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One, Two, Middlesboogie 10-09-2001 02:22 PM
Word game number 5... Animals that should NOT be pets!
 
Like the title says! Put down an animal and say why it shouldn't be kept as a pet.

I'll start with A and we'll work our way down the alphabet. The next poster should submit one beginning with b, the next poster one with c, and so on.

A - Aardvark - they need huge amounts of space to build their burrows in, and you'd hardly ever see it because they're nocturnal!

Gluk Schmuck 10-09-2001 04:24 PM
B - Brontosaurus - you'd have to clone your own even if you could find some DNA

One, Two, Middlesboogie 10-09-2001 04:34 PM
C - Cassowary - They're very stupid and can kill humans... not a good combo!

Gluk Schmuck 10-09-2001 05:31 PM
D - Drogiong - they don't exist

FuzzyFuzzle 10-09-2001 05:42 PM
E-Electric Eel. They shock you, and they don't even look freindly. Also I have no idea what to feed 'em soo...

Oddworld Master 10-09-2001 05:42 PM
e- elephant- there to big

One, Two, Middlesboogie 10-09-2001 06:04 PM
(Don't put down ones that don't exist! That's cheating! )

F - Fierce snake - (yes, that is the name of the species; not just an adjective) one of the most venomous snakes in the world!

Gluk Schmuck 10-09-2001 06:51 PM
tut...where's ya senso of humour???
*notices small piece of brain lying on floor*
FOUND IT!
i was only gonna do it one, honest!

G - Gorilla - they'll break your house by accident!

Danny 10-09-2001 07:43 PM
F - Frog. They need a lot of moisture, and are all at least slightly poisonous...

Joe the Intern 10-09-2001 09:56 PM
i believe H comes after G.

H-Hippo- do you really wnat that thing taking craps in your front yard?

abe22 10-10-2001 08:16 AM
I-Iguana-disgusting,slimy and eww

Black Dragon 10-10-2001 08:40 AM
J-Jaguar - loads of fun... if your idea of fun is running for your life every time you forget to feed it.

Teal 10-10-2001 09:40 AM
K = Kinkajou. Cute and cuddly (supposedly), and perfect if you never want to see it and spend a fortune on honey.

One, Two, Middlesboogie 10-10-2001 03:41 PM
(Iguanas aren't slimy, BTW. All reptiles ahve dry skin, and many ppl do keep iggies as pets.)

L - Lion - They're social cats, so you'd need more than one. And think of the huge food bill! Not to mention the risk of getting your arms chewed off.

abe22 10-11-2001 04:22 AM
Who care there still disgusting

M-mongoose they'd bight your fingers off like they do with snakes I know that snakes don't have fingers but you know what I mean