Finish the sentence game 2 -

Forbidden Paradise · #**451** 09-13-2003, 11:09 PM

...Yogi woke up and had realised he had accidently scratched the hell out of Agent Smith's face while he was asleep. What gay adventures lay ahead of Yogi? One's possibly involving Saddam, or even JTC? Yogi ventured out of his cave, and there was Ranger Ted, holding his long...

oddling · #**452** 09-13-2003, 11:16 PM

John Silvers plate full of crispy fishy stuff for him to eat. After having a horrible greasy breakfast of Long John Silvers, *thats a cheesy fast food fish place FYI* Yogi went to go take a really big dump. After the whole forest died from his stench, he desided to...

Oddling l:c l

oddguy · #**453** 09-14-2003, 12:01 AM

......make toilets that vacumed the smell into a collection center located in.....

(Nice to see ya here, oddling.

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MrBoj · #**454** 09-14-2003, 03:48 AM

...at the center of the earth! It sure is hot down there, you see. The smell of methane would not affect anything down there, except the Rockmen. Speaking of Rockmen....

Forbidden Paradise · #**455** 09-14-2003, 09:23 AM

...they were so stupid not to know that Methane is highly flammable! The entire centre of the earth exploded, blowing half the continents into space! With the alien race now controlling half of the world's countries, there was only one thing Yogi had up his sleeve to save the day...

OANST · #**456** 09-16-2003, 12:52 AM

...with. A giant enema which he used to...

oddguy · #**457** 09-16-2003, 02:12 AM

....play as bagpipes! The sound destroted the alien race and half the world was now in peace, while the othe half....

OANST · #**458** 09-16-2003, 08:34 PM

...vomited blood and shat urine scat until...

oddguy · #**459** 09-16-2003, 09:55 PM

......some alien race captured the humans, neutered them, then sold them as pets to......

OANST · #**460** 09-17-2003, 04:42 PM

....me. I then used my slaves to build a new world headquarters that contained in the middle a gladiater arena where....

LuLu_Fund · #**461** 09-17-2003, 05:18 PM

... I once used to suck my thumb and scream "chu chu". Everyone in the arena stuffed themselves with....

GrigtheSlig · #**462** 09-17-2003, 07:04 PM

...frog intestines. They thought it was really good! Anyway, so then...

oddguy · #**463** 09-18-2003, 01:23 AM

......the games begun and creatures from all over the universe were making their way to old and not so tasty's gladiator arena! First up was Hoog, the one-legged centipede and Bob. This looked to be a good battle, but afterwards old and not so tasty was mad and killed a couple of his neutered human pets for fun because the gladiator match only lasted....

LuLu_Fund · #**464** 09-18-2003, 10:18 AM

9 years. So then he came up with a new solution to...

oddguy · #**465** 09-18-2003, 09:08 PM

.....kill the gladiators if the match lasted longer than five minutes! The next match was....

GrigtheSlig · #**466** 09-18-2003, 11:25 PM

...MS. Piggy VS. the Coca Cola polar bear. The fight lasted for a while, but the victor was...

oddguy · #**467** 09-19-2003, 01:07 AM

Coca Cola Bear! He shoved a Coke bottle down her throat and she died! Everyone cheered! This even made old and not so tasty smile for at least a second. But then, the beer was hungry...and I mean really hungry! The bear then....

GrigtheSlig · #**468** 09-19-2003, 02:10 AM

...ran up my leg and mollested me! Can you believe him! So I...

oddguy · #**469** 09-20-2003, 12:59 AM

....ran to my mummy, but she wasn't home. So I hid under the...

GrigtheSlig · #**470** 09-20-2003, 06:36 PM

...seat of a very fat women! So i was waiting, and suddenly, the chair colapsed! I think I died, cause a bunch of people are screaming and running around in circles while they're on fire! I wonder why... Anyway so this guy came up to me and said...

OANST · #**471** 09-20-2003, 08:25 PM

....you are not dead but if you want to continue living you must kill the one they call old and not so tasty for his gladiator arena is an affront to the universe. Grig then took out a bazooka (which he had been hiding in his jockstrap) and...

oddguy · #**472** 09-20-2003, 09:08 PM

.....played it like a flute, which made such horrible music! The music was so bad it....

OANST · #**473** 09-21-2003, 11:00 PM

...it made blood drip from all the light fixtures and....

oddguy · #**474** 09-22-2003, 01:41 AM

....started Vince Gills singing career again!

Now everyone named....

GrigtheSlig · #**475** 09-22-2003, 01:29 PM

...Elsalvador was murdering their second cousins for fun, but that's really not important to the story. Anyway, so Grig (ME!) decided that the bazooka playing wasn't working out for him, so he decided that he wanted to DIE! So he stuck the barrel of the bazooka down his throat and shot!

Luckily he put the wrong side of the bazooka in his mouth and acidentilly shot and destryed old and not so tasty's Gladiator arena! HAHA! BUt old and not so tasty wasn't there, he was....

oddguy · #**476** 09-22-2003, 02:14 PM

.....at a sleezy motel with....

GrigtheSlig · #**477** 09-22-2003, 04:17 PM

...Krystal Glass, the hottest model on this side of the atlantic! So her and old and not so tasty are...

oddguy · #**478** 09-22-2003, 09:48 PM

....makin' sweet love when all of the sudden....

GrigtheSlig · #**479** 09-22-2003, 11:11 PM

...Betsey the cow walks in with John the clone cow #75 (cause while we where away from his story, some of them died.) So, old and not so tasty killed JTCC 75! Then he laughed and killed Betsey too, and contunued with Krystal Glass. And after he was done, he...

oddguy · #**480** 09-23-2003, 02:09 AM

....he left her at the hotel with the hefty bill! Krystal was so mad at old and not so tasty that she....