MRPG: slig barracks/2nd edition

slogster · #1 06-27-2003, 05:47 PM

ok rexy hobo pmed me saying that u have allowed us to create a sequl to work at the slig barracks well i think i should have posted this in the rules but if i should have and i dident i fully deserv a warning!!!

Hobo · #2 06-27-2003, 05:52 PM

Ok, I'll start a New Character then:

Name: Tompi
Age:21
Species: Regular Slig
Likes: Beatings, Shootings, Mincings,you know, the usual.
Dislikes: Helping, Escaping, etc.
Description: A new Slig on the Job, His only distinguising feature is a red mark down the side of his face.

Reptile · #3 06-27-2003, 07:28 PM

And little ol' me

Name: Voltrag
Age: 13
Species: Big Bro Slig
Likes: GUNS GUNS GUNS!!!
Dislikes: Mudokons
Description: A big, strong mean big bro with a taste for blood

Abe16 · #4 06-27-2003, 09:16 PM

here i am!

Name:Xray
Age:26
Species:viyyker
Likes:To make stuff nobody ever thought of and trieing it on fuzzles.
Dislikes:Getting yelled at,blowing up nitro.
Description:He's well,the clumsy one.always doingsomething but on the left side on the brain,he's SMART!

Hobo · #5 06-28-2003, 09:24 AM

(OOC: Abe 16, why the hell would a Vykker who tests stuff on fuzzles be at the slig barracks?)

spike 247 · #6 06-28-2003, 10:02 AM

Can I join..?
Name: Spike.
Age: 18.
Species: slig.
Likes: Killing mud's fuzzles and all the other oddworld creatures.
Dislikes: Abe Munch and other muds and gabbits.
Description: Kills kills and kills.

slogster · #7 06-28-2003, 02:00 PM

yes i see more people r joining than last time yes ok ill shut up and let more ppl join

Hobo · #8 06-28-2003, 02:12 PM

((OOC:Shall we get this edition going?))

Reptile · #9 06-28-2003, 05:44 PM

(ooc: we should start, more people will join if it expands....)

slogster · #10 07-01-2003, 04:10 PM

rite rite rite ill let us begian

ill just use sean from the old one now hes a normal
flying slig

we need a glukkon

oh every slig here gets a sleeping bag and a slog or a sloogie
and plus vykers get 100 fuzzles to experament nucler bombs on or any thing like that and boss gluk gets 2 sligs to boss about
so this rpg has begun new members are always welcome to join at any point but make sure u read the rest of the rpg before u join
ok ill shut up lets start

sean,s profile
nickname:slog kepper
name:sean
age:11
sex:male/boy
date of birth:14/7/92
personality:likes to make fun of muds also he enjoys watching
vykers torture fuzzles
likes: machine guns bombs killing flying slogs
description: has 1 stiched eye hes also blind but he has to wear goggles that have glaces built in to them

ok next person to join makes the boss
rite lets start!!!!!

Hobo · #11 07-05-2003, 01:49 PM

(ooc: Here we go.........)

*Tompi sits down outside the newly finished Slig barracks. His mate, Lipton, comes and sits next to him*

Tompi: Hi Lipton!

Lipton: HI! We better get moving to the main hall. The new boss is going to be revealed and we are going to get assigned to different duties!

Tompi: I hope I get my promotion to Leuitenant this year. I am SO Irritated with Lt. Neo, he keeps putting my on canteen duty.

Lipton: Rumor has it that this years Leuitenants are getting issued with the new Mudmincer 3000 rifle!

Tompi: Well, we better get moving........

*Tompi and Lipton walk to the hall*

Lipton: It's crammed in here......

Tompi: I still hope the new boss isn't an easy target. The last thing we need is another "Abe" Incident...............

Reptile · #12 07-06-2003, 12:19 PM

Voltrag arrives at the Slig Barracks with a backpack with a lot of guns inside

Voltrag: Well, here I am..... *lights a Lungbuster*

Hobo · #13 07-06-2003, 12:42 PM

(OOC: I'll make the boss because no one else is gonna join at this stage)

Name: Kip
Age: 56
Species: Glukkon
Likes: Moolah!
Dislikes: Slurgs
Description: Big, mean, likes his toast.

Kip walks up to the stage and his valet pulls out a shotgun and fires into the air. A big chunk of ceiling falls down and crushes a slig.

Valet: SHADDAP!

Kip: Right you lot! I got a list of Jobs here......

Kip reads throught the Jobs, Tompi and Lipton are put in the same squad, but this time on Bodyguard duty.
Voltrag is put as a Leuitenant and is on Scrab wrestling duty
Sean is put on Bomb disposal
and Xray is put in the labs..........

Reptile · #14 07-06-2003, 03:48 PM

Voltrag punches his fists together in delight.

Voltrag: Bring on those weak pathetic fools.

(ooc: i think ill add a new char.)

Name: Meguro
Age: 12
Species: Slig, worker class
Likes: Sleeping
Dislikes: Paramites
Description: A slig, only he wears the one eyed head gear

Meguro: Hey Kippie chip! What do i do?

Hobo · #15 07-07-2003, 01:16 PM

Kip: You my young slig, you are going to be attached as my bodyguard this year........

**Meanwhile**

Tompi: Bodyguard Duty! With you! This Rules!

Lipton: What is Bodyguard duty exactly?

Tompi: Well we train up, and when an important visitor/ Guest/ and even captive comes, we have to follow them around, looking out for rebel sligs, drunk sligs, wild animals, Natives etc.

Lipton: But we're still under Lt. Neo though

Tompi: Don't worry, we can form the recruits to hate him as much as we do........

Reptile · #16 07-07-2003, 04:00 PM

Meguro: uh ok.......um...........Kif, what do i do first?

Voltrag: hehe, hey boss, I bet ya I could train this puny slig up to be a killer.

Meguro hides behind Kip

Voltrag: (sissy......)

SuperSlig · #17 07-08-2003, 03:42 PM

Name: Scrug
Age:10 (Sligs only live to be 20)
Species: Regular Slig
Likes:Poker,Beating & Moving targets
Dislikes:Helping & That Abe guy!!!!
Description: The most ruthless, evil Slig ever to walk ODD's green earth. Commander of Slig Camp 10237

Hobo · #18 07-08-2003, 03:56 PM

Kip: First of all I need you to escort me to the Labs, I'm picking up a new member of staff today.........

SuperSlig · #19 07-08-2003, 04:02 PM

Scrug:Who me?

slogster · #20 07-10-2003, 02:14 PM

ooc))sean is in the rest room chatting to the crawling sligs that were hideing there

sean:so what r u sligs doing here
crawling slig #1:well were waiting for the arrivel of croc-a-dig
sean:croc-a-dig whos that
crawling slig #2:croc-a-dig is the big bro that saved us from rapture farms when abe destryed it he brung us here to live but then he gone and was never seen again were sure he will return to take control of the barracks again!!!!
sean: again?????
crawling slig#3:he built the barracks he made it our home but he gone to war we never had word of him ever again he was said to have been killed by a sea rex!!!!!!!!!
sean:sea rex??????? whats a sea rex?????

new charcters

name: croc-a-slig
gender:male
age:unknown
kind:big bro slig

name:sea rex
gender: female
age:100000000
kind:beast

*sean hears a load rour from under the ground in the sewers*
what was that???????

Hobo · #21 07-10-2003, 02:53 PM

Kip: Both you And Meguro

SuperSlig · #22 07-10-2003, 02:57 PM

Where do I have ta go?

paramud · #23 07-11-2003, 06:43 PM

name: Bill
species: slig
age: 12
sex: I'm not tellin you
intrests: blitz packer guns and killing
things I hate: Mudokons and scrabs

name: killer
species: slig
age: 8
intrests: killing... duh!
things I hate: sligs who get me angry

name: blud
species: slog

Bill- "hey!... hey killer!"
killer- "WHAT!"
Bill- "Is your gun working?"
Killer- "hmm... I don't know mabye I should check"
*aims gun at Blud and fires*
Bill- "NNNNOOOO!"
Killer- "yep, its working"
Bill- "bastard..."
Killer- "what!?!?"

*aims gun at Bill*

slogster · #24 07-12-2003, 01:22 PM

MEANWHILE IN THE REST ROOM!!!!!!!!!!

sean:what the hell was that roar
slig#1:its croc-a-slig hes back!!!!!!!!!!!
(a large beast like head bursts out the wall )
sean:let me get this thats a sea rex right???????????
*slig#1 is eaten by the sea rex*
sean

k wat do i do wat do i do?????
sea rex:grrrrrrr roar!!!!!!!!!!!
*sean grabs a missle lancher and aims it at the horrible beast!!!!!!
sean:get ready to die

* BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

sean: IT MISSED BUT HOW!!!!!!!

SuperSlig · #25 07-12-2003, 02:12 PM

Scrug then enters the Rest room...

Scrug

amn I REALLY need a sh... *Sees Sea Rex*
Scrug:New employee?
Sean:YEAH!!! OF COURSE!!!!!

*Scrug then takes out a MP5 and begins firing at the Sea Rex*

Reptile · #26 07-12-2003, 03:23 PM

Meguro sees the Sea Rex and stares at it as it starts havoc

Meguro: aaaaah! its a.....a........hey, what is that?

Voltrag: *hears roar* huh? what the heck was that?

SuperSlig · #27 07-12-2003, 03:27 PM

*Scrug is still firing at the S-Rex.*

Scrug:THIS AIN'T DOIN ENOUGH!!!

*Shrugs shoulders*

*Scrug continues to fire.*

Hobo · #28 07-13-2003, 05:05 PM

Tompi: (To lipton) What the hell was that? *cocks his M-16*

Lipton: Ok, Squad, March double time to the source of the noise MOVE!

slogster · #29 07-23-2003, 03:57 PM

ooc)):i think we need a few muds here u know employes slaves!!!!!!

*the sea rex grabs sean and shakes him about makeing him crash into the boiler then it retrets into the sewers of oddworld *

sean

w my head!!! what was that thing it was huge it was ........
*sean blacks out*
slig#2: i think hes dead
slig#3: na hes uncoinchus
slig#4:no hes had a heart attack!!!!!!!!!!
the sligs start fighting when a voice full of anger is heard in the barracks
croc-a-slig:quiet u fools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
croc-a-slig:im back to rule the barracks again
slig4,2+3:master where were u hideing?????
croc-a-slig:with my pet searex that i sopose atacked u 25 mins ago!!!!!!!!!!

ABEZILLA · #30 09-28-2003, 08:11 AM

hello slogster is this thred still blloddy populer or someit i mean no one seems to be replying to it any more so i have one very little qustion to ask can i join????