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10-09-2001, 03:22 PM
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Word game number 5... Animals that should NOT be pets!

Like the title says! Put down an animal and say why it shouldn't be kept as a pet.

I'll start with A and we'll work our way down the alphabet. The next poster should submit one beginning with b, the next poster one with c, and so on.

A - Aardvark - they need huge amounts of space to build their burrows in, and you'd hardly ever see it because they're nocturnal!
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10-09-2001, 05:24 PM
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B - Brontosaurus - you'd have to clone your own even if you could find some DNA
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C - Cassowary - They're very stupid and can kill humans... not a good combo!
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D - Drogiong - they don't exist
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e- elephant- there to big
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E-Electric Eel. They shock you, and they don't even look freindly. Also I have no idea what to feed 'em soo...
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(Don't put down ones that don't exist! That's cheating! )

F - Fierce snake - (yes, that is the name of the species; not just an adjective) one of the most venomous snakes in the world!
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tut...where's ya senso of humour???
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G - Gorilla - they'll break your house by accident!
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F - Frog. They need a lot of moisture, and are all at least slightly poisonous...
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i believe H comes after G.

H-Hippo- do you really wnat that thing taking craps in your front yard?
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I-Iguana-disgusting,slimy and eww
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J-Jaguar - loads of fun... if your idea of fun is running for your life every time you forget to feed it.
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K = Kinkajou. Cute and cuddly (supposedly), and perfect if you never want to see it and spend a fortune on honey.
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(Iguanas aren't slimy, BTW. All reptiles ahve dry skin, and many ppl do keep iggies as pets.)

L - Lion - They're social cats, so you'd need more than one. And think of the huge food bill! Not to mention the risk of getting your arms chewed off.
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Who care there still disgusting

M-mongoose they'd bight your fingers off like they do with snakes I know that snakes don't have fingers but you know what I mean
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