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Weird Signs

Inspired by a photo i took on holiday a couple of weeks ago, i've decided to creatse a thread where you can post pictures of weird signs you've taken pictures of! Here's my one:

EDIT: Curse my photo editor! It's chopped up the sign, I had to get rid of the attachment. It was supposed to read:

DANGER!
Military Training Area
Do Not Touch Anything
It May Explode
And Kill You

Hows that for subtlety!

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03-24-2003, 01:11 AM
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Well I did take a picture of a fence with a little tiny puupy-dog staring at you really cutely...and a sign above it read;

DANGER

BEWARE OF DOG.

(Big junkyard dog biting a guys head off below.)


I would tresspass there anytime.
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03-24-2003, 01:37 AM
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Well I saw a door that had been painted like it was a wall and there was a sign that said



DANGER:house has been put incaptivity mad man lives in it then there was a more in sloppy handwriting I am to scared to face the world come in and I turn you into a werewolf


scary huh?
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Hello hobo. I do not know if this would count as a sign, but it is a funny place name that a friend sent me in an email once.
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Originally posted by Tori
Well I saw a door that had been painted like it was a wall and there was a sign that said



DANGER:house has been put incaptivity mad man lives in it then there was a more in sloppy handwriting I am to scared to face the world come in and I turn you into a werewolf


scary huh?

Stop lying. Or stop posting. No, wait....both, please.
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Sign outside a riding school I drive past everyday:

Horse Manure
A filled bag, $5.00
Do-it-yourself, $3.00


And another...

Public Footbridge
- Members of the public
are not permitted to use
this bridge
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I saw a sign that said "Lucky Stiff funeral home"
We put the fun in funeral
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Odd isn't it? hehe
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And another.

I'll post more later.
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I came across a few funny signs when on the OddTour. Unfortunately I didn't take photos of them. But here is one that I did.


Do the splinters bite?

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Here's one I just scanned (I have a scanner now! ). Take note of the title given to the product.

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The only "funny" sign thats not really funny is this one that states "No tresspassing without permission". Yes, not funny. But ironic, at least.
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