Blackwater INC.

[T-nex]

OOC| It makes the RPG bad, has no content, is undetailed, and shows plain lazyness. re'read the rules please
Link:
http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=11928

[sligco]

ooc: ok ill post more

[Taskmaster]

Murkly:"Allright you useluss slurks!"*murkly yells to the mudokons
while a large amount of scrubs walk from the barracks to the slog pen*
Wrex:Yeah you idiots or no food for the next few days,ohh look over there.it the general"
*Wrex salutes*
Murkly:"ohh hi Zizzy.Do you have an idea how there can be so menny scrubs missing?"
Wrex:"told ya we should of put tracking devices on them"

[sligco]

"no i dont i thought u knew"general zizzy sayed confused well maybe that abe guy came through and set them free hmmmm set up extra security so no 1 gets in unauterized and no i escapes eccept us we escape from this place hehe welll also put chant sepressers every were 4 camras and put zapper thingys so no muds attack us and no abe guy if hes hear can go anywere""o hey sodier indead we should have or at least not send them 2 war whith out supervisor"trys 2 salute back to wrex but fall over

(ooc; o ya genral zizzy has 1 red eye a 1 blue eye)

[Taskmaster]

Murkly:L...l..leave?But me and Mojo have put all our time and moolah in this place.We cant leave it....Well....maybe we can but its to much work to build a new factory.I want full alurt and i WANT IT NOW!!!
TELL THE SLIGS TO GET OUT OF THE BARRACKS AND GUARD EVERY 3 CENTIMETERS OF THIS PLACE.
Wrex:ill go get the fuzzle's
Murkly:if you get the fuzzle's....no if you MENTION the fuzzle's im throwing you in the great bonesaw.

[sligco]

"ok "gos to a security phone thing "send the sligs to guard every 3 centimeters of BlackWater INC."zizzy comanded"yes sir"the slig sayed and turns around and turns on a mircophone"ALL SLIGS IN SLIG BARRACKS START DEFENDING EVER 3 CENTIMETERS OF BLACK WATER INC"the slig sayed into the micro phone then sligs started running out of the slig barracks"ok there all done"zizzy sayed smiling

[Taskmaster]

*murkly pulls a face like a slog*
Murkly:"......Wrex would you be so kind to slap your hand in my face of irritation?"
Wrex:"sure boss"
*slaps him in the face*
Murkly:"thank you"
Murkly:*sigh*....zizzy...when i said every 3 centimeters it was a FIGURE OF SPEECH"

[sligco]

"a figuuure of speeech ""hmmmmmm o thats wat u meant ok"zizzy sayed then he looks outside "wow looks crowded out there well at least were well defewnded"zizzy sayed walking back to the security phone"hey also can i have some scrab cakes and maybe some parimite pies"zizzy sayed"im security not some food service but i guess ill send a slig over too bring it to u"the slig said

[Taskmaster]

*wrex walks to the security fhone*
Wrex:"while your at it,could you guys get me a box of sloggie treats?
This box is almost empty"
*while he eats the few remaining sloggie treats*
Murkly:*sigh*"again with the sloggie treats*
*he looks out of the window and looks at the sligs literally securing every 3 centimeters of blackwater INC*
Murkly:"how am i seposse to get back to the executive office if i cant even walk normally with all these sligs"
"i cant even remember we had so menny sligs"
*murkly jumps out of the window and starts head hopping the sligs,jumping from slig head to slig head to get to the window of the executive offices*
Murkly:"you coming?Mojo's probebly there"

[sligco]

"some more sligs came and got a job ""hmmm we need 2 find the village of those savages before they destroy black water inc hmmmm we all need extra security were mojo we need some flying sligs 2 go scout for the vilage of the savages"zizzy sayed looking around for no aparent reason

[Taskmaster]

*Murkly gets an E-mail on his PC*
Murkly:"whats this?......WHAT!!!THE WALL'S OF THE WILDLIFE PEN'S ARE BROKEN?OUR SLIGS AND INTERN'S ARE BEING ATTACKT BY SCRAB'S/PARAMITE'S/FUZZLE'S AND ETC.?"
*runs to a security phone*
Murkly:"what the hell is going on out there!!!!!!"
Slig107:"well...the walls of the wildlife pen's are busted.
Murkly:"i know that but why hasnt the slig engeneer fixed it yet?!"
Slig107:"a vykker named wrex threw him into the great bonesaw"
*an ackward silence for a few seconds*
Murkly:"wwwwwwwwwwrex!?!?!?!?!"
Wrex:"uhhmm...well...i had a good reason.He made fun of my shirt..."
(OOC:where's stingbee,abe16,general dripik and That jerk?They havnt posted for a long time)

[sligco]

"WHAT THE SLIGS ARE BEING BEING ATTACKED!!!"zizzy screamed and hopped 2 a security phone"i need more sligs sent hear emediatly "he ordered and went 2 see the scrabs para mites and other creatures(ooc I dunno i was wonderin that 2)(ooc: o im gunna make a new character
Name: spike
Species: mudokon(even tho i dont like muds)
Age: 16
Gender: male
Carrys: a gun
Appearance: has silver armor all over body
Info:is a mudokon in the industrial army

[Taskmaster]

OOC:sory folks i was away for a short time.(not like anyone actualy cares)
*The sligs are attacking the scarbs,paramites and other critters but without alot of succses*
Murkly:"well this is bad.
*he walks to the security fhone thats connected with the elite area of the slig barracks*
Murkly:"send in that mudokon warrior.Wike...uhh like...uhhh"
Wrex:"spike"
Murkly:"ohh yeah thanks.Send in Spike!!"
Slig13:"did he just say to send in that mudokon?!"
Slig77:"yup,if this keeps going on like this the tamed mudokon's will take over our jobs!!"
Slig13:"maybe we should take law in our own hands....well...the glukkon made law.
*he walks to a info. kiosk terminal*
Slig13:"Could i change my slig number?"
Comp:"*bleep*READING DNA*bleep*NEW NAME INPUT
Slig13:"new number.....SLIG 007!!!"
Comp:*bleep*NEW NAME....REGISTERD*bleep*

[sligco]

(you there taskmaster)

[outlaw king]

May i join if i may?

Name : Greasy

Age : 25

Species: glukkon

Carrys: heaps of porno mags , Viagra , and heaps of moolah.

Occupation: Inspects glukkon establishments , ( he loves authority and the gluk chicks dig him like hell ).

Loves : girls , girls , shaggin , and girls

Appearance : A Purple tuxedo , with very sharp shoulder blades , and A purple fedora with a mudokon hair braid tucked into it so it sticks out like a feather. And a pair of very shiny spats. He always has a dodgy look on his face , and has gleaming white eyes with pale green skin.

Backstoree : Greasy loves girls . Girls love greasy , greasy rose through the ranks of the oddworld underworld , as the most sleazy idiot ever , hell do anything for a shag , now he is on a routine inspection of blackwater , and hes heard there are good girls there.

Name : Notes

Species : slig

Carrys : notebook ( to note down inspections ) and a pistol for self defence , and chill pills , cos hes prone to the occasional cold.

Appearance : notes is a everyday slig , exept he wears a lime green fedora , and lime green spats , he once drove a magog train until greasy gave him a cushy government job , noting down greasys inspection .



Greasy entered the Blackwater gates , his slig accomplice " notes " following close behind .

Greasy : Well Well Well , so this is the famous blackwater , I wonder where ill find this " smirkley " feller?

Notes : Aint that " murkley " baus?

Greasy : yeh yeh , whatever , i hope theres chicks here , or Im screwed , i need my daily " bedroom business time " or ill probably lose interest in this inspection.

Notes : right baus.


* notes pulls out a porno mag , and shows it to greasy *

Greasy : phew , , whoa mumma , thats heaps better!


Greasy and notes walked towards the main office block .

Greasy : i wonder where this " mojo " feller is? word is that hes almost as good with the ladies as me!

Notes : really baus?

Greasy : nah , probably not . Anyway wheres this murkley fellow?

[sligco]

General zizzy walked up to greasy"hello i am General zizzy and you are?"Zizzy said two sligs ran up to zizzys side"we've found a small group mudokons out in the woods"one slig said"perfect capture them,pop"the other slig nodded"there loaded whith mudarcher"zizzy glare glared at him"JUST DO IT!!!"zizzy screamed"the slig ran off"pop,get a group of sligs and capture them"Zizzy ordered

[outlaw king]

" Well , you seem to be rather powerful " greasy said ." I am greasy .j shagzalot , this is notes , my accomplice , we are here to inspect blackwater inc. , and make sure the plant is healthy , and running smoothly . I take it you own the slig barracks , its my pleasure to meet you . "

Greasy proceeded with notes checking out some of the sligs exiting the barracks .

Notes : " Hey mr zizzy , ill give ya 20 bucks if you order that hot lady slig over there to come towards me and , yknow , go behind the guard tower and get busy? "

[sligco]

"yes i am very powerful and run the slig barracks""30 bucks and i will"zizzy said and called the slig over and gave her the orders

[outlaw king]

Notes : heres 30 , plus an extra 10 for your kindness , come on toots , get behind the tower ! "

Greasy : ( sniffing tears of joy) ahhh one day that slig will follow in my footsteps , as you can see hes well on his way!

* Several screams and yells are heard behind the guard tower *

Greasy : they seem to be enjoying themselves. So , hows work at the slig barracks lately?

[sligco]

"good theres a mudokon vilage that were trying to find and kill pop just found a small vilage and there going to go kill them so hows you job goin"zizzy asked looking around

[outlaw king]

Greasy : Yes its pretty good , my moms getting angry at me for cheating on all my girlfriends , but hey , shes a silly old cow! Please be as so kind as to show me around the barracks .

Notes : Hoo yeah! thats the spot lady !

Greasy : keep it down behind there! me and general zizzy are going for a walk around the barracks!

Notes : sorry baus , shes really good value for money!

Greasy : good , you keep playing around behind there then , while me and the general go for a walk.

[sligco]

zizzy walked over to a security phone"hey saend me some scrab cake"Zizzy order"you want anything greasy""Zizzy i told you this isnt a food service window"the slig said"just do it"zizzy ordered"ok just this once"the slig said

[outlaw king]

hmmmm Greasy thought , do you guys serve lime flavoured slurg shakes around here?

Notes : ow OW OOOWW! that hurts !

notes and the slig chick came out from behind the barracks , stuck together.

Notes : baus , our mechanical pants became to hot , and all that friction stuck our pants together!

Greasy : wow , you guys are hardcore , nevermind youll become unstuck soon , that friction should wear off eventually .

Notes : yes baus , by the way , while i was fufilling myself , I heard mudokon mudarchers chanting a war speech , it appears they are approaching the main gates.

Greasy : WTF! i cant die now , im too horny ! zizzy , forget the order , lets hide in the magog train , its not too far away!

[sligco]

"hide why?"zizzy laughed"we can destroy them "zizzy turned to the security phone"get sligs down here guick call pop to and have him bring his men here "zizzy turned back to greasy"follow me"he ordered and walked into the slig barracks and entered the elavator

[outlaw king]

Greasy listened to the elevator music , as the elevetor continued to rise.

Greasy : grrrr , I hate abba!

The elevator suddenly stopped , and the elevator lights turned to red , blinking red , a alarm started sounding .

Greasy : WE ARE GUNNA DIE ZIZZY! Notes , get on the slig phone!

Notes turned the slig phone on with his sligspeak .

Notes : whats the situation outside?

Slig phone operator : Those crafty mudokons , they entered the main gate , killed a few hundred sligs , and as all the sligs moved to guard the front gate , another 89999999 burst through the rear wall , they have hijacked the train , and have most of there troops in there .

Greasy : oh and by the way , do you think you could order some hot glukkon chicks in this elevator ? its kinda stuffy!

Operator : how the hell can i do that! youre about 7 storeys high in a jammed elvator , im outta here , we are screwed!

Greasy ( to hot slig chick) say toots , you may be a slig , but we are going to die soon , so fancy a shag?

Hot slig chick : NO , thats just wrong , notes is my man!

Greasy : damn! stuck in a elevator with NO CHICKS , zizzy , we are dead meech paste!

[sligco]

zizzy started panicking and jumping at the elavator escape door and finely knocked it open and jumped out of the elavator and started jumping at a door pop opened the door "pop we gotta get outa here lets go zizzy and pop looked down at the elavator

[outlaw king]

Greasy , notes , and the hot slig chick followed .

Notes : ow! baus , i spraigned my ankle!

Greasy : sorry notes , see you later , i dont really care about you anymore , as far as im concerned , this inspection is over!

Notes : baus , dont leave me here!

Greasy : hey , I said im sorry , why do you think my name is greasy! see you in hell!

Hot slig chick : YOU BASTARD!! HOW DARE YOU LEAVE YOUR OWN BEST FRIEND!

greasy : hey toots , thats the way the cookie crumbles!

Greasy continued to follow pop and zizzy , until they reached a long stretchy bridge , that lead to the guard tower .

Greasy : wowzers , look at the battle below us! careful now! we must be at least 13 storeys high! Hey whats that sound?

The magog train was heading straight for the bridge.

Greasy : aaahhhhh! if i was still doing my inspection , id ask why the hell you have a overhead train track that goes right through a bridge! well be hit by that big steel iron gluk ! how many soldiers get hit by this train everyday ! ALOT! heres a fact , you do not make train tracks lead through bridges!

Greasy : what are we going to do ! well never make it to the end of the bridge in time!

[sligco]

"hey i didnt disine this freaky ass facility im just the general remember but ive got a private train at the station"zizzy said pop looked scared"whats wrongwhith you"zizzy asked pop"im kinda afraid of speed as in 575 mph"pop said"come on it'll get us out of here faster"zizzy said"ok"pop said"but no 600 mile per hour ok"pop said"ok 500"zizzy said running towards the station

[outlaw king]

Alright , quickly! greasy yelled.

They all made it across to the station just in time , just as the mudokon hi jacked train hit the bridge , smashing it to the bejeezes.

[sligco]

zizzy hopped on the train"were should we go"zizzy said turning to greasy and pop"zizzy said"also why did you leave notes and that chick slig"zizzy asked