If you absolutely HAD to...
 

Who would you kiss? From OW, of course. Anyone, from any of the games, whatever...

You know who I'd pick, already I think....


Molluck.

You're weird.

This is better off being a female topic, but I definately wouldn't kiss Lady Margeret, so it would have to be Sam.

-laughs-

Guys can answer too! -giggles-

Well firstly this is a strange but oh well i would kiss a female grubb.
why the heck would you kiss mullock, you would choke on the cigar because hed nether take it out and his mouth would be slimy. ewww

>_>....*Walks out of thread VERY slowly*

Id psh Aslik , cause hes very higenic for a glukkon.

agreed

this kind of topics is absolutly not intresting

Stranger!

Just to prepare myself, Ryddel, are all your threads going to have a common theme?

Probably...

Do I have to answer this? Ugh... okay... I say... Stranger!

Omg when the guys answer, it makes me think of yaoi OMG MULIKS A BISHIE lololol -giggles- lol

What the flying fuck is wrong with you? I wouldn't touch my face to any of the inhabidents, because I'm not THAT kind of fan. I don't find any of the characters attractive on any level, in any way.

OK, due to this being the wierdest topic I've ever seen, I'm gonna have to give the wierdest answer I've ever given just for the novelty of it.

I'd give a big smoochie to a Paramite. Mmmmm, fingers. :P

Okay you know what I say? *Walks back in topic* A slig.

I would just LOVE to put my mouth in all those sexy tentacles! >_>

-I knew I was asking for it when this thread came to mind but..

I had to do it...

And no, not al my threads will have the same thing in common..I hope.

Err...a meep? Or maybe a fuzzle.

Ugh... I absolutely don't have to.

No you didn't. We don't need to add Oddworld to the depressingly long list of games that have been raped and twisted by sexual fandom.

I would either kiss a slig or a fuzzle if I had to, if not I would never kiss anything we have seen on oddworld.

OMG, LIEK I WUD TOETILY WUNT TO MAEK OWT WIHT TEH STRAINJAR CUZ IS LIEK TEH SEXI BEEST WIHT TEH HUEG FOARMS.

It sickens me that a thread like this gets a number of replies 10 times the size of some long and thought out serious oddworld discussion threads I've made.

I wouldn't kiss a fuzzle if I were you!

Bah you're right! They'd probably only kiss Munch lol.

This is the strangest thread ever....
BoomBats are the only thing I'd even attemp to kiss!

lol, well..i'd probably kiss maggie, cuase she's female, and having to kiss any oddworld inhabitant will, make me loose thw ill to live, lol.
no, seriously...um....sam?

Or maybe I'd kiss a greeter... or better yet, what about a scrab? :P

That would defently be a Fleech.


Ouch.

This is a very twisted topic, and I agree with Used about how its a shame this gets mor replies than many other more Oddworld-related threads. But while Im here, I guess I'll hav to anwer, so i'll say:
A greeter. its metal so its not going to really react.
Or a meep- Its just a furry animal.
But neither would be on the lips, that'd just be so wrong. Kinda like that sexual-themed Oddworld dreams thread from the same author as this one.

Oh you thinking of what they can do with that long tongue if them huh Oddish? ;)

It'll turn me inside out :p

Jo Mamma. She's so Sexy.

Hoo ya! shes the sexiest biyatch this side of oddworld , and shes got loadsa bootay.

No I was lying , i would never pash such a thing , id rather filthy hands floyd.