Make fun of singers you hate(now's the chance!!!)

Abe-gun · #1 03-16-2003, 01:43 AM

I personaly would have to start with Spitney Bigears. Her "hit" songs, "Oh boobys boobys(take my booby's one more size)" based on her breast surgury, and "Oop's, I farted again," makes me have to say that my suckyness scale for Britney Spears is at...99.9/100% suckyness! Next, Christina have-no-hair-a, "Weenie in a bottle," "Plunge on over," and "What a girl looks at," tell me my suckyness scale for Christina Agulaira is...... 99.999/100% suckyness!!!! Last, but not least, N Sink and go to heck..."die die die," (the song that makes me wanna Kill N Sync), "It's gonna pea me," and "millinehummer," make the suckyness scale for N Sync is.....100/100% suckyness!!!!!! Least hated: Britney Spears! Congragulations, Sitney...you win a prize!!! *SMASHES BRITNEY WITH AN ANVIL* YOU DESERVED IT!!!!! The End of my first make fun of singers! Stay tuned for "Blackheat Decoys(Backstreet Boys)" and "clenchinem(EMINEM)"!!! Have a great day! Ha! Ha! the heck Ha!

MasterChief · #2 03-16-2003, 02:34 AM

i pretty much dont hate any music too much, ut i really dislike all RAp and soft stuff... i despise 50 cent

Abe-gun · #3 03-16-2003, 03:51 PM

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I despise 50 cent.

Well then...if you despise fifty cent that much, you'd probably make fun of it?

*Frantically looks around* *Whispers:"someone reply."*

Gorgoroth_II · #4 03-16-2003, 04:26 PM

Being a huge fan of real metal, i am very resentful of phoney nu-metal "artists" such as Limp D*ck and Shitknot.

I will not make fun of them as i don't really want to waste my time on these talentless MTV puppets.

Fez · #5 03-16-2003, 04:29 PM

KILL SLIPKNOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SeaRex · #6 03-16-2003, 04:43 PM

Kill music!!!

I don't really like Avril Lavigne that much. The whole punk-only-as-a-fasion-statement thing got worn out by all those 80's new-wave bands.

MojoMan220 · #7 03-16-2003, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by ferill
KILL SLIPKNOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's lucky Surafcing is no longer around...

Fez · #8 03-16-2003, 05:03 PM

*wipes forehead* phew!!!! i almost blew a bloody vessel.

***Xavier*** · #9 03-16-2003, 05:11 PM

kill R&B!!!

Fez · #10 03-16-2003, 05:16 PM

LMAO xav!!!!!!!, t'was great!!!!!!

MojoMan220 · #11 03-16-2003, 05:34 PM

Justin Timberlake and Christina Agulira are the worst!!

Abe-gun · #12 03-16-2003, 06:26 PM

And we're back! Let's talk today about the Blackheat decoys!!! The friekin' backstreet boys' new "hit single" "The shape of my fart" make me give them some extra things. Also...they suck so much...that I listened only to that song and then stopped. So I heard no more from them. Suckyness scale: 999.999/1000% suckyness. Next. Clenchinem. The best song I have heard from him was "Will the real slim shady please shut up?" Originally made by Weird Al Yankovitch. I also think that the song to make fun of that dork EMENIM would definitaly be "Without meat." "Hose yourself" is the worst. Also, EMINEM...stop rapping about killing your mom, wife, and even you're daughter, Hayley. EMINEM has gone so far as to rap about killing George W. Bush. KILL EMINEM!!!!!!! Ahem. sorry. Suckyness scale: 998.999/1000% suckyness! Least hated: EMINEM. Congrats, Slim Naky! Your prize is this; *opens up a chamber full of fire and throws him in* also...blackheats...since you suck even more than eminem, you also win a prize. *throws blackheat decoys into the snake-pit.* You all suck so much!!! You deserved it! Tune in next time to Dr. Gay(that stupid dre guy) and most-wanted for suckyness: D-fence(D-12). EXTRA TO THE EPISODE!!!: Horn(I hate KoRn).(also, yes...kill R&B. That attatchment was hilarious!!!!!)

TheBlueScrab · #13 03-17-2003, 03:15 PM

I hate T.A.T.U (two russian girls)...bääähh, pfui!
The song is sooo boring and the lesbian show too...g*

My Statement:

~"All the things they said are shit"~

See ya sooon

- Jess

SeaRex · #14 03-17-2003, 06:25 PM

Heh... the new video by t.A.T.u is the same thing as every cheap girl-on-girl porno ever made... except with "music."

munchman · #15 03-18-2003, 12:03 AM

DISTURBED KICKS ASS!!!! anyway..

I would like this time to take a long knife, dust it of a little cuz its dirty, and start slashing away at....
R&B-also known as-ROB&BART< RAP-also known as-CRAP!!
CONTRY-also known as-CUNT TREE
and all the other stuff that is not loud.

Kill slipknot???They where ok but now i think they are breaking up.

Leto · #16 03-18-2003, 04:22 AM

Oh, where do I start. *Ripps off Christina Agulera's head, chucks in bin. Cuts off Craig David's leg off, beats him senslessy, then chucks him in blender. Throws The Backstreet Boys into slog pen.*
Just a LITTLE FRAGMENT of my most hated pop stars.

paramiteabe · #17 03-18-2003, 10:20 AM

Kill all Rappers and those "Back Street Fags" and "Insuck!"

Talk about music that deserves to die! Oh wait a minute I forgot Rap and all that sh*t that some people call music isn't music at all. Its plan retarded sound! Hehe they will never learn!

Abe-gun · #18 03-18-2003, 01:09 PM

And we're back with more sucky singers: Let's today talk about "Dr. Gay." His "hit" songs with EMINEM(who we talked about earlier that sucks in h*ll) prove him to be the most suckiest rapper yet. f*ck Dr. Gay! Suckyness scale: 100/100% suckyness! YOU SUCK!!! "You're darn right." Dr Gay replied to me. Next, D-Fence...uhh...not a football game. D-12 suck in heck! Listen...that song they made with the GoRiLLaZ...ha! That sucked! Gorillaz are too good to do any songs with D-12!!! plus, d-12....YOU CUSS TOO MUCH! I'll prove it. The first lyrics of the Gorillaz and D-12 song; 9/1/1 were: "Gorillaz
Back the f*ck up! D12." Those were the exact lyrics. I even looked on azlyrics.com. THEY SUCK!!!!! Suckyness scale: 99.999/100% suckyness. eXtra to the episode: Horn! KoRn positively sucks! that stupid thoughtless video they made; in the end...he barfed up all that stuff for a whole minute. IT SUCKED IN H*LL! Also...that one song...where in the video he's walking around this house yellin' "Then it means I'm not a maaaaaaan!!!!!!" HOLY SH*T! WHO THE HECK EVER CAME UP WITH SUCH GAY LYRICS???? "down down down when you got me down...when you got me down...I know!!!" You know you suck Porniholics. Suckyness scale: BROKEN!!!!! Over 100% suckyness! you leave! since you suck so much,... *opens up a hole and throws Horn in a chute and they fall in the aligator pond.* *throws Dr. Gay into the chamber of snakes.* Least hated: D-12! Congrats weirdos! *throws them into the electric eel pit.* Tune in next time!I can't think of who else I wanna make fun of first! Oh well. See you next episode!

Nath · #19 03-19-2003, 09:51 AM

Well first of all i hope then Craig David cuts himself so bad when shaving, that it leaves a twelve inch gash along his face, then when he goes to have plastic surgery, it goes horrifically wrong, and he never shows that ugly face of his ever again.
I also hope that, that STUPID F*CKING SH*T and COMPLETELY and UTTERLY POINTLESS group slipshit (slipknot) get those stupid masks caught on fire when they're on concert and they burn their throats so much they will never even be able to talk ever again let alone sing (oops sorry shout), and make other stupid noises.