FIRST TRANSMITION HAS BEEN LOADED, LOOK OUT, HES BEEN DRINKING
Hello viewers!
How are you!.....there....in computer land....looking at this thinking "What the hell? This guy dosn't give up dose he.." and then shuting off your computer..
BUT DONT TOUCH THE BUTTON!
..uh...
We have candy!
um....Yes!
DELICIOUS CANDY!
and...uh...
GOPHERS!!
YEAH!
Thats it! Gophers! Everyone loves gophers right!....
Right?...Well I do...
Everyone dose..dont they? I mean Gophers are small...and....dig....holes......and they're furry! Yes folks!
FURRY!!
Everyone likes furry things!! THEY'RE SOFT!! Furry is soft!
...sinisterly soft...like milkyway bars..wait...those aren't soft..hold on...wait Wallter are they?!
Wallter Bernette: No Gordan, they aren't, because they're ri-
Thats enough out of you mister Wallter science pants...
Wallter: bu-
ENOUGH!
Wallter: I was only trying to explain to the veiwers tha-
*twich*
Wallter: Gordan please I-
*twich tiwch*..MY SHOW WHITE SUIT MAN!! *leaps at Wallter*
Wallter: SWEET CHRIST GORDAN!! AHHHH!!!
*crunch* *chomp* *sqish*
Wallter: AHHH!AAAaahhh...*gurgle gurgle*
*blood soaked Gordan Freeman gets up from Prof. Bernette's mauled corpse*
...uh...ill get back to you...ew...later... nasty...
*walks off camera*
*camera shuts off*
*camera turns back on*
*Freeman Stands there in a new HEV suit*
Know what makes me angry?
And violent?
At the same time?
....
Music teachers...
Why do we need them in schools!? I mean, it should be optional to take..WHY DO WE NEED TO KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS THING!!
*holds up recorder*
WHY!?
ITS A STUPID PIECE OF *censored*!!
...
Yeah its one hell of system folks
We pay tax's to fund were I work
Black Mesa Reserch Facility(BMRF)
Enroll today and fight aliens that we released by accident!
...
Its great!!
You wake up to find the mauled corpse of one of your coliges hanging from the ceiling!
ITS REALY GREAT!!
*runs up to camera and grabs it*
LET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE!! ALL I HAVE TO EAT IS HEADCRABS AND SODA!! THEY DONT FEED US!!! AHHH!!!
*camera battery thing beeps meaning its low*
Look ill tell you were to find me! Its in Austri-
*camera shuts off*
END FIRST TRANSMITION FROM GORDAN FREEMAN...GOOD GOD I WAS RIGHT, HE HAS BEEN DRINKING
Last edited by Abe's son; 06-05-2003 at 11:16 AM..
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