LED
I couyldnt see an elum, but i did find this-its a list of all the comedy LED sighns in the first 2 games:
Abe's Oddysee
Only 1,326 work related accidents this month. Keep up the good work!
You are who you eat
A little hard work never killed anyone important
Decapitation toll cut in half!
Work hard, die young, win valuable prizes!
Venerate authority
The profits justify the means
Don't play with your food, unless it plays with you first
Mudokons entering this door will be slaughtered and packaged as disgusting yet yummy novelty meat products
Abe's Exoddus
Vykkers Labs reports SoulStorm Brew totally safe! Don't Think, Drink!
Find the secret prize inside every package of Rupture Farms Mystery Meat!
Feeco Depot: where will we send you today?
Feeco Food Extractors... eat twice... feels nice... one price!
Depressed? Then work harder
Vykkers Labs: moulding the future out of you
Moolah ticker... SoulStorm Brew up... Bonewerkz up... Rupture farms down down down!
Phleg's Bonepaste... good to the last glop
Wanted: Mudokon Fleech Flusher. No experience necessary
Keep yer employees in the dark with all new Eyestich 2000
Blowco Bonesaws -- perfect powder every time
Wanted: Bullet catchers and grenade testers
Azgasco: growing one fart at a time
New from Rupture Farms: Weenie Babies. Sausage has never been this much fun
Smuggling bones in your pants is grounds for immediate termination!
Scrab Cakes... mmm mmm... they'll cost ya an arm and a leg!
SoulStorm Brew: just drink it!
Work! Do it!
Drink cool, clear, depressing SoulStorm Brew
SoulStorm Mining Company is an equal opportunity employer
Need a (permanent) vacation? Consult a Slig supervisor
You break it, you bought it
Molluck's Mouthlube -- say it, don't spray it!
SoulStorm Brew... our spew is your brew
If yer blue, drink brew!
New and improved SoulStorm Brew... twice the flavor... twice the bones... twice the price!
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