Do you hate Glukkons as much as I do?

AbeLover · #1 03-05-2002, 01:49 PM

If you hate Glukkons:

You worship Mudokons,

You love Mudokons,

You want to use the Glukkons for tests (deadly tests),

And you set up a club against Glukkons!

***Xavier*** · #2 03-05-2002, 02:02 PM

I like glukkons, they are cool,but I prefer mudokons

why would you hate glukkons ?
because they are bad ?

Doug · #3 03-05-2002, 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by Xavier
why would you hate glukkons ?

They enslave and otherwise mistreat mudokons. Not good.

ODDBODD · #4 03-06-2002, 07:26 AM

I THINK THEIR SMASHING FINE SWEET SWEET ASS MAKES UP FOR THE KILLING AND THE SLAVERY

***Xavier*** · #5 03-06-2002, 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by Doug

They enslave and otherwise mistreat mudokons. Not good.

if you are a mudokon
but if you are a glukkon it's a pretty good idea

I'm not a mudokon, And I think they are funny

Doug · #6 03-06-2002, 10:44 AM

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Originally posted by ODDBODD
I THINK THEIR SMASHING FINE SWEET SWEET ASS MAKES UP FOR THE KILLING AND THE SLAVERY

Glukkons got asses?

***Xavier*** · #7 03-06-2002, 11:05 AM

they have legs...
so they have asses
logicly

***Cloverfield*** · #8 03-06-2002, 11:50 AM

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Originally posted by AbeLover
You love Mudokons,

You want to use the Glukkons for tests (deadly tests),

Not only is that totally against everything a Mudokon stands for and is, if you were to do that, then you are being no more different than them. One should not treat others in the way that you would not want to be treated yourself.

I aren't a fan of Glukkons, but I do not hate them. They show us the wrongs of the money and power hungry people in our society.

Anyone who wants to see Glukkons in a different light, should read the Only Hyoo-mun fan fic ... it's one of the classics.

Abe Babe...

Doug · #9 03-06-2002, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by Xavier
they have legs...
so they have asses
logicly

What's the logical connection between legs and asses? An octopus has legs, but no ass that I can see. Lots of creatures have "assholes" or their functional equivalent, but not asses.

***Xavier*** · #10 03-06-2002, 01:54 PM

ok sorry...
but they have 2 legs like humans.
So it seems logical they have asses

but I can't find any glukkon ass pic

Doug · #11 03-06-2002, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by Xavier
but I can't find any glukkon ass pic

Ahaaa . . the mystery deepens . . .

I don't really disagree with you that you would think they would have asses given their general upright form like humans and mudokons, I just remember in the good ending of AO where fire or lightning or something (I can't remember; it's been a while) rips off Molluck's clothes and he seems to have a rather bizarre body shape, although my memory's cloudy on just what it's like.

I have to admit that I don't really study up on Oddworldian physiology, so I wasn't really sure that glukkons had 2 legs. And if so, why do they walk so funny?

***Xavier*** · #12 03-06-2002, 02:48 PM

because glukkons walk on there arms which are longer.
dammnit, the question of the day:
Does a glukkon have an ass?

Whistling kettle · #13 03-06-2002, 03:22 PM

Wow! I don't know.

I don't hate them but they aren't my favorites.

Doug · #14 03-06-2002, 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by Xavier
because glukkons walk on there arms which are longer.

Wow; I did not know that! As I always say, you learn something every day. Thanks, Xavier.

Next question: are sligs born without legs or do glukkons remove them so they can better dominate them?

***Xavier*** · #15 03-06-2002, 03:51 PM

I think they are born without legs...
there are not cicatires on crawling sligs

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #16 03-06-2002, 04:30 PM

Yes, they are born without legs. It'd be too costly to remove the legs of so many creatures; if that were the case it'd probably be better in the long run for the Vykkers to create a new servile creature (although knowing them they'd probably cock it up; they got the Fleeches very wrong).

If you look at some of the production sketches, you can see that the tail of a Slig is slightly lumpy, as though the tail and legs have merged into one prehensile limb throughout the course of evolution. Or maybe my imagination is just hyperactive.

EDIT: For the record, I like Glukkons. Or rather I did. I don't dislike them, but I'm just losing interest in Oddworld. I really can't bring myself to care one way or another.

kleeng · #17 03-08-2002, 12:39 PM

AAAARGG!

Where losing her where losing her!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alas one less glukkon lover in this world.

But to continue on the subject of the day.

So the vikkers decided to make a pet for the glukkons. How in their twisted little minds did they come up with a fleech?
They have two heads look like slimy little worms are ferocius as hell have 2 meater toungs.
And the vikkers went "O, this will be a great pet for the glukkons".

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #18 03-08-2002, 06:47 PM

How can you hate glukkons? They are the potheads in the whole game besides sligs! I think that's why the voices of sligs are so rasppy.

AbeLover · #19 01-18-2003, 01:52 PM

You are all right you guys!
But I stiil don't like Glukkons...