OK, im completely crap at writing fiction so i'll do my best
Hello ladies and germans, i say, i say about a year ago a mudokon or a piece of **** called Alf saved the universe about 30'666 times. Well, Abe and Alf went to Mollucks tower to retrieve the odd transfunctioner which makes scrabs mate with paramites, its sick i know but its true, and it can make glukkons arms look big and strong. Then Alf took it and saved the universe again
(sucks dont it?)