New game about mudokons?

[Connell]

Abe should grow pink furry wings as he progresses through the game. We should also find out he is half African because I don't think there was enough backstory in Oddworld.

There should also be a slightly condensed version taking away any sense of purpose or meaning from the game for Gameboy Colour. It's still a widely used platform. I think EA Games or whoever it is who makes Oddworld's Abes (can't remember the proper name of any of the games apart from Munch's Oddysee) are overlooking it.

[MeechMunchie]

All the characters should be Jewish. Mudokon ponytails would be replaced by giant Jewfros, and Glukkons would have beards and big fake noses. With jigglebones.

[Connell]

Also I don't think they elaborated enough on the Sligs' Mexican heritage in the original. I think you only hear one of them say hola in the entire series.

[Nate]

You guys aren't even good enough at spamming to be interesting.

*closes*