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686.

But I'm guessing because it's a riddle this isn't the right answer.

Or it could be none because the guy isn't going and therefore none of his wives are going, so none of the sacks are going, so none of the cats are going, so none of the kits are going.

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correct no one is going they are all leaving from it
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Ahh Sweet Die Hard with a vengance,when will you cease to amaze us?
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as i was going to stIves
i met a man with 7 wives
every wife had 7 sacks
ever sack had 7 cats
every cat had a kit
Where'd you get that riddle? I know I've heard it from somewhere..but I cant remember.
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Originally posted by Native Poser
Where'd you get that riddle? I know I've heard it from somewhere..but I cant remember.
That'd be die hard with a vengance?
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06-05-2003, 04:50 PM
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Who/what is that?
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Die hard with A vengence is a very cool film in which lots of things go boom! Acctually you're all wrong, 1 person was going, "As I was going to st Ives..."

I'm in a place where yesterday follows today, and tomorrorows between the 2. Where the fuzz am I?
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06-07-2003, 12:03 PM
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Re: a nother one

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Originally posted by Mr.X

as i was going to stIves
i met a man with 7 wives
every wife had 7 sacks
ever sack had 7 cats
every cat had a kit
wives sacks cats and kits how many where going to st.ives
Well, I got here first:

ONE. You are going to St Ives, no one else is.

Here's another cryptic clue:

"About Inn Landlord"
What is the one-word answer?
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I know some English jokes called "bizarre riddles". Here's one:

-What can fly underwater?

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Are you sure that's an English joke? Cause this local resident of England has never heard that one before.

Here's one,
I'm in a place where yesterday comes after today, and tomorrows between the 2.
Where the fuzz am I?
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Splat, I didn't finish the joke, it was just the question. And here's the answer:

-A bird in a submarine.

I'm not sure that it's English.

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06-09-2003, 03:36 PM
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Oh.

heheheh.
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Well, as this thread seems to be crashing back down to Earth, I may as well say the answer to my last one,

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I'm in a place where yesterday comes after today, and tomorrows between the 2. Where the fuzz am I?
Is a dictionary (alphabetical order)
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Yes, sadly this thread--like most my attempts at creating a new topic--is going down the toilet *flusssssssh* Anyway, just for the heck of it, I'll post another riddle..

Lighter than what
I am made of,
More of me is hidden
Than is seen.
What am I ?
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06-18-2003, 12:35 PM
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Originally posted by Native Poser
You heard me before,
Yet you hear me again,
Then I die,
'Till you call me again.
ECHO EHCO echo...
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Re: Re: a nother one

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Originally posted by Adder

"About Inn Landlord"
What is the one-word answer?
I'm not surprised no one got this, it was supposed to be:
"Patriotic about inn-owner"
What's the 10 letter answer?
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Yeah, it was an echo. Now I wonder if anyone get the answer to the other riddle..

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Lighter than what
I am made of,
More of me is hidden
Than is seen.
What am I ?
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Oh, I know this one! Well, I new it...

Just as a last attempt, now it's down to us 3,

I fall from the sky without a parachute,
If I hit the ground I may live,
If you catch me I'll dissapear forever.
What am I?
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Originally posted by Splat

I fall from the sky without a parachute,
If I hit the ground I may live,
If you catch me I'll dissapear forever.
What am I?
After 10 seconds i'd say: A Soap Bubble
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I fall from the sky without a parachute,
If I hit the ground I may live,
If you catch me I'll dissapear forever.
What am I?
I'm going to guess...a snowflake?
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Originally posted by Native Poser
I'm going to guess...a snowflake?
Oh, I wish i'd though of that one!
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It was a snowflake.

A hiss, a bellow, and a plop,
three lines on yellow, then they stop.
What is it?
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Originally posted by Glukkon killer
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Got it, "when you stare at one too long!"
...cause it would damage you're eyes
...cause ravens eat eyes
...i think...

Here's one:
"Turn me one way,
What is out cannot come in.
Turn me the other way,
What is in cannot go out"

I think this has two answers...
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06-27-2003, 07:25 PM
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urr...

A hiss, a bellow, and a plop,
three lines on yellow, then they stop.
What is it?

It was an elephant skating on a bowl of frozen custard!


When I'm empty I can do nothing
But when I am full I can point the way.
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Re: Re: Re: a nother one

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Originally posted by Adder

"Patriotic about inn-owner"
What's the 10 letter answer?
No-noe got this!

Patriotic.
About
Inn-owner


Patriotic.
Re:
Publican

Patriotic republican

Here's anew one:

As I walked down Mulberry lane,
I met a man doing the same.
He tipped his hat and drew his cane
And in this ryme I've said his name.

So what's he called?
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Drew?

Don't forget my last one
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Why are all the good threads either deleted or left to rot? Please continue this people, it's a rockin thread!
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Okay, you're trapped in a dungeon and you come upon a little old man standing in front of two doors. "One door will lead you to freedom, and the other to a horrible death," he says, "The left door is the way out, but I always lie."

Which door do you choose?

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Well, if the old man always lies, then it's not sure that the doors lead to the places he described. Maybe both of the doors are leading to freedom... or death.

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Yes, but if he says he always lies then he's tellin you the truth, unless he's lying which means he sometimes lies.
We know that he sometimes lies so the only way you can be sure of avoiding a death is to look through each door and see. On the other hand, you could just pick the right door and think he was lying.
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