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08-02-2003, 07:48 AM
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The old jailer

There he was dangling his cup against the bars, his name, was Joe he was in jail with only a bed, toilet, a table, and on the table was bread and water. He found some old clay and tried making a key, once he did he tried unlocking it, it worked. One of the police men saw him and took the clay key away again and locked it as always. See he got in jail for stealing something and once he got in jail he prayed to God he would not do it again. He didn't tell the cops or the guys he kept in secretly in his head. He found this old shovel he dug to his freedom until he saw a shiny thing, he didn't know what it was so he kept digging. He dug all they way until he reached it. It was an emerald! "Digging out again ay Joe?" The cop said. "Uhhh,No!. I found this rusty shovel and thinking I could get out but while digging I saw something shiney, so i kept digging and thats how i found this, emerald. " Joe said, "That just a...Oh my gosh thats the mummys!" The police men said and thats how the jailers quest begun.
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08-02-2003, 07:12 PM
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Do you just make a new "story" every day?
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08-02-2003, 07:38 PM
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Not every day
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“You shouldn't just be a band, ... If you've got the time and you've got the space you've got to make something of it. We might balls the whole thing up but you've got to try!”~Josh Homme, Queens of the Stone Age

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08-03-2003, 08:01 PM
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you suck

*bitchslap*
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08-13-2003, 08:01 PM
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Oh please, I wet my pants laughing at things which couldn't entertain a hamster.......you have let me down Abe16....
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