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I just clicked on a link and came across something that looked like my favorite stealth kill for AVP on the 360, y'know the one where the alien shoves his tailblade up the marines ass and it comes out his mouth? That's what the porn looked like to me.
is that before or after the alien dons the BDSM suit and leather whips?

fuck sake, where do they get these kids? THE DAMAGED GOODS SECTION?
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04-01-2010, 10:16 AM
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hey Y THE FUCK DO SO MANY MALES HAVE FUCKIN DILDOS AND NOT FUCKING PUSSIES?!!!

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04-01-2010, 10:20 AM
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hey Y THE FUCK DO SO MANY MALES HAVE FUCKIN DILDOS AND NOT FUCKING PUSSIES?!!!
UR CAPS R ON.

Maybe that has something to with some of the members being gay. As for the males not having pussies, well, you answerd your own question.
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Personally I wouldn't mind both.
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Oh. You.

Would you like some pictures of my pussy little boy?
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Pffft, nobody has a more awesome pussy than the Blue Waffle lady.

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STFU, and i knew my caps r on, i was meaning to shout Bam's homeboy/Vincent Margera/Don Vito style
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I feel really bad that I missed leto's gif, since our good old caring moderators removed it.

fucking bastards
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@Nate - your link...It was about a guy who would shove a dildo up his ass and then shit his pants....what the hell man, just what the hell?
@Molluck- Actually no, you get us in the cereal isle. We come in packs of twelve.

I don't know if someone's posted this, but while browsing for pics the last time, I heard about this. Y'know those bouncy exercize balls? Apparantly you can get one with an attachment piece, so you can attach a dildo and "exercise".
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04-01-2010, 08:22 PM
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@Nate - your link...It was about a guy who would shove a dildo up his ass and then shit his pants....what the hell man, just what the hell?
That was only in the first post of that thread. It's an obvious problem for anyone who is in to anal play. You learn to be very, very careful and aware of things like bowel movements.

Try reading the following pages. It's pure gold.
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@AlienMagi: You really want to see Leto's .gif? WARNING: straight men may find this image somewhat disturbing!
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Yes I do. Good thing I'm not straight
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Oh dear.
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04-02-2010, 09:15 AM
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Yes I do. Good thing I'm not straight
Uh huh.
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Yes I do. Good thing I'm not straight
oh god SOMEONE SHUT IT UP
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@AlienMagi: You really want to see Leto's .gif? WARNING: straight men may find this image somewhat disturbing!
Actually I thought it was pretty funny.
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@Nate - ...no, still not funny. I read all seven pages.
@Havoc - It looked like he was gonna have the dildo explode out of his stomach. Hence the AVP reference.
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SOMEBODY likes Xenomorphs.
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Naw, but in the "Name Day" thread I changed myself into a xeno...so now I have to keep up. But yes, i loveded xenomorphs. My DA page is full of them.
Uh, here's a fake ass for you humans to screw
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oh god SOMEONE SHUT IT UP
Sorry if I'm being annoying or really stupid in some way.
I'm just creepy.

Anyways - my apologies
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Xenomorphs aren't some therian romance trope like Elites are, Gwan.

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Sorry if I'm being annoying or really stupid in some way.
I'm just creepy.

Anyways - my apologies
you can suck WoF's and Nate's dick as much as you like, but not mine. stay away, thank you.

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WoF and Nate's dick
They share one?
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FINE you sarcastic shit. edited.
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you can suck WoF's and Nate's dick as much as you like, but not mine. stay away, thank you.
I'm being serious, it's not my pleasure annoying people.

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HEY GUIZE IM BAISECKSUAL 2 LOL
Yup. Yes you are :3
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the irony.
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Oh. You.

Would you like some pictures of my pussy little boy?

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I must say, WoF has a lovely pussy.
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