Salutations -

Vexen · #31 07-07-2015, 05:49 PM

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Will there be a cake?

Yes. There will also be grief counseling.

Phylum · #32 07-07-2015, 06:45 PM

You monster.

Nepsotic · #33 07-07-2015, 07:14 PM

Hey guys, remember when we wrote that special OWF edition of Still Alive in that random welcome thread?
Those were the good days. People used to post back then.

Vexen · #34 07-07-2015, 07:14 PM

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It's all going to end in a bee battle between Vexen and ScrabTrapMan

My bet is on the newcomer.

This is somewhat irrelevant, I was wondering how you got your name, Varrok. Whenever I see "Varrok" I think of Varrock from Runescape.

Nepsotic · #35 07-07-2015, 07:15 PM

I'm pretty sure about 200 different people have made that exact same post over the years.

***Nate*** · #36 07-07-2015, 07:32 PM

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Like many of you, I absolutely adore the oddworld series. When I realized there was a forum, I decided to join.

Now, now... you and I both know that's not the full story. How about the Spaniardgod12 rest of the story?

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our gay overlords

I think it's time to remove the plural 's' in that phrase.

Vexen · #37 07-07-2015, 07:41 PM

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Now, now... you and I both know that's not the full story. How about the Spaniardgod12 rest of the story?

I think it's time to remove the plural 's' in that phrase.

You're real clever. However, you're missing another key chapter in the story.

***Nate*** · #38 07-07-2015, 07:44 PM

Obviously. That's why I asked.

You can send me a PM if you prefer to discuss it privately.

Nepsotic · #39 07-07-2015, 08:24 PM

Hey if it's that easy maybe I should tell you what my secret is~

***Nate*** · #40 07-07-2015, 10:16 PM

As long as you haven't secretly been a multi of Abe619 all along, feel free to tell me anything.

I make no promises about keeping your secret, mind.

Varrok · #41 07-07-2015, 10:56 PM

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This is somewhat irrelevant, I was wondering how you got your name, Varrok. Whenever I see "Varrok" I think of Varrock from Runescape.

It's not from Runescape.

Phylum · #42 07-08-2015, 02:55 AM

"I am not a city from Runescape! I am a free man"

Vexen · #43 07-08-2015, 10:44 AM

On all levels except for physical Varrok is a city.

Varrok · #44 07-08-2015, 11:19 AM

It flatters me that you guys think that I'm much more valuable than a single person.

A whole city.... Damn, maaan. Feels good.

STM · #45 07-08-2015, 12:25 PM

On only a physical level, Varrok is a city.

Varrok · #46 07-08-2015, 12:32 PM

I hope that means a good thing.

OANST · #47 07-08-2015, 12:41 PM

It means you're fat, bitch.

Varrok · #48 07-08-2015, 12:43 PM

Yeah, OANST finally revealed himself as my second account.

OANST · #49 07-08-2015, 12:49 PM

I think we all revealed ourselves as your second account at one point.

Varrok · #50 07-08-2015, 12:55 PM

It felt almost like we were one big cit...

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wait, now it all makes sense!

OANST · #51 07-10-2015, 10:47 AM

Did it get the fuck out yet?

Varrok · #52 07-10-2015, 10:55 AM

Darn, I hate those... rational people.

Bullet Magnet · #53 07-12-2015, 04:04 PM

It's for the best. I wouldn't wish this on anyone.

We should get a big sign on the front page that reads "QUARANTINED BY ORDER OF THE INTERNET"

Varrok · #54 07-13-2015, 12:48 AM

We are no longer quarantined, I can google Oddworld Forums. Outbreak!

Bullet Magnet · #55 07-13-2015, 06:26 AM

We have a level 5 containment breach. Repeat, level five containment breach. Deploy countermeasures: excessive trolling and massive spam.

May Nate have mercy on our posting privileges.

Shade667 · #56 07-13-2015, 06:31 AM

Varrok · #57 07-13-2015, 08:01 AM

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We have a level 5 containment breach. Repeat, level five containment breach. Deploy countermeasures: excessive trolling and massive spam.

May Nate have mercy on our posting privileges.

U sure these are countermeasures?

Bullet Magnet · #58 07-13-2015, 08:19 PM

I don't know. We never planned for this. An oversight, I'm sure. I'll bring it up in the Employee Lounge during the next meeting.

***Nate*** · #59 07-13-2015, 10:28 PM

Googling Oddworld Forums was never the problem. Other keywords, on the other hand...

MeechMunchie · #60 07-13-2015, 11:38 PM

Did somebody say...

ZOOPHILIA