Ask a stupid question, get a supid answer -

oddguy · #**421** 09-15-2003, 04:02 AM

A: I wouldn't qualify that guy as a hero.

Q: Who's scared of clowns?

LuLu_Fund · #**422** 09-15-2003, 07:04 AM

A: Clownophobics

Q: What's the best tanning lotion to use, and why?

big bro boogie · #**423** 09-15-2003, 07:36 AM

A: shin chan lotion

Q: why xbox or playstatoin

The Red Muse · #**424** 09-15-2003, 01:40 PM

A: Look between the eggs and mayonnaise dear--you'll find all of your answers there, trust me, I know...

Q: Why is it that I see vacuum cleaners in the roof every time I have a fever?

paramiteabe · #**425** 09-15-2003, 02:10 PM

Because the Vacuum cleaners are on the ground, that eat you and go round and round hehe.

lalalalalala

Q: Are you a Mocker or a rocker?

big bro boogie · #**426** 09-15-2003, 02:31 PM

im a bigbro bud

what am i
(tip look above)

paramiteabe · #**427** 09-15-2003, 02:34 PM

A: I got it I got it I got it, a cookie on Steroids!

Q: Am I an onion?

Mojo · #**428** 09-15-2003, 03:20 PM

A: No, but you resemble a Leek in a certain way...

Q: Will we ever set foot on Jupiter???

big bro boogie · #**429** 09-15-2003, 04:05 PM

yes because killer bunnys are forcing us

wil bunniys ever take over the world

Abe's son · #**430** 09-15-2003, 11:27 PM

Prolly not, because we'll all get cancer from your spelling before they do.

Why is it I spontainisly combust...

OANST · #**431** 09-16-2003, 12:43 AM

A. Because I hate you and force it to happen

Q. Why do I hate him? hint(cause he smells like urinal cakes)hint

oddguy · #**432** 09-16-2003, 01:12 AM

:

Originally posted by old and not so tasty
Q. Why do I hate him? hint(cause he smells like urinal cakes)hint [/B]

A: Couldn't have said it better myself.

Q: Whaddya eatin?

The Red Muse · #**433** 09-16-2003, 07:06 AM

A: At least I have something to eat!

Q:Who's the forum weirdo?

oddguy · #**434** 09-16-2003, 07:15 AM

Q: Me!

And proud of it baby!

A: Who's the forum loozer?

The Red Muse · #**435** 09-16-2003, 07:16 AM

A: That must be me! Hurray! *dances*

Q:S'cuse me, but what was it again?

big bro boogie · #**436** 09-16-2003, 03:16 PM

don't ask me ask AbeBabe

wy did i do that???

Mojo · #**437** 09-16-2003, 04:17 PM

A: Cuz you like to do the Big Bro Boogie (Starts dancing the BBB)

B: Why is the sky pink?

Fez · #**438** 09-16-2003, 04:45 PM

A. 'cause then it will be sunny the nest day!

Q. why didnt i know that technically NOA&L had a space open for mods? (i'm so ticked off i didnt know!)

OANST · #**439** 09-16-2003, 08:33 PM

A. uhhh... Sugary pete machine.

Q. uhhh... Sugary pete machine?

oddguy · #**440** 09-16-2003, 09:58 PM

A: I'm confused.

Q: Why am I confused?

Splat · #**441** 09-17-2003, 09:31 AM

A. Because your front brain doesn't know whats happening but it doesn't want to look dumb so it tells you that everyone is farting the national anthem but your back brain knows that doesn't make sense so it says nothing is happening but the front brain knows something is happening so it says that everyone is farting the national anthem so the 2 parts of your brain get in to a big fight. If you here little voices in your head, don't worry, that's just your brains arguing.

Q. How do you control what musical tones your farts come out at?

OANST · #**442** 09-17-2003, 04:38 PM

A. I just shove a sax up my ass

Q. Is a tasty treat a figment John Belushis imagination?

LuLu_Fund · #**443** 09-17-2003, 05:28 PM

No, a tasty treat is a figment OF John Belushi's imagination.

Q: Why is Coca Cola called Coca Cola?

GrigtheSlig · #**444** 09-17-2003, 07:10 PM

A. Because it has drugs in it...*Takes a long drink* I feel funny!

Q. When is it right to find a rat in your pants and bite it's head off? *Talking to rat* STOP NIBBLING!

oddguy · #**445** 09-17-2003, 10:24 PM

A: It would be perfectly normal if you lived in the 1830's. Back then there was a company that sold rats soley for the purpose of crawlin' in yer pants. This was before man invented stripers, so that's how they used to get their yaya's. Yes, there was occasional nibbling involved, but that didn't stop anyone!

Q: Why would Grig want to bite off the head of a rat that's doin' him a favor?

GrigtheSlig · #**446** 09-17-2003, 11:02 PM

A. It bit off my head first!

Q. Why does Oddguy question my athority?

oddguy · #**447** 09-18-2003, 12:56 AM

:

Originally posted by GrigtheSlig
Q. Why does Oddguy question my athority?

A: How can you have authority when you don't even know how to spell it?

Q: Who would you say is most popular on zee forums?

LuLu_Fund · #**448** 09-18-2003, 10:07 AM

A: MunchUser8849220

Q: Why is Abe called Abe?

paramiteabe · #**449** 09-18-2003, 03:04 PM

Because he is Mr. Black!

Q: What do poop monsters do at night last week at night, which I want that now at night?

wow

big bro boogie · #**450** 09-18-2003, 03:36 PM

?huh?

why me whymewhymewhymewhymeeeeeeeeeee

im so sad