Ask a stupid question, get a supid answer -

Splat · #**541** 10-11-2003, 06:51 AM

A. Only if you ate cheese for breakfast for a year, then farted the biggest fart ever that blew up the Earth.

Q. Did anyone know that if you fart into a small box constantly for 50 years you would gather enough energy to power an atomic bomb?

big bro boogie · #**542** 10-11-2003, 07:28 AM

hey now ya mensiond it ... my box got a hole.

Q: ever tought about SPONGEBOB SCUAREDPANTS dansing without pants?

CarboN · #**543** 10-11-2003, 01:47 PM

A Of course!
Q. Would you eat elephants from your shoe?

oddguy · #**544** 10-11-2003, 05:36 PM

A: Only if I had written permission from a homeless sheep named Pete.

Q: How many homeless sheep do you know?

Mojo · #**545** 10-11-2003, 05:55 PM

A: Too many, and they spam too much

Q: How long will it take 'till this thread is closed???

oddguy · #**546** 10-11-2003, 06:33 PM

A: Quite soon since nobody has anything better to do.

Q: Who is Mr. Monkey?

Hobo · #**547** 10-12-2003, 05:59 AM

:

Originally posted by AlphaScrab
A: Too many, and they spam too much

Q: How long will it take 'till this thread is closed???

AlphaScrab, you got it wrong, this is a Stupid questions thread, that question is valid....

Joshy · #**548** 10-12-2003, 06:22 AM

There are no stupid questions, only stupid people asking questions.

Splat · #**549** 10-12-2003, 04:25 PM

Mr Monkey owns a Swedish planet making factory positioned in the heart of Bulgaria (wherever that is)

Where's Bulgaria?

Majic · #**550** 10-12-2003, 04:52 PM

...meh...

I go through reading this thread, and I see multiple people arguing in it, asking for it to be closed, etc... Some of the spam and stuff in this thread comes from just that. How many times have I said this before? It only takes 1 person to say a thread needs closed, and they should explain why.

I've found this relatively pointless thread easy to ignore due to the fact its one freaking thread, and I have enough stuff in my life to think about other than checking every single thread in OT. C'mon guys, ONE thread.

And until this either gets closed or dies out, I expect to see no one else attempt to start an argument, rally to get this closed, or incessantly complain.

Have fun

Anyways....

A. I really don't know, someplace in Europe I'd wager

?

Q. Does anyone else find it amazingly cool taht you can drink a softdrink can down far enough to balance it on the 2 ridges at the bottom, to make it stand at a dangerously easy to spill angle yet have it safely roll around in circles? Wheeeee!

big bro boogie · #**551** 10-13-2003, 09:39 AM

yes i do

does anyone cares this thread is filled up with spam

(i dont)

Splat · #**552** 10-13-2003, 06:37 PM

A. Yes, but i think what you just said counts as spam and maybe you shouild go and read what Magic just said.

Q. Who thinks Big Bro boogie should go and read what Magic just said?

oddguy · #**553** 10-13-2003, 10:30 PM

A: *raises hand* I mean.....what?!

Q: Why is the sky so sad?

Majic · #**554** 10-13-2003, 11:46 PM

A. Because its in a constant state of constipation.

Q. What would happen if a deer got high?

Splat · #**555** 10-14-2003, 02:16 PM

A. *Shudders* nasty mental image alert!

Q. Why did Majic have to bring that up?

oddguy · #**556** 10-14-2003, 06:19 PM

A: To show us the error of our ways.

Q: Wait a second.....what was the error in our ways?

-oddguy

Splat · #**557** 10-16-2003, 04:37 PM

A. Not knowing the error of our ways!

Q. Why is it that really good threadsreach page 14 in almost no time and really dumb threads last the best part of a year? I miss the mod song... and the "which mythological creature are you?" test!

Blitz · #**558** 10-19-2003, 08:21 AM

A/ errrrrrrrrrrrrrr................... because life sucks!????

Q/ how come whenever u ring a wrong number its never engaged?

Splat · #**559** 10-22-2003, 04:07 PM

A: Cause we are being punished for being dumb. It's worse when your meant to be phoning home and you somehow mannage to dial your best amte instead of your Mum or something like that

Q: WHY OH WHY OH WHY?!

GrigtheSlig · #**560** 10-24-2003, 12:19 AM

A. You poor thing...

Q. I was gone from OWF for a while... Was I missed?

CarboN · #**561** 10-24-2003, 04:35 AM

A.) Yes, you were missed in a dark forest
(

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Q.) If two rats would eat my brains and poop them in the forest, what number I would think?

Splat · #**562** 10-24-2003, 10:52 AM

A. 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

Q. Why is EVERYTHING going wrong for me all of a sudden?

CarboN · #**563** 10-24-2003, 12:48 PM

A.)Cuz those rats in my cellar say so
(And you have to eat more porridge)

Q.) What if my shoelace would be untied?

big bro boogie · #**564** 10-25-2003, 11:15 AM

yould bump into abe

whats wrong with a mud forest called bush?

whElk · #**565** 10-25-2003, 01:49 PM

A: The inhabitants were warned off by the seed of the lord, just as an atomic bomb hit the annual rectum convention...

Q: What kind of scantily clad starfish infected The Orange Peel Sinister?

big bro boogie · #**566** 10-25-2003, 04:18 PM

a sstarfish called bush

who eates spooce for dinner

CarboN · #**567** 10-25-2003, 05:35 PM

All the things that shine in the dark

Can I eat a sandwich?

oddguy · #**568** 10-26-2003, 01:17 AM

A: Only if you have permission from the sandwich's mother.

Q: What kind of mother would let you eat her child?!

Sekto Springs · #**569** 10-26-2003, 01:41 AM

oh shu'p! this thread us stupid!

big bro boogie · #**570** 10-26-2003, 08:55 AM

yours

would my mom let me be eaten