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Question: Poop.

Bunny's Response: I hope you don't take this too hard but the answer is no.

Duck's Response: The bunny didn't leave much room for any other possibility. I'm going to go with him on this one.

EDIT:

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Question: What's Alcar's real sexuality?

Bunny's Response: Yes of course, you silly person you.

Duck's Response: Well the bunny finally got one right. His answer is correct.

Oh, that Alcar...always inventing new sexualities...
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11-14-2003, 10:42 PM
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Originally posted by Mac the Janitor
Oh, that Alcar...always inventing new sexualities...
Won't you come and be a no then?

Alcar...
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11-14-2003, 11:39 PM
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I proposed to the bunny and he said yes! I'm so happy! we haven't set a date yet, but I'm thinking around easter.

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11-15-2003, 02:25 AM
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Your question was:

Are you just a picture?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

I am the all-knowing advice bunny. The answer to your question is... NO.

Hmmz seems like the Bunny is real.... not just some pixels on a computer screen...
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11-15-2003, 04:35 AM
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Your question was:

Wank?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Shhhh. I'm not supposed to tell.

The Advice Duck says:

Okay, don't let the bunny know I told you this but the answer to your question is no.
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Your question was:

Hello

The Advice Bunny's response is:

The voices in my head say yes.
He's clever on so many different levels.
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11-15-2003, 05:04 AM
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Your question was: Are you always wrong? The Advice Bunny's response is: Yeah. I think so. But then again, what do I know.
WE'VE BEEN TRICKED! KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Wait a second:
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Your question was: Did you kill the duck by drowning him in his pond? The Advice Bunny's response is: Not a chance


O well thats ok.
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11-15-2003, 05:35 AM
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Your question was:

Do you tell the truth?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

For a good looking person like you? Anything's possible.

Wtf???
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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God.
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