A. are living cause this giant in the sky got bored and invented these really realistic talking dolls with free will. He was really nice to his doll and even found a way of getting them to reproduce. Then his dolls decided they didn't need him, any more than they need triagnometry and they took over his land and kicked him out. He at first gave them loads of gifts to try and win back there affections, like alcohol and sugar, but it didn't work so he got angry. He turned all the good things he'd given them in to bad things (like hangovers and fatness) and added a load of other bad things (like wasps, poisonous snakes, winny the pooh). And that is why feet smell.
Q1 Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Q2. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Q3. Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there.... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it."
Q4. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Q5. If wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Q6. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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*Shoots Joshy* HAHA! 
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