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AlienMagi · #91 03-21-2010, 05:51 AM

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I know this has nothing to do with toys, but I just thought that this was really wierd....did you know that some guys are so flexible that they can suck their own dick?

I can do it... really

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I would. It's still masturbation if you do it to yourself, mind you I'd wash it first, but you still wouldn't be gay for doing it.

Did you know that mastrubation is tehnically considered homosexuality?

Hobo · #92 03-21-2010, 05:59 AM

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Did you know that mastrubation is tehnically considered homosexuality?

No, please tell me more cos I am not gay and I masturbate ohno.

MA · #93 03-21-2010, 06:08 AM

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I can do it... really

Did you know that mastrubation is tehnically considered homosexuality?

you're the new abe69'er.

EDIT: Magi, i was referring to abe619, not admiring your apparent 'self-suckage'. you were mislead.

***Alcar*** · #94 03-21-2010, 03:40 PM

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Yes. In fact, I know a guy who claims he can do it.

Oh hai.

Technically, I haven't done it in a few years, so the ability has probably gone.

Alcar...

Pilot · #95 03-21-2010, 04:17 PM

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Oh hai.

Technically, I haven't done it in a few years, so the ability has probably gone.

Let's find out?

Strike Witch · #96 03-21-2010, 05:55 PM

I'm sure there's a 'spineless' joke in there somewhere.

Wings of Fire · #97 03-21-2010, 06:19 PM

According to this one site I read it should be theoretically possible for most men to do it.

I've never tried.

Pilot · #98 03-21-2010, 07:46 PM

I've tried to no avail. BOLLOCKS!

Emesdee · #99 03-21-2010, 09:36 PM

I'm sure most have, in their life. Those who were dedicated often took up yoga and other exercises in the hopes it would eventually work.

Pilot · #**100** 03-21-2010, 09:41 PM

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I'm sure most have, in their life. Those who were dedicated often took up yoga and other exercises in the hopes it would eventually work.

Is that why I know so many gay yoga students?

AlienMagi · #**101** 03-22-2010, 04:22 AM

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you're the new abe69'er.

EDIT: Magi, i was referring to abe619, not admiring your apparent 'self-suckage'. you were mislead.

Doesn't matter, your post made me cheer up wich is why I posrepped it.

The self suckage was generally a joke even though I could do it.

Sekto Springs · #**102** 03-22-2010, 07:36 AM

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Is that why I know so many gay yoga students?

Is sucking your own dick gay? I assumed it counted as masturbation.
Marylin Manson anyone?

MA · #**103** 03-22-2010, 07:58 AM

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Doesn't matter, your post made me cheer up wich is why I posrepped it.

well i'll have to make up for that, then.

AlienMagi · #**104** 03-22-2010, 10:46 AM

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well i'll have to make up for that, then.

Do what you will, I require nothing in return for posreps

MA · #**105** 03-22-2010, 10:48 AM

apart from sucking your own dick?

Gwan-Thwei · #**106** 03-22-2010, 04:04 PM

Masturbation is not homosexualtiy and here's why:
>plugs ears<
LALALALALALALALAIT'SNOTGAYITSFUNLALALALALALALALALA!
Actually, I've never tried. So all of this is just discussion to me and nothing more.

enchilado · #**107** 03-22-2010, 04:07 PM

You've never tried sucking your own dick, or you've never tried masturbation?

Ridg3 · #**108** 03-22-2010, 04:11 PM

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Masturbation is not homosexualtiy and here's why:
>plugs ears<
LALALALALALALALAIT'SNOTGAYITSFUNLALALALALALALALALA!
Actually, I've never tried. So all of this is just discussion to me and nothing more.

LIAR!!

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You've never tried sucking your own dick, or you've never tried masturbation?

I laughed because Gwen-Thwei is a girl xD

EDIT: Do any of the ladies here use electric toothbrushes?

enchilado · #**109** 03-22-2010, 04:13 PM

Yes. Yes, I knew that.

MA · #**110** 03-22-2010, 04:21 PM

i think Mrs Gwan is actually a Mr Gwan.

Wings of Fire · #**111** 03-22-2010, 04:50 PM

God why are all girls on the internet guys or lesbians GHOST

enchilado · #**112** 03-22-2010, 05:08 PM

I found some real girls on the internet, you just go to the 'live cam' page and there they are

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Gwan-Thwei · #**113** 03-22-2010, 05:29 PM

I tried masturbating once and never got any results so....
and what do you mean Ghoat, WoF?

Wings of Fire · #**114** 03-22-2010, 05:42 PM

I mean Strike Witch, Ghost is her name from way back when.

But now I call her Hime, because I lack a spine.

Gwan-Thwei · #**115** 03-22-2010, 05:58 PM

HA I just realised I spelled Ghoat.
Anyways, this picture might work, it might not. Here we go:

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Apparrently, it goes in you ass. I'm sorry, I just....really? In the shape of a keebler elf? God, can you imagine? All the little guy want is to make cookies!

Emesdee · #**116** 03-22-2010, 11:05 PM

He needs to find a new source of chocolate, pronto.

Pilot · #**117** 03-22-2010, 11:08 PM

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He needs to find a new source of chocolate, pronto.

Strike Witch · #**118** 03-22-2010, 11:39 PM

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God why are all girls on the internet guys or lesbians GHOST

Hey, don't be hatin~

Ridg3 · #**119** 03-23-2010, 03:05 AM

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I tried masturbating once and never got any results so....
and what do you mean Ghoat, WoF?

So when you said that...you lied to us?

AlienMagi · #**120** 03-23-2010, 03:39 AM

SICK, this thread is about sex toys not mastrubation