.......chewed off his eyebrows! And they never grew back! The boy searched for medical treatements to make his eyebrows grow back, but the docotrs said the only way to bring them back was to transplant hair from his....
....there was this deadly cabbage, and the galaxy was safe again! Phew, sighed....
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......the old man that lived behind the Wal-Mart dumpster as he smoked his half-smoked cigerette he found under a fat mans shoe. Even though the cabbage was destroyed, he knew more alien cabbage would be back. Then something came up behind him and....
....bit him in the butt. He turned around in pain only to find some loose dentures hanging off the back of his pants. "My God!" the old man explained, "this could only mean one thing! The beginning of....
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"In a lush world of diabolical danger where everyone wants to eat you, you're the skinny guy with no weapons." V8 Power. Only Milk & Juice Come In 2 Litres. Holden Special Vehicles: Australian performance cars (I own a Clubsport!)
...kicked him saying, "What about the rest of the Cloned John the Cows!" So then John the Cow number 93 started to work at longjohn silvers as the cash register runner. So, one day, when John was working, he...
....weiner. "I havent tried this sort of sausage before" said John. Little did John know it contained poison which would soon make him....
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"In a lush world of diabolical danger where everyone wants to eat you, you're the skinny guy with no weapons." V8 Power. Only Milk & Juice Come In 2 Litres. Holden Special Vehicles: Australian performance cars (I own a Clubsport!)
...Puked all over them! Shumbere was a belimic fat woman! How's that work? Oh well, and she sat on people too! So John the Woman clone cow number 93 jumped off a bridge to kill herself, but the water just spashed out of the river and she bounced at the bottom. So she was bought by the military to stand in front of all the solders and the bullits would bounce back and puke all over them too! But one fay, she puked so much, that she turned back into a man cow and was shot! So the John the Cow number 92...
...punch all the children in denver CO. So he moved there and did so,untill he punched all of the children that live there. SO after he was done, all of the children that lived there hated him and killed him! So JTCC 91...
...you kill everybody name Bob! Sounds simple right? Actually it was a little hard, because you hade to find out their name first, to make sure their name was Bob, and if you killed someone that's name wasn't Bob, than you lose! SO when people found out about this horrible game, all the people named Bob changed their names to...
And they never grew back! The boy searched for medical treatements to make his eyebrows grow back, but the docotrs said the only way to bring them back was to transplant hair from his....
