....be a used car salesman and got a job selling cars, but apparently the manager of the dealership was a drugdealer as well and got John involved with....
...smuggling drugs into foreign countries by hiding them inside of his excessively large...
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...the delivery of John The Pimp Cow's very own manure. Obviously hot on the market, he had to start his own crime racket. This involved...
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"Why do you have to quote others when you can quote yourself?" (Quote by me)
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God.
You see things, and you say 'why'. But i dream things that never were and i say 'why not'.
...The Fly's evil fungus!!!! Such a small thing could not have started a war all by itself. There was a second person...
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...who was upset with John and wanted his toe kissed too! Then, out of nowhere, millions of unhappy customers had an obsession with John kissing their toes. So John decided to....
...not kiss their toes, cus'they were all fungusy! So he said that he wouldn't kiss the toes, so they ripped him to pieces and ate him raw! Anyway, JTCC #80...
...78. His secret plan was to eliminate the human race now that they all demanded to eat beef for a living. But, watching from another planet, an alien race would not let this happen because they wanted to study humans. This race was known as...
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...started impregnating humans with his own gene, and created a new gene pool. Now we have 5 races pitting against each othe in total carnage. Out of the Human-Cows, Human-Aliens, Cows, Aliens and humans there was only one victor...
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"In a lush world of diabolical danger where everyone wants to eat you, you're the skinny guy with no weapons." V8 Power. Only Milk & Juice Come In 2 Litres. Holden Special Vehicles: Australian performance cars (I own a Clubsport!)
....the robots! The robots and insects teamed together to make a huge super-race that killed all the aliens and cows. The insectoids lived in peace on planet Earth until one day....
...John 79 emerged from hiding with all of Saddams weapons of mass destruction and completely destroyed the robot threat. He then used his secret power to bring back everyone who had died in the preceding year. Agent smith and Yogi jumped with joy and had hot gay sex all into the night. Later....
So they captured a few people, impregnated them with aliens babies, and...