If you absolutely HAD to...

[ryddelrocksyourworld]

Who would you kiss? From OW, of course. Anyone, from any of the games, whatever...

You know who I'd pick, already I think....


Molluck.

[Nath]

You're weird.

[Biggy Bro Slig]

This is better off being a female topic, but I definately wouldn't kiss Lady Margeret, so it would have to be Sam.

[ryddelrocksyourworld]

-laughs-

Guys can answer too! -giggles-

[Abe 01]

Well firstly this is a strange but oh well i would kiss a female grubb.
why the heck would you kiss mullock, you would choke on the cigar because hed nether take it out and his mouth would be slimy. ewww

[metroixer]

>_>....*Walks out of thread VERY slowly*

[outlaw king]

Id psh Aslik , cause hes very higenic for a glukkon.

[Xavier]

You're weird.

agreed

this kind of topics is absolutly not intresting

[Wil]

Stranger!

Just to prepare myself, Ryddel, are all your threads going to have a common theme?

[Havoc]

Probably...

Do I have to answer this? Ugh... okay... I say... Stranger!

[Dipstikk]

-laughs-

Guys can answer too! -giggles-

Omg when the guys answer, it makes me think of yaoi OMG MULIKS A BISHIE lololol -giggles- lol

What the flying fuck is wrong with you? I wouldn't touch my face to any of the inhabidents, because I'm not THAT kind of fan. I don't find any of the characters attractive on any level, in any way.

[Goresplatter]

OK, due to this being the wierdest topic I've ever seen, I'm gonna have to give the wierdest answer I've ever given just for the novelty of it.

I'd give a big smoochie to a Paramite. Mmmmm, fingers. :P

[metroixer]

Okay you know what I say? *Walks back in topic* A slig.

I would just LOVE to put my mouth in all those sexy tentacles! >_>

[ryddelrocksyourworld]

-I knew I was asking for it when this thread came to mind but..

I had to do it...

And no, not al my threads will have the same thing in common..I hope.

[oddveteran93]

Who would you kiss? From OW, of course. Anyone, from any of the games, whatever...

Err...a meep? Or maybe a fuzzle.

[Rich]

Ugh... I absolutely don't have to.

[Dipstikk]

I had to do it...

No you didn't. We don't need to add Oddworld to the depressingly long list of games that have been raped and twisted by sexual fandom.

[Daxter King]

I would either kiss a slig or a fuzzle if I had to, if not I would never kiss anything we have seen on oddworld.

[used:)]

OMG, LIEK I WUD TOETILY WUNT TO MAEK OWT WIHT TEH STRAINJAR CUZ IS LIEK TEH SEXI BEEST WIHT TEH HUEG FOARMS.

It sickens me that a thread like this gets a number of replies 10 times the size of some long and thought out serious oddworld discussion threads I've made.

[Biggy Bro Slig]

Or maybe a fuzzle.

I wouldn't kiss a fuzzle if I were you!

[oddveteran93]

Bah you're right! They'd probably only kiss Munch lol.

[Iron_Stalfos]

This is the strangest thread ever....
BoomBats are the only thing I'd even attemp to kiss!

[mudling]

lol, well..i'd probably kiss maggie, cuase she's female, and having to kiss any oddworld inhabitant will, make me loose thw ill to live, lol.
no, seriously...um....sam?

[Havoc]

Or maybe I'd kiss a greeter... or better yet, what about a scrab? :P

[Oddish]

That would defently be a Fleech.

what about a scrab? :P

Ouch.

[Munch's Master]

This is a very twisted topic, and I agree with Used about how its a shame this gets mor replies than many other more Oddworld-related threads. But while Im here, I guess I'll hav to anwer, so i'll say:
A greeter. its metal so its not going to really react.
Or a meep- Its just a furry animal.
But neither would be on the lips, that'd just be so wrong. Kinda like that sexual-themed Oddworld dreams thread from the same author as this one.

[Havoc]

Oh you thinking of what they can do with that long tongue if them huh Oddish?

[Oddish]

It'll turn me inside out

[Fuzzle Guy]

Jo Mamma. She's so Sexy.

[outlaw king]

Hoo ya! shes the sexiest biyatch this side of oddworld , and shes got loadsa bootay.

No I was lying , i would never pash such a thing , id rather filthy hands floyd.