Ask a stupid question, get a supid answer -

oddguy · #**511** 09-30-2003, 05:30 PM

A: The cough medicine makes you want to vomit, so you take pepto bismol. The pepto makes you itchy, so you take an anti-histamine. The anti-histamine makes you sleepy, so you take something to keep you awake. Then you die!!!

Q: Does that really happen?

GrigtheSlig · #**512** 09-30-2003, 07:47 PM

A. YUP...

Q. Why was oddguy such an idiot when he gave out our address?

oddguy · #**513** 10-02-2003, 03:34 AM

A: He was under the influence of a giant half-turkey, half-reptilain she-god named Lola the 2nd!

Q: Why does sligslinger hate this thread so much?

paramiteabe · #**514** 10-02-2003, 10:45 AM

A: Because the penguins had to fall to the bottom of the Universe

Q: If I am made out of chicken wire what is the capital of the Coconut?

Splat · #**515** 10-02-2003, 04:50 PM

A. Well, duh! It's penecillin, obviousely! Any fool knows that!

Q. Was my schools heating system going boom and us not having to go to school tomorrow (

) the result of freak accident or vandalism?

*throws party and dances round the room naked*

oddguy · #**516** 10-02-2003, 09:06 PM

A: It was the result of extreme mind control. You all didn't want to go to school so much that the heating system went kablooie just by the mere power of your minds!

Q: What else can you do with your mind?

big bro boogie · #**517** 10-03-2003, 10:02 AM

throw em all outsiide

what diid ya just mensiioned?

oddguy · #**518** 10-03-2003, 05:51 PM

A: Something obviously!

Q: Who is the sexiest member of OWF?

Sekto Springs · #**519** 10-04-2003, 08:24 PM

:

Originally posted by oddguy
A: He was under the influence of a giant half-turkey, half-reptilain she-god named Lola the 2nd!

Q: Why does sligslinger hate this thread so much?

ive explained it once already...

:

Originally posted by paramiteabe
A: Because the penguins had to fall to the bottom of the Universe

never put words in my mouth

A: that'd be me

oddguy · #**520** 10-04-2003, 11:31 PM

Ummmmm, okay.

Once again, my Q:Who is the sexiest member of OWF?

-oddguy

Sekto Springs · #**521** 10-05-2003, 02:40 AM

did you not read the bottom part,,,,

i answered your damn question

oddguy · #**522** 10-05-2003, 03:55 AM

Sorry, I must've missed that.
Anyway, stop being a jerk, sligslinger. I know you're in a bad mood, but stop going around and making people notice! Get over it! I was going to say this sooner, but you made me some really nice banners, so I thought I'd let you cool off. Well, you're still acting up, so I had to say something. I like you, but if you keep this up, no one will like you. I'm saying this as a friend. Just some Tuff luv, that's all!

-oddguy

Splat · #**523** 10-05-2003, 09:50 AM

Really couldn't have put that better myself.

Q. When I was going to St Ives, I met a man with 7 wives, the 7 wives had 7 sacks, the 7 sacks had 7 cats, the 7 cats had 7 kittens, the 7 kittens had 7 rats. The seven rats had 7 chives, HOW MANY PEOPLE DID I MEET ON THE WAY TO ST IVES ASSUMING THESE WERE THE ONLY PEOPLE I MET ON THE WAY?

ethan · #**524** 10-06-2003, 04:17 AM

A: ok well i think that there was 8 people that you met.

Q: IF PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT AND NO ONE IS PERFECT WHY PRACTICE?

Ethan

OANST · #**525** 10-06-2003, 09:20 PM

Because the brain that suctions doesn't function.

Q. Anybody miss me?

P.S. I'm at the library

oddguy · #**526** 10-07-2003, 12:09 AM

A: Yes!!!! It's good to see that you stopped by. I'm so happy!

Q: Who wants to kiss old and not so tasty?

Hobo · #**527** 10-07-2003, 03:19 PM

This thread has become a haven for Post hunters... not that it wasn't in the first place.Close it...

Splat · #**528** 10-07-2003, 04:27 PM

NO, DON'T CLOSE THIS! i IS LIKIN IT! (ECXEPT FOR THE SPAM)

Anyway,

A. Uhhh, No comment!

Q. Why is Hobo tryin to burn our thread? (appart from the spam)

Hobo · #**529** 10-07-2003, 05:36 PM

A: Because he is a minor God....

Joshy · #**530** 10-07-2003, 11:26 PM

:

Originally posted by Splat

Q. When I was going to St Ives, I met a man with 7 wives, the 7 wives had 7 sacks, the 7 sacks had 7 cats, the 7 cats had 7 kittens, the 7 kittens had 7 rats. The seven rats had 7 chives, HOW MANY PEOPLE DID I MEET ON THE WAY TO ST IVES ASSUMING THESE WERE THE ONLY PEOPLE I MET ON THE WAY?

OMFG you guys are so stupid. He only met 1 person.

I met A MAN which has 7 wives, but he didnt meet the wives did he? he only met the man. OMFG you guys are so stupid...

Q. Should Josh be made a super admin?

picturey · #**531** 10-08-2003, 12:20 AM

NO!!!!! q: is this my first post?

spliff_kid · #**532** 10-08-2003, 12:03 PM

(a)yes i think this is ur first post!
(Q)doe's poo taste good?

Splat · #**533** 10-08-2003, 04:02 PM

A. couldn't say I've ever tried it, but if I had to give an educated guess, I would say... YES! Simply because all healthy things (eg. cough medicine) taste vile and all unhealthy things (eg. sugar) taste really really realy nice. And Poo is supposed to be really unhealthy.

Q. Did anyone else notice that if you switch the first to letters in vile and nice to get to still real words (vice and Nile)?

Q2. Does noticing that mean there is something seriously wrong with me?

oddguy · #**534** 10-09-2003, 06:35 PM

:

Originally posted by hobo
This thread has become a haven for Post hunters... not that it wasn't in the first place.Close it...

The whole thread is senseless spam, but sometimes I find it great stress relief to post spam in a thread where I know I can get away with it.

-oddguy

CarboN · #**535** 10-10-2003, 02:23 PM

A. Yes, that was the meaning of my life to notice those sweet words
A2.No, because I noticed that first!
Q. What am I thinking?
Q2. Was Abe Lincoln related to Abe?

Hobo · #**536** 10-10-2003, 02:30 PM

:

Originally posted by oddguy
The whole thread is senseless spam, but sometimes I find it great stress relief to post spam in a thread where I know I can get away with it.

-oddguy

Come on, close it, even person above you, had more meaning than this...

oddguy · #**537** 10-10-2003, 06:00 PM

I don't really care if this thread is closed down or not, but may I just point something out. If there is a place for the spamers to spam, they won't spam in the threads of intelligence. So wouldn't it be better to have one thread dedicated to spamers, rather than no spam thread and the spamers wreaking havok in all the other threads?

-oddguy

Joshy · #**538** 10-11-2003, 02:59 AM

:

Originally posted by oddguy
I don't really care if this thread is closed down or not, but may I just point something out. If there is a place for the spamers to spam, they won't spam in the threads of intelligence. So wouldn't it be better to have one thread dedicated to spamers, rather than no spam thread and the spamers wreaking havok in all the other threads?

-oddguy

Spam in welcome and birthday...

oddguy · #**539** 10-11-2003, 05:03 AM

Spamers could have fun in Welcome and Birthday, but they want to get higher in rank as they spam!

-oddguy

GrigtheSlig · #**540** 10-11-2003, 05:34 AM

*gasp* I was only gone for a short while... and now they're trying to close the "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer" thread! Do what you must, but I do like this thread...

:

Q. What am I thinking? Q2. Was Abe Lincoln related to Abe?

A1. About my pet weasle, Maxwell...

A2. Why... yes, i'm glad you asked... they were born at the same time, and from the same mother...

Q. But does that mean that Abe Lincon's mom is Sam, or is Abe's mom... Abe Lincons mom?