Ask a stupid question, get a supid answer -

OANST · #**571** 10-27-2003, 12:11 AM

A. I would assume so.

Q. would you like to lick my tumors?

Majic · #**572** 10-27-2003, 01:14 AM

A. Hell yea.

Q. Would anyone like a pair of Fax's nipples I tore off? (Or, at least I think they might be his)

oddguy · #**573** 10-27-2003, 02:48 AM

A: Nah, that's okay. I already have my own nipple collection!

Q: Who wants my unused goat slippers with real crotch kicking technoledgy?

Xakara · #**574** 10-28-2003, 12:13 PM

My goat wants them! Charlie(my goat) Would marry them and have small slipper babie!!

Q: Who wants to marry my monkeyflashlight?

Lemming · #**575** 10-28-2003, 12:30 PM

A: The evil, demented sock from underneath my sofa

Q: Why am I so strange and freaky?

Splat · #**576** 10-29-2003, 11:38 AM

A. Because you're named after a creature that throws itself off a cliff every year and because you are an Oddword fan and Oddworld burns our brains! WOO!

Q. Why do I keep saying woo all of a sudden?

Xakara · #**577** 10-30-2003, 05:00 AM

A: Because your socks smell bad!
Q: Who wants to Buy me??

T-nex · #**578** 10-31-2003, 11:21 AM

A: WOW!Is there a producy called "ME"?

Q: No, Really IS there a Product called "Me"?

Splat · #**579** 10-31-2003, 12:55 PM

A. Yes, it's a miniture camera stuck to a flea that will go anywhere you put it so you can spy on your pets fur.

Q. Why is this fuzzle -->

...............................so sad?

Xakara · #**580** 11-04-2003, 09:49 AM

A: Because it has a giant hamster stuck to it's throat!

Q: Why does my sock shrink every time i throw it at my window?

nads · #**581** 11-04-2003, 08:56 PM

because you touch yourself at night.

are dead people allowed to kill one person they don't like in heaven?

racla · #**582** 11-05-2003, 04:16 AM

A: Yes they should be allowed....it sure would make heaven more attractive

Q: Isnt having a sausage roll in a bread roll jus ironic? it jus defys the reason of it being a sausage roll....

CarboN · #**583** 11-05-2003, 04:35 AM

Only if you kick a tree behind your house

Why should I have a tree behind my house?

Xakara · #**584** 11-05-2003, 03:48 PM

A: Because your guineapigs will live on top of it.

Q: Why are my rabbitshoes fighting each other?

Abeguy · #**585** 11-05-2003, 07:31 PM

A: because a nazi shaddap!

Q: Why am i so cool?

Splat · #**586** 11-06-2003, 04:18 PM

A. You? Cool? Yeah... Nah, just kiddin!

It's cause your banner is a new topic!

Q. why does chocolate milk taste like chocolate and milk but milk chocolate doesn't taste like milk and chocolate?

Glukkon killer · #**587** 11-06-2003, 04:52 PM

Because you scramble in bed

Do you love gays?

whElk · #**588** 11-06-2003, 04:56 PM

A. Hell no.. I mean yea.. I mean..

Q.Why do starfish transvestites commit a homicide each Sinister?

Splat · #**589** 11-09-2003, 01:28 PM

A. What the fuzz are you going on about?!

Q. Why do all the topics here mension sex in some way, even if they're about things like your favourite kind of bread?

Abeguy · #**590** 11-10-2003, 07:12 PM

A: my bread is whole SPLAT!

Q: are you gay???

Xakara · #**591** 11-11-2003, 09:52 AM

A: Of course not!
Q: Why does my friend have a stick in her hand?

Splat · #**592** 11-11-2003, 03:57 PM

A. Don't STOP AND READ ALL OF THISbecause by that time you will have been beaten mercilessly by your "friend!" THE STICK WILL NOT BE USED AS A WEOPON but to block your futile attempts to escape the beating. YOU MUST not STAY STILL any longerbut run NOW. Do not STOP TO PLAY GAMES WITH YOUR FRIEND!

Q. Why does cheese taste like cheese when it could taste like chicken?

Abeguy · #**593** 11-11-2003, 07:14 PM

A: cause liver tastes like rubber

Q: Why are little kids so annoying?

Xakara · #**594** 11-12-2003, 04:53 AM

A: Because they don't have any sock's
Q:Why is my cow trying to kick my cat's furry little ass?

Splat · #**595** 11-12-2003, 08:45 AM

A: Because your cow is eeevil!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

CarboN · #**596** 11-12-2003, 09:23 AM

Because vegetables started to laugh on the other side of the road
Why vegetables are so mean?

Xakara · #**597** 11-12-2003, 09:28 AM

Because they know, that evil stick's try to eat all the marmelade.
Why is my friend laughin hysterically with a shotgun in her hand?

CarboN · #**598** 11-12-2003, 09:40 AM

cuz I'd like to eat you
should I finish my sandwich?

Xakara · #**599** 11-12-2003, 10:02 AM

No. You should stuck it up your ass.
Does anybody love Me???

Glukkon killer · #**600** 11-12-2003, 05:02 PM

A: Yell yeah!, raaaaaaaooooooooooooowwwwwwww!

Q: whoever replies to this fancies me. OUI?