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  #31  
12-19-2001, 08:13 PM
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Of course I believe in Santa but I dont think hes all hes cracked up to be for instance he sneaks into peoples house at night down a chimney, he likes little children sitting on his lap and he knows when you are sleeping, and last but not least Santa-Satan all you have to do is move one letter think about it!
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12-19-2001, 10:07 PM
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well! me and a freind once put out our stockings with low power mouse traps in them and lay awake waiting - we didn't hear anything unusual, in the morning we had presents, (yay) does this prove santas existence, or is it a strange phenomonem (i know it's spelt wrong )
that only occurs once a year in which your parents go bonkers trying to convince you of something that will be pointless in later life anyway??? what a joke! lol

the conclusion:

santa could be real i spose, but i was a very naughty boy and i always got presents, maybe he was short on spy cams that year eh?

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12-19-2001, 10:28 PM
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I believed in santa, So i thought it would be a good idea to catch santa, So i made a peanut butter sandwich (Mind you i was only 8 years old) then i found some weak rat poison so i put it in the sandwhich and put it on the dining table, The next morning when i woke up my Dad was vomiting and his nose was bleeding so he went to the hospital and i GOT IN DEEP $#!T
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12-19-2001, 10:33 PM
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Devil you are an unwelcome evil bastard, go away! j/k ol buddy

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12-19-2001, 10:34 PM
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LOL

Lister: and what about santa!

Rimmer: what about santa?

Lister: he's the fat @&^&#$ that sneaks down the chimney and nicks all the kids favorite toys.
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12-19-2001, 10:43 PM
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LOL
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12-19-2001, 10:43 PM
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EVERYONE THIS IS CZD's ADDRESS

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Phone: 01 21 642672
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12-19-2001, 10:46 PM
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Santa exists, He was sitting on the toilet in my house and said, Get back to bed.

TRUE STORY
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12-19-2001, 10:50 PM
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ummmm, devil, if u wanna pay me out do it by e-mial cuz we prolly pissin off the admins,

(sorry)
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12-19-2001, 10:53 PM
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devil, a/s/l?
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12-19-2001, 11:56 PM
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Originally posted by Eibu:
How else would Toe Jam & and Earl get their presents? Oh and contarary to popular belief he has a jetpack, not a sleigh...
Yeah, and remember, whenever you see a man in a carrot suit, always get advice from him. And never let Earl drive.
Toe Jam & earl ruled
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12-20-2001, 10:33 PM
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Er, I seriously think this will start some fights.. And I don't believe in him... NO WAY!!!
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12-21-2001, 12:58 AM
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At The end of Prep One of my cousins told me that Santa Wasn't real. So In Grade One I told everybody that he wasn't real and everyone believed me and My teacher talked to my mum and I got in trouble. I still remember that.
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12-21-2001, 02:19 PM
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I AM NOT AN IGNORANT FART! I believe in him so thats that! [*sigh* 9 years old... Still believes in Santa... It's sad, really.] We have a laugh and thats it! [Yes, they were laughing about how Santa is NOT real...] So stop being a spoil sport! [I'm sorry, but you're NINE FRIGGIN YEARS OLD! I would be a spoilsport to tell a five year old that Santa wasn't real, but if you believe in Santa when you're 9, it'll just lead to problems. Oh well, you'll find out anyway in a year or two (hopefully).] If ya don't believe in Santa you have no Imagination! [lol, I guess you're the only one here with an imagination then! Key word: Imagination. Santa is in your imagination, meaning he isn't real. You just said it yourself!]
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12-21-2001, 03:25 PM
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Originally posted by cullzoid:
devil, a/s/l?
I think you are mistaking this FORUM for a CHAT ROOM.


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Originally posted by abe22:
So In Grade One I told everybody that he wasn't real and everyone believed me and My teacher talked to my mum and I got in trouble. I still remember that.
You got in trouble for telling people Santa wasn't real???
How old were you and how old were they?
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12-21-2001, 09:34 PM
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Santa claus like died 12 years ago. Or he either got hijacked by a couple of elves or something who knows..

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12-21-2001, 11:31 PM
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Okay, Daniel, look, I'm sorry if this wasn't painfully obvious, but nobody here REALLY believes in Santa Claus. We were having a laugh. There was no need for people like you and Edd to come along and spoil it for us.
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12-22-2001, 03:38 AM
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At the start of Grade One I was 6 and so were most of the other people. I only got in trouble because it was unfair for all the other kids but it should of been my cousin who got it trouble not me my cousins like 3 or 4 years older then me.
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12-22-2001, 07:30 AM
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I agree with Rettick. I don't know why so many people are picking on mitsur, I'm sure he was just having a laugh like the rest of us. Don't spoil the Christmas fun
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12-22-2001, 10:25 AM
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Originally posted by abe22:
At the start of Grade One I was 6 and so were most of the other people. I only got in trouble because it was unfair for all the other kids but it should of been my cousin who got it trouble not me my cousins like 3 or 4 years older then me.
You didn't do anything wrong, anyone half intelligent can see that...


It's actually a Kinto slave that delivers all the presents to anyone, not some fat old paedophile...
How would a fat person get down a chimeny, Kintos are much better-suited for present-delivering...
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12-22-2001, 03:47 PM
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Okay, Daniel, look, I'm sorry if this wasn't painfully obvious, but nobody here REALLY believes in Santa Claus. We were having a laugh. There was no need for people like you and Edd to come along and spoil it for us.
*looks back at page one* Ehhh.... Whoops... See, I was thinking Rex Tirano WAS Mistur... Got both of them mixed up... Oh well, soory for spoiling the Christmas fun.

I think I'll just go back to the top of my lonely mountain with my dog now...
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12-28-2001, 01:27 AM
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Its OK Daniel...Everyone makes mistakes. :fuzzlesmile on't feel bad.I'm not mad.We can be friends I guess...
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12-28-2001, 01:34 AM
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I believe Santa is what you keep in your heart and is a good sign of the Christmas Spirit.
Plus He Got Me The Xbox Dvd Remote and The Phatom Menace on DvD. Happy Holidays!!!!
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