giant battle monsters game!

[oddling]

This thing is really cool! Pick a name and put it here with all oyur stats. http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi Heres what I got:

Strength: 9
Agility: 3
Intelligence: 3

Shadowpaw is a Collosal Lizard that Expands when Attacked, Fears Nothing, Hovers Eerily, projects a Purple Forcefield, and has a Metal Jaw.

Oddling l:c l

[Seargentbig]

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[Hobo]

My monster is far better:

Your Mum is a Tiny Ape that is Susceptible to Electrical Damage, Hovers Eerily, kidnaps Blonde Women, drinks Human Blood, and has a Sharp Beak

Strength: 1
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 4

[T-nex]

booboo is a Human-Sized Lizard that can Generate Electricity, is Radioactive and Easily Confused, and has Webbed Feet and Heavy Metal Armour. Strength: 88 Agility: 90 Intelligence: 100 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat booboo, enter your name and choose an attack: fights booboo using Strength Agility Intelligence

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME
MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[TheKhanzumer]

Rogdor is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that Fears Nothing, emits Ultrasonic Screams, Hovers Eerily, and has Bulletproof Skin.

When attacking:-

Strength: 6
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 3

Noise Attack!


My moster is sucky... but at least the description is cool.

[Hobo]

Something Else i found on the Site:

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey

[nads]

Assmaster is a Giant Ant that dislikes Modern Architecture. Strength: 5 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 8 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Assmaster, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Assmaster using Strength Agility Intelligence

I win against booboo



I made one more

moth is a Giant Ape that breathes Poisonous Gas, Tunnels Underground, Freezes Solid when Cold, controls the Weather, and has a Computer for a Brain. Strength: 8 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 8 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat moth, enter your name and choose an attack: fights moth using Strength Agility Intelligence

[654321]

Donkeyraper is a Giant Ape that swats Aeroplanes like Flies, shoots Laser Beams, picks up Cars and Throws Them, and rides around in a Metal Tripod. Strength: 9 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 4 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Donkeyraper, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Donkeyraper using Strength Agility Intelligence

KILL!

Martin Connelodero is a Giant Bee that can Phase in and out of Existence, spins Vast Webs, spits Ice, and has a Metal Jaw and Enormous Tusks. Strength: 5 Agility: 9 Intelligence: 6 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Martin Connelodero, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Martin Connelodero using Strength Agility Intelligence

like him?

Fred moe savage is a Giant Ape that has Prehensile Eyes, and eats Metal. Strength: 9 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 4 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Fred moe savage, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Fred moe savage using Strength Agility Intelligence

YAY!

yes sir is a Giant Squid that kidnaps Blonde Women, has a Sharp Beak and a Computer for a Brain, and eats Rocks. Strength: 6 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 12 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat yes sir, enter your name and choose an attack: fights yes sir using Strength Agility Intelligence

scared?no?dang it...

what now? ? is a Giant Dragon that swats Aeroplanes like Flies, is Highly Flammable, was Constructed in a Laboratory, and has Bulletproof Skin and Crablike Pincers. Strength: 7 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 7 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat what now?, enter your name and choose an attack: fights what now? using Strength Agility Intelligence

wanna fight?

vic romano is a Collosal Man-Eating Plant that cowers from Fire, Hovers Eerily, projects a Purple Forcefield, and has a Computer for a Brain. Strength: 100 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 5 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat vic romano, enter your name and choose an attack: fights vic romano using Strength Agility Intelligence

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Donkeyraper is a Giant Ape that swats Aeroplanes like Flies, shoots Laser Beams, picks up Cars and Throws Them, and rides around in a Metal Tripod. Strength: 90 Agility: 60 Intelligence: 40 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Donkeyraper, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Donkeyraper using Strength Agility Intelligence

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[Seargentbig]

Strength: 7
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 5

Sgt Big is a Giant Ape that Tunnels Underground, can turn Invisible, and is Very Slow.

Haha! Who elce's monsters can turn Invisible?

[Wolfpac]

Yobbo McBeer is a Giant Mecha-Ant that cowers from Fire, fires Rockets, spits Ice, and has a Terrible Roar. Strength: 6 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 7 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Yobbo McBeer, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Yobbo McBeer using Strength Agility Intelligence

[GrigtheSlig]

GrigtheSlig is a Giant Dragon that can Fly, emits Ultrasonic Screams, and has Crablike Pincers and Heavy Metal Armour. Strength: 7 Agility: 12 Intelligence: 8 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat GrigtheSlig, enter your name and choose an attack: fights GrigtheSlig using Strength Agility Intelligence

[T-nex]

baconBooBka is a Bone-Eating Paladin Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 8.2 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat baconBooBka, enter your name:

[Gryph the Slig]

I hope this works...

Gryph is a Giant Robot that is Highly Flammable, and picks up Cars and Throws Them. Strength: 8 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 9 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Gryph, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Gryph using Strength Agility Intelligence

I like this one better:

Masakari is a Giant Lizard that Stomps Around a Lot, Glows in the Dark, dissolves in Water, has an Extra Head and four Extra Limbs, and represents the Vanguard of a Martian Invasion. Strength: 9 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 4 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Masakari, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Masakari using Strength Agility Intelligence

[654321]

vic romano can beat anyone in strength!

[Abe's son]

Ninja Samma is a Giant Squid that emits Clouds of Inky Smoke, carries a Flamethrower, and has Enormous Tusks, Dozens of Tentacles and Very Sharp Fangs.

Strength: 12
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 10

Fire Attack!

ph34r my l33t squid demon...